Jokes

kiwi Bruce · Post by **kiwi Bruce** » Sun Mar 17, 2019 7:29 am

Now there's a future stiller in the making! LOL

Post by **Bushman** » Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:21 pm

I am guessing this picture was taken before DUI’s

kiwi Bruce · Post by **kiwi Bruce** » Sun Mar 17, 2019 4:09 pm

If you could afford to drive a car like that...back then (I think it's a late 20's Cadillac two door sports coupe) I don't think you had to worry about the law giving you a hard time!

Post by **goinbroke2** » Mon Mar 18, 2019 7:54 am

kiwi Bruce wrote:Now there's a future stiller in the making! LOL

Funny thing is, he's 17 and has zero interest in alcohol, cigs, drugs, etc. Drag racing and paintball is his life.

Speaking of stilling in the basement, guess what I'm doing my first day of vacation?

Post by **goinbroke2** » Mon Mar 18, 2019 8:01 am

Pic is too big and I can't resize on the iPad.
Here's just the strip...if it works.oh, and as far as jokes go, he told me one his girlfriend told him.
How many genders are there?
One, woman is a possession.

I was like, yeah, that's not good. His girlfriend laughed and said it was only a joke...mkay...

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Post by **still_stirrin** » Fri Mar 22, 2019 5:31 pm

Bushman wrote:
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I've heard of this "Brazilian"... but I've never seen one.

Post by **Truckinbutch** » Fri Mar 22, 2019 8:34 pm

goinbroke2 wrote:Last night the family was watching tv and the new Crown Royal commercial came on;
"Crown Royal, made the Canadian way" and my kid piped up "in the basement?"

Yes I laughed...hard...

You are rearing him well .

Post by **goinbroke2** » Sat Mar 23, 2019 7:42 pm

Lol! Thanks TB.
Mama questions that sometimes, he's just joined the Army reserves and his older brother joined the airforce last Nov.
Been teasing the older kid about joining the airforce, said they're so lazy compared to the Army. When he shot back I said the airforce doesn't even speak the same language.
"Secure the building"
Army sets up a perimeter and posts guards
Navy shuts the lights off and locks the door
Airforce takes out a five year lease with and option to buy

Stupid kids...

kiwi Bruce · Post by **kiwi Bruce** » Sun Mar 24, 2019 7:04 am

One of my nieces has been a "Load Master" in the USAF for over three years now, she flies out of New Jersey. That "kid" has seen more of the world than you or I could possibly imagine. She's responsible for loading the "Big Bird" here and unloading it again at the destination. She's gone at least three times a month, unless there's a "Buzz" somewhere, then she's flying back to backs for weeks on end. So tell your kid in the Airforce, if he loves it, it's a great career, with loads of opportunity and fast promotions...my niece was promoted to MSgt in December, so I think her days of spending months in the air are over, and she's only 27!

Post by **goinbroke2** » Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:48 am

Lol, thanks Bruce but he knows. My father was an air weapons tech, brother infantry, sister supply and I am a tank mechanic. 34 years in now, waiting on June 2020 to retire.

Both of their life's have been posted from base to base so they understand.

I'm in my 13th house right now, the wife is the one who is anti military because were always moving. I think wherever I am is home.

kiwi Bruce · Post by **kiwi Bruce** » Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:24 am

TRULY! No Joke...Thank you and yours, for your service...Humbly, kiwi Bruce

Post by **Truckinbutch** » Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:16 pm

goinbroke2 wrote:Lol! Thanks TB.
Mama questions that sometimes, he's just joined the Army reserves and his older brother joined the airforce last Nov.
Been teasing the older kid about joining the airforce, said they're so lazy compared to the Army. When he shot back I said the airforce doesn't even speak the same language.
"Secure the building"
Army sets up a perimeter and posts guards
Navy shuts the lights off and locks the door
Airforce takes out a five year lease with and option to buy

Stupid kids...

Not for me to call .... My 18 yr old grandson ( 6'7" scrapper ,shooter ,and scholar) has been accepted into an Air Force Search And Rescue program . Starts in September .
You give hostages to fortune when you claim responsibility for children and grandchildren .

Post by **Truckinbutch** » Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:20 pm

goinbroke2 wrote:Lol, thanks Bruce but he knows. My father was an air weapons tech, brother infantry, sister supply and I am a tank mechanic. 34 years in now, waiting on June 2020 to retire.
Both of their life's have been posted from base to base so they understand.

I'm in my 13th house right now, the wife is the one who is anti military because were always moving. I think wherever I am is home.

Home is where 'HIGHER' sends you .
Thank you for you and your family's service .

Post by **Yonder** » Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:54 pm

I'm in my 13th house right now, the wife is the one who is anti military because were always moving. I think wherever I am is home.

Know the feelin. Momma hates the Army now. I did 21 years an the longest we were ever in the States was 2 years at a stretch. Made her resume look like crap and kept her from many a good job

. But the pension is good...

Post by **Bushman** » Mon Mar 25, 2019 7:36 am

This is so true as we get older, lands on my wife’s boobs and my belly.

Post by **goinbroke2** » Mon Mar 25, 2019 11:04 am

aww, shucks guys...

Here's some humor for ya,

Post by **Truckinbutch** » Tue Mar 26, 2019 9:12 pm

goinbroke2 wrote:aww, shucks guys...

Here's some humor for ya,

You ain't quite right ..................
I like that in a person .

Post by **goinbroke2** » Fri Mar 29, 2019 5:19 am

Truckinbutch wrote:
goinbroke2 wrote:aww, shucks guys...

Here's some humor for ya,
You ain't quite right ..................
I like that in a person .

You paint the toenails of people you like, pink?.........damn Mexicans, damn near didn't get out of there...

6 Row Joe · Post by **6 Row Joe** » Sat Mar 30, 2019 1:52 pm

LMFAO LOL

Post by **Yonder** » Sat Mar 30, 2019 9:18 pm

OoohRah!

Forest Beekeeper · Post by **Forest Beekeeper** » Sun Mar 31, 2019 2:56 am

3.25 inches

Post by **Bushman** » Sun Mar 31, 2019 6:37 am

Forest Beekeeper wrote:3.25 inches

Now isn’t that the truth!

Post by **Bushman** » Sun Mar 31, 2019 7:16 am

Forest Beekeeper · Post by **Forest Beekeeper** » Sun Mar 31, 2019 11:33 am

Nine

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Post by **Odin** » Wed Apr 03, 2019 1:11 am

Girly drink?

Forest Beekeeper · Post by **Forest Beekeeper** » Wed Apr 03, 2019 5:16 am

just a whim away

Post by **Truckinbutch** » Sat Apr 06, 2019 9:33 pm

A transcontinental flight has just taken off successfully and achieved the desired altitude .
The pilot gets on the intercom and greets the passengers :

"Good morning , ladies and gentlemen . We have achieved crusing altitude and our flight will last approximately 4 hours and 20 minutes . Feel free to leave your seats and enjoy the flight ."
Forgetting to turn off the intercom , he turns to the co-pilot and says , " You got the wheel . I'm going to go take a shit and then fuck a stewardess ."
Mortified that this exchange came over the intercom , a stewardess goes running up the isle toward the cockpit to remedy the problem .
She faceplants and slides to a stop beside an 84 year old passenger who pats her on the shoulder and says ,
"Slow down , Honey , he said he had to take a shit first ."..............................

Post by **Bushman** » Fri Apr 12, 2019 2:34 pm

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