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Kinda hard to hide that flask isn't it? Just enough to make your buddies mad in this side the pond or drunk as an ass on that side. Good size for soccer hooligans I would guess! LOL
GA Flatwoods

My Daughter in law has one of them. When its full and she puts it in the pocket of her bib overalls her tits pop out the top.

JT

Omg. The picture that brought to mind.

tp

Well I had an adventure today. I work as a Gardner in a large metropolitan park. I'm on the mow crew,today as my partner and I went to clean the mowers, he disturbed a yellowjacket nest. Since he was bout 20yds ahead of me I didn't see it. Now picture a ride on mower going thru a cloud of Yellowjackets, very upset yellowjackets! I was just minding my own business, when WHAM! STING!OW! Hey what's going on? STING BITE OW! You get the picture,didn't help that I had the mower at half throttle either. Could not figure that out until I was about 30yds further. Then it was a mad race thru the woods with Yellowjackets in hot pursuit. Did I mention they where upset? They finally stopped but I had to jump around throwing clothes off. Do you know how hard it is to undo cathart bib overalls? Any ways got home and had a couple of LARGE sweet feed and cokes so all better cept the stings itch like crazy. Can't wait to see what happens tomorrow!

hamshine wrote:That's about right...... u got a big enough pocket for that?

nope but i got a bag

S-Cackalacky wrote:My daughter just bought one of those for her boy friend. Nice piece of hardware. Holds about a fifth of likker I think.

its 62oz

ive got a few flasks most for every day use. this is the party or travel flask. will save me from broken or lost good bottles and jars

eck

jus teasin wrote:My Daughter in law has one of them. When its full and she puts it in the pocket of her bib overalls her tits pop out the top.

JT

You got one lucky son there, JT! I agree with T-pee...one hell if an image! we're talking about the full flask, right T-Pee?

moosemilk wrote:

jus teasin wrote:My Daughter in law has one of them. When its full and she puts it in the pocket of her bib overalls her tits pop out the top.

JT

You got one lucky son there, JT! I agree with T-pee...one hell if an image! we're talking about the full flask, right T-Pee?

Lucky, thats for sure! no way i could get my wife to carry likker for me!

Bigbob wrote:Well I had an adventure today. I work as a Gardner in a large metropolitan park. I'm on the mow crew,today as my partner and I went to clean the mowers, he disturbed a yellowjacket nest. Since he was bout 20yds ahead of me I didn't see it. Now picture a ride on mower going thru a cloud of Yellowjackets, very upset yellowjackets! I was just minding my own business, when WHAM! STING!OW! Hey what's going on? STING BITE OW! You get the picture,didn't help that I had the mower at half throttle either. Could not figure that out until I was about 30yds further. Then it was a mad race thru the woods with Yellowjackets in hot pursuit. Did I mention they where upset? They finally stopped but I had to jump around throwing clothes off. Do you know how hard it is to undo cathart bib overalls? Any ways got home and had a couple of LARGE sweet feed and cokes so all better cept the stings itch like crazy. Can't wait to see what happens tomorrow!

My wife laid down in bed the other night with the intentions of getting frisky, jumped up squalling omg omg, a big ol yellow jacket under her pillow stung her smack on the for arm. Needless to say that was the only penetration in our bed that night.
She steals every flask I've bought, I find them empty dropped wherever they failed to produce any more hooch, apparently she thinks they are bottomless.
Where'd you find that big ass flask?

While back I stopped at gas station for coffee after coming outta the woods from a successful hunt. Talking with the local warden when a truck load of city slickers pull in yappin about there day. Warden looks in the backa their truck and sees two goats. They thought there was two spike bucks. True story
Have a pull on this jug its a single malt wheat.

SoMo wrote:
Where'd you find that big ass flask?

amazon it add to the rest of my collection. i have 2x 6oz 1x 7oz & 8oz. often out and about and rarely know where im going to sleep so i like to have a selection of spirits. to meet my whims.

How many of y'all listen to old time radio programs ? When I'm working in the house I put the computer on speakers and listen like I did as a kid when that's all we had . Fibber and Mollie , Jack Benny , ect . A theater of the mind to listen to while your hands are doing something else .

Used to love listen to the mysterys. Your mind is much better than watching a screen.

Bigbob wrote:Used to love listen to the mysterys. Your mind is much better than watching a screen.

I so agree . Those performers had to make it real to you without visual aids .

Truckinbutch wrote:How many of y'all listen to old time radio programs ? When I'm working in the house I put the computer on speakers and listen like I did as a kid when that's all we had . Fibber and Mollie , Jack Benny , ect . A theater of the mind to listen to while your hands are doing something else .

Not really a radio program but I love to listen to Jerry Clower on my way home from work. I love the way he told stories. Great way to stay awake on my commute home after a long night of HD......I mean work.

i listen to the goon show every now and again

Hey TB, where would I find that station? I love listening to old Americana music, but haven't found a decent free site online. My sat radio in the truck is almost always on disney for the kids.

I got a bunch of recordings on my lap top of grand old opry shows recorded back in the late 40s and early 50s on US bases in occupied Germany and Japan with red Foley Minnie Perl ect, cool to listen to from time to time

Speaking of mind's eye i have been thinking about a topic for some time now. i took a little stab at it on the most recent author's request for help and i thought GA an I were on the same page when he started "something different"
any body want to kick off a three paragraph story? like a fiction novel that you can contribute whatever whenever with a community of authors. as much or as little as you want. it can jump in story line, time line, characters,wherever your imagination takes you. add a line, a thought, a paragraph or a chapter.
who knows, maybe we can get a movie deal.
...i'll give it a go...join in if you like, and if not...well some y'all got the power to kill it.
goose eye, i'm gonna need a forward from you. wooteck for illustrations? once it gets goin, it will need a title.

i could try but theres a very small range in what i can do. on the other hand i do know lots of other artists.

Already have it. Its called the liars bench.

moosemilk wrote:Hey TB, where would I find that station? I love listening to old Americana music, but haven't found a decent free site online. My sat radio in the truck is almost always on disney for the kids.

I go to youtube . Lot of free programs there .

jedneck wrote:Already have it. Its called the liars bench.

ya i get that, but i was thinking more continuity? like an actual serial novel...as opposed to short story.

i like the idea just unsure how well it would work. there would need to be something to tie it all together

WooTeck wrote:i like the idea just unsure how well it would work. there would need to be something to tie it all together

Maybe just the general theme of likker makin'. The Likker Chronicles - not a chronicle of events so much as a chronicle of the evolution of a theme.

http://homedistiller.org/forum/viewtopi ... =7&t=51635
Here's the start of it. I can't write for shit but I like the idea.

Thanks TB. It'll give me mood music while boiling corn.

HDNB ,
There's a millionaire novelist ; Bill Butterworth , W.E.B. Griffin , that uses a team of writers to fluff out what he knows first hand and what his writing team can extrapolate from that . They all make a fine living as American expatriates .

What a great night. The opening lines of a novella which gets my wheels a turnin. And! I came downstairs to my son watching "the Holy Grail" again! Life is good!

I'm absolutely loving the Novella. I just wanted to say that here so I don't interrupt the story. Keep it up guys!.....and gal

Damn HDNB!!!
Your writing makes my chicken scratch pale by comparison. I will try and keep up, but the force is strong with this one!