The liar's bench

Post by **S-Cackalacky** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 5:49 pm

They make nice amusement parks.

Post by **HDNB** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 6:13 pm

thecroweater wrote:Whoa you's fellas actually drink bud, be damned, I thought it was like Fosters and ya just sent it abroad as a shit stir

gotta get T-Pee to teach me how to post that ROTFLMAO emoticon!

Post by **Truckinbutch** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 6:58 pm

thecroweater wrote:Whoa you's fellas actually drink bud, be damned, I thought it was like Fosters and ya just sent it abroad as a shit stir

Well , fuck all , mate ! Ya like to quaff a lot of brews with your mates at the pub or at home and ya drink the most popular swill at the best price til ya get miffed . That's when ya realize the economics of drinkin what ya make and stayin home to do it .
>Sure , ya miss your mates at the pub that ya was seein on a daily basis . Rekin they missed a drink missin you unless you was the one buyin ? SOH tells me that my staying home for days on end and sippin my own gives us the opportunity and the cash to go to the pub on a more regular basis as a couple . Total winner on my side . I'm gettin a bit giddy just talkin about this

Post by **HDNB** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 7:09 pm

you goin' legal on us TB?

sounds like you promotin' the revenuer's lackys at the local slip and slurp.?

Post by **Truckinbutch** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 8:02 pm

HDNB wrote:you goin' legal on us TB?

sounds like you promotin' the revenuer's lackys at the local slip and slurp.?

I think you grossly misunderstood . I've stopped drinkin the available canned beer in favor of what I make on my own . That is going to make a significant impact on the local economy I'm hoping .

Post by **bearriver** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 8:25 pm

Sure. You can spend more on actual products and less on services. Maybe you'll start a trend and kill the entire economy.

Then we might have to actually...(GASP)

actually make things again???..

Red Rim · Post by **Red Rim** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 8:33 pm

Oh you mean food that doesn't taste like cardboard? Chicken that isn't filled with saltwater? Hamburger that isn't reconstituted pink slime? Fruit that is picked ripe instead of a month ago and green? Corn that isn't genetically engineered? Beer that has hops and flavor? And first and foremost, high quality alcohol that doesn't give you a hangover???

Hell yeah, I am with you!

Post by **Truckinbutch** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 8:50 pm

Bear , you and Red are proposing things that could destroy the very faux fabric this nation is built upon . The desire to return to what is real is counter to what this country has devolved into . Hope we can meet up in the same FEMA compound we are going to be thrust into .

Red Rim · Post by **Red Rim** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 9:11 pm

It will look like a world war 2 Japanese labor camp, except we will still be fat and drunk!

Post by **thecroweater** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 9:36 pm

Hell don't it sound like we are all spiralling down the same S bend (sept i hear you shit turn anticlockwise ) We still make cars and components here but that ends early next year after that doubt we could make a good argument . Be back to where we started with wheat and sheep guess that's why they are trying to sell off all the good farmland to foreign interests and multinational companies just fast as they can

Post by **WooTeck** » Wed Oct 01, 2014 3:13 am

Truckinbutch wrote:
WooTeck wrote:
S-Cackalacky wrote:AB will be sufferin' from a poor decision.
i think im missing something what is AB?
BUDWEISER

bud

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Red Rim wrote:Beer that has hops and flavor?

thats what i allways aim for. im a cunty beer drinker and avoid bars with shity selections

Post by **heartcut** » Wed Oct 01, 2014 4:46 am

Just when the US craft beer makers were really kicking, I turned into a near diabetic and quit simple starch, sugar and (mostly) beer. Good thing there's spirits. Lost a bunch of weight and got more energy, but during our 9 month summer, that cold beer after work is missed.

Post by **T-Pee** » Wed Oct 01, 2014 7:35 am

Know whatcha mean, heartcut.

tp

Post by **HDNB** » Wed Oct 01, 2014 2:42 pm

T-Pee wrote:Know whatcha mean, heartcut.

tp

the only good thing about growing older is that it is better than the alternative.

Post by **Bigbob** » Wed Oct 01, 2014 2:55 pm

Theoretically....

Red Rim · Post by **Red Rim** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 8:25 am

Here is our sign!

Post by **heartcut** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 2:02 pm

I only drink on days of the week ending in y.

Post by **Truckinbutch** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 5:49 pm

I only drink if I am with someone or by myself . It's always 5 o'clock somewhere .

Post by **WooTeck** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 3:58 am

i only drink when alcohol is in a 10 mile radius.

Post by **hamshine** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 11:16 am

their is nothing wrong with wine with dinner... by wine i mean liquor....and by dinner i mean breakfast.

Post by **jus teasin** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 9:04 pm

Took some greenhorns from the east on a elk hunting pack trip the other day and damned if I did'nt forget my chapstick.
after 2 days of hard work, sun, wind, rain and licking my lips they realy hurt,
so on the 3rd day I raised my horses tail and kissed him right on his ass.
One of the clients asked will that help?
I said I don't know. But I sure as hell aint gonna lick my lips

JT

Post by **Truckinbutch** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 9:10 pm

jus teasin wrote:Took some greenhorns from the east on a elk hunting pack trip the other day and damned if I did'nt forget my chapstick.
after 2 days of hard work, sun, wind, rain and licking my lips they realy hurt,
so on the 3rd day I raised my horses tail and kissed him right on his ass.
One of the clients asked will that help?
I said I don't know. But I sure as hell aint gonna lick my lips

JT

Just move your ass up about 4 places on 'The Bench' .

Post by **FreeMountainHermit** » Sun Oct 05, 2014 3:56 am

Pretty old joke but still darn funny !!!!

Post by **heartcut** » Sun Oct 05, 2014 6:01 am

It's also a proven route to a promotion.

Post by **Jimbo** » Sun Oct 05, 2014 6:06 am

We knew it was a bad idea you guys were getting married, but didnt say anything because you had an open bar.

Post by **WooTeck** » Wed Oct 08, 2014 4:01 pm

today i got a new hipflask. kinda wanted to share it as i thought a few folk would have a chuckle. wasn't sure where but i thought here's as good as any

: zippo lighter for scale

what y'all think of that?

Post by **hamshine** » Wed Oct 08, 2014 4:29 pm

That's about right...... u got a big enough pocket for that?

Post by **S-Cackalacky** » Wed Oct 08, 2014 5:01 pm

My daughter just bought one of those for her boy friend. Nice piece of hardware. Holds about a fifth of likker I think.

Post by **jedneck** » Wed Oct 08, 2014 5:09 pm

WooTeck wrote:today i got a new hipflask. kinda wanted to share it as i thought a few folk would have a chuckle. wasn't sure where but i thought here's as good as any
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what y'all think of that?

That mite hold enuf for one rownd on the bench if we are all nice and just take a wee nip.

Post by **Truckinbutch** » Wed Oct 08, 2014 5:38 pm

WooTeck wrote:today i got a new hipflask. kinda wanted to share it as i thought a few folk would have a chuckle. wasn't sure where but i thought here's as good as any
IMAG2959.jpg
what y'all think of that?

Ya sturdy enuff to pack one on each hip ? 'Bout the quantity it would take for 2 rounds here on "The Bench".

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