Jokes

[cuginosgrizzo]

"Dad, will you do my algebra homework for me?"
"No, dear, it wouldn't be right!"
"But dad, you could at least try!"

[thecroweater]

Cranky that keyboard joke could be a bit rude in American English but not in real English.Geoff

Geoff, are you originally from South Australia, just wondering how you know "real English"

[The Baker]

Cranky that keyboard joke could be a bit rude in American English but not in real English.Geoff

Geoff, are you originally from South Australia, just wondering how you know "real English"

Victoria. Have I got this wrong? I know that our case (suitcase) can be a 'port' in I think SA. (Or is that Queensland? Worked there for a while in Ingham,
terrible floods then and now, with that horseshoe of mountains inland and the river running to the sea...)

But I was thinking of the land where a fanny is a backside and an ass is not a donkey...

Geoff

[Bushman]

I woke up to 24 F this morning so thought this was a good one!

[HDNB]

I woke up to 24 F this morning so thought this was a good one!

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Thanks Bush i needed a laff. it was -43C when i went out to warm up the truck this morning. no joke.

[Truckinbutch]

Son to Father>"Dad, what's so fascinating between a woman's legs ?"
Dad to Son >" Son , the gates to heaven are contained in that crevice ."
Son to Dad >"What's so special about what's between a man's legs ?"
Dad to son>"The man has the key to those heavenly gates . Only he can enter them ."
Son to Dad >"Then you better shoot the Mailman . He has a duplicate key .".....

[still_stirrin]

I woke up to 24 F this morning so thought this was a good one!

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That’s “acute” one Bushman. (acute < 90*), because it is!

[Teddysad]

Was helping a friend move house. Found a huge roll of bubble wrap.
I said "what shall I do with this?"

He said "Oh just pop it in the corner"


Took me 5 bloody hours.

[Bushman]

[ShineonCrazyDiamond]

[cranky]

Guys I need your help!!!
I'm in the middle of an argument with my wife and she just told me that I'm right.
What the hell do I do next

[Bushman]

Guys I need your help!!!
I'm in the middle of an argument with my wife and she just told me that I'm right.
What the hell do I do next

Tell her it’s the first time she’s been right!

[ShineonCrazyDiamond]

Guys I need your help!!!
I'm in the middle of an argument with my wife and she just told me that I'm right.
What the hell do I do next

Get an apartment and make your neighbor start your car. Your $&*$#!.

[Bushman]

[Bushman]

Saw this and thought of all those Johnny jokes;

[Kareltje]

Jong geleerd is oud gedaan.
(Young learned is practiced at old age.)

[kiwi Bruce]

Jong geleerd is oud gedaan.

Is that Transylvanian?

[Kareltje]

Jong geleerd is oud gedaan.

Is that Transylvanian?

Don't tell or I will bite you!

[Bushman]

[Bushman]

[Crego]

Jong geleerd is oud gedaan.

Is that Transylvanian?

Don't tell or I will bite you!

Ou transvaal is close to transylvanian[GRINNING FACE WITH SMILING EYES]

[kiwi Bruce]

So besides "Very Bloody Marys" what else do you Transylvanian's drink?

[Kareltje]

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[Kareltje]

So besides "Very Bloody Marys" what else do you Transylvanian's drink?

Google Pleegzuster Bloedwijn.

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or:

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And to it we eat:

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. I prefer the kind that is made of children between 6 and 9. I think the children's flour of 3 to 6 is too soft and that of children from 9 to 12 is a bit course grounded and sticks between my teeth.

[kiwi Bruce]

Bloedwijn I knew it...Bloodwine!

[thecroweater]

Magazine on the coffee table at the denist's, headline read women should be worried about having children after 40
dear god I should think so, 40 is a blenky lot of kids

[Hoosier Shine9]

I ran across this today on YouTube.....

I listen to all sorts of things while at work instead of the radio......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8umvBUlsp4I&t=6s

[Bushman]

[Hoosier Shine9]

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ROTFLMAO.......

[goinbroke2]

Last night the family was watching tv and the new Crown Royal commercial came on;
"Crown Royal, made the Canadian way" and my kid piped up "in the basement?"

Yes I laughed...hard...