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I think I'm just gonna change you all into supermodels and such. It'll make reading and envisioning more fun. Soft sexy female voice talking about handling pipe and tools, running it dirty, plug ip that hole; yup, this place will take on a whole new light when reading now.

HDNB, you ok with Bein Mila Jovovich, or would you prefer a Canadian like Pamela Anderson?

That's ok, just don't develope an infatuation or crush on anyone ..
(I hope I'm speaking for everyone).

TB done busted my illusion of what he looks like. Here I'm thinkin' he needed a booster seat to git down the road in a Peterbuilt.

I have no illusions about goose eye. He's either a nuclear physicist, an oceanographer, a high fashion runway model, or a hog farmer. Reading his book would be like listening to Bob Dylan - you read it a dozen times and you get a dozen different perceptions of what it says. He's either the stupidest bodunk or the deepest most profound man (or woman) on earth. He's either who he is or he ain't nobody in particular. Why is he here anyway? He ain't never made no likker and never will, or so I'm tole.

S-Cackalacky wrote:TB done busted my illusion of what he looks like. Here I'm thinkin' he needed a booster seat to git down the road in a Peterbuilt.

I have no illusions about goose eye. He's either a nuclear physicist, an oceanographer, a high fashion runway model, or a hog farmer. Reading his book would be like listening to Bob Dylan - you read it a dozen times and you get a dozen different perceptions of what it says. He's either the stupidest bodunk or the deepest most profound man (or woman) on earth. He's either who he is or he ain't nobody in particular. Why is he here anyway? He ain't never made no likker and never will, or so I'm tole.

Closest I come to a bromance right there.

Nice avatar SoMo! Like it!

Im fairly certain GooseEye is a high ranking muckity muck in industry, or maybe a millionaire venture capitalist, or some such. And the play on words is all fer fun and games and his amusement.

Thanks Jimbo, goes with the white bourbon grain bill.
His power of prose is outstanding, I appreciate it for sure.

moosemilk wrote:I think I'm just gonna change you all into supermodels and such. It'll make reading and envisioning more fun. Soft sexy female voice talking about handling pipe and tools, running it dirty, plug ip that hole; yup, this place will take on a whole new light when reading now.

HDNB, you ok with Bein Mila Jovovich, or would you prefer a Canadian like Pamela Anderson?

I knew I liked reading this thread for a good reason. This should be good! a Feminine Rad or Prarie piss!! TB is a long gown . Jimbo in stillettos jamming hard on the Fender. This is going to be GREAT!

Me in a long gown ! Definitely designed for sheers . Filmy and short . A perfect surrender for advances from Corene . Rad is gonna have to work hard to get some of this Them other folks ; well , maybie
in a casual moment . Jury ain't in on that yet .

Sorry guys, my dress wearing ends with my kilt!

On a similar topic, a bunch of my friends just did a red dress run, strange seeing straight dudes running around in frilly clothes!

Getting the "Goose Eye"...!

Tal wrote:

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Getting the "Goose Eye"...!

Hahahaha oh man. Thanks Tal. Sitting down after work with a shot and a smoke, just took a drag on the smoke as I saw that and ended up in a coughing fit that brought a lung half way up. Good thing it wasn't a sip of my UJ coming out my nose.

Corene: since I'm seeing all the guys as supermodels, I figure I'll make the ladies wrestling icons. I don't see you as stone cold Steve Austin, no hulk hogan, was thinking rick flair, but suddenly I remembered a female wrestler...China. strong yet still attractive. But not a wimpy female girly gurl. Can keep up with the boys but still pull off an elegant evening gown.

moosemilk wrote:

Tal wrote:

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Getting the "Goose Eye"...!

Hahahaha oh man. Thanks Tal. Sitting down after work with a shot and a smoke, just took a drag on the smoke as I saw that and ended up in a coughing fit that brought a lung half way up. Good thing it wasn't a sip of my UJ coming out my nose.

Corene: since I'm seeing all the guys as supermodels, I figure I'll make the ladies wrestling icons. I don't see you as stone cold Steve Austin, no hulk hogan, was thinking rick flair, but suddenly I remembered a female wrestler...China. strong yet still attractive. But not a wimpy female girly gurl. Can keep up with the boys but still pull off an elegant evening gown.

If your gonna do it I prefer The Rock. But if I said I remember Freddie Blassie , or Mr Moto that would give my age away, and Hey what about those Thunderbirds!

corene1 wrote:
If your gonna do it I prefer The Rock. But if I said I remember Freddie Blassie , or Mr Moto that would give my age away, and Hey what about those Thunderbirds!

The Rock it is...his tag line goes with the hobby as well!
"Do you smell what Corene is cookin?"...Smells like 180 proof lol.

corene1 wrote:... Jimbo in stillettos

I like stilettos But not on my feets. For that matter I like sexy feets too...

Before I read about The Rock's cooking I thouth you were going to say"Do you like pie?"
Ga Flatwoods

Came here to show off my avatar! So now when you see me you can say hi

she says: thats gruesome
sez bob: aye lassie an if ya look again you'll see it grew some more

Aye but jas a wee bit!!!!

Marilyn Monroe you ain't.

tp

You should see the front!

No way a bit too masculine, we like the girls that sing soprano-no Adam's apple.

I'll settle for an alto. Still no Adam's Apple.

tp (straight baritone)

Would you settle for a bass falsetto?

Since you guys are getting into an alternative lifestyle here is a little test for you . Which one is a guy?

Trick question! They're both guys!

Bigbob wrote:Trick question! They're both guys!

Ahhh! so you had that trick played on you also! Very pretty guys though!

Nah I live near San Francisco ! We're trained at an early age

To Look for???....and who trains you???...is it a standard topic taught in schools??..."Right you lot, today we will be spotting the difference between gorgeous young women and blokes!...first thing to look for is do they have boobs?, if so it could be a trick...not all boobs are real you know...Sally, would you please come up here and let me show everyone what real boobs look like....." Jeez, i could be interested in some training myself! lol.

Tal wrote:To Look for???....and who trains you???...is it a standard topic taught in schools??..."Right you lot, today we will be spotting the difference between gorgeous young women and blokes!...first thing to look for is do they have boobs?, if so it could be a trick...not all boobs are real you know...Sally, would you please come up here and let me show everyone what real boobs look like....." Jeez, i could be interested in some training myself! lol.

I'd take that class. Haha

The boss walks into the welding shop and finds the welders standing around in one corner.
He asks "what the hell are you'all doing here instead of working"
The biggest, burliest welder says "Corene is in a bad mood and until she has her morning coffee, it's safer over here"