1000 posts and I'm now a "distiller"

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Haha :thumbup: Did you get the badass sister distiller discount?
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Wait, did we actually change the rankings levels :wtf:

Yes I'm back to not knowing s**t. :ebiggrin:

If only lurking hours gave you post counts...guess I got to start talking, and stop reading :crazy: lol.
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:wtf: my ego just took a blow. :( i quit. :crying:
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now i drink for evil.
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haha, thats some cruel shit Tater. LOL.

All, there's an easy solution. Send some money our way, and your ambiguous title will be replaced with the benevolent 'Site Doner' title :D
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Wow! Nothing like flexing your virtual muscles, eh Tater? :wtf: :esmile:

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Don't bother me none those titles are just for the self inflated blow hards anyway, just keep helping folks out and contributing good stuff!
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I'm a distiller, perfect :D .
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Jimbo wrote: All, there's an easy solution. Send some money our way, and your ambiguous title will be replaced with the benevolent 'Site Doner' title :D
there should be both. i will miss out on the post count :( . but i do like the yellow :problem:
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SoMo wrote:Don't bother me none those titles are just for the self inflated blow hards anyway,
Dont know about that.Agree they don't mean sh-t about what ya know stillin wise.Told someone long ago anyone was 1000 smiley faces from being a master distiller. Any thoughts out there what they could be replaced with???
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lets see, how many I got.... 5165. OK how about 5000 for 'Chief Cook and Bottle Washer' rank?
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I'd like "Court Jester". "Village Idiot" is already taken. No names necessary if you've been here for a bit but he carries a mop. :shh: :wink:

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Replacing the "Rum Runner" title with just about anything would be an improvement...

10,000K posts = Master Poster :lolno: :sarcasm:

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T-Pee wrote:I'd like "Court Jester". "Village Idiot" is already taken. No names necessary if you've been here for a bit but he carries a mop. :shh: :wink:

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YES!

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i tend to ignore post count. i look at date joined and contemplate the post content. its a sure fire way to know who to look out for and trust. any one that gives good advice and helps out the new starts deserves full respect in my eyes.

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WooTeck wrote:i look at date joined and contemplate the post content. its a sure fire way to know who to look out for and trust.
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T-Pee wrote:
WooTeck wrote:i look at date joined and contemplate the post content. its a sure fire way to know who to look out for and trust.
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Damn, I liked swill maker! :lolno:
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My thoughts are, it shouldn't be anything.
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If I had a choice mine would be hobbiest.
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jedneck wrote:If I had a choice mine would be hobbiest.
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Well crap! I am back to a trainee. If my ferment I started as a distiller goes south now that I am a trainee again. I am going hunting! I figured since I was a distiller I could now make some really good whiskey. By the way who started this thread, and caused these demotions?

I am thinking that before you can get the rank of master distiller you should have to send a sample of your best liquor to a group of high ranking moderators to do a taste test :clap:
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Tpee did it, I know he did.
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From a distillery perspective a 1,000 posts would get you the title of head broom pusher and grain mucker. At 2,000 you would step up to mash monster. At 3,000 you step into the still room. Beyond that depends on your positive contributions.
I am basing this on hours as opposed to posts.

Obviously I should not own a distillery.
Master distiller? 10,000 at least.
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Tater wrote:
SoMo wrote:Don't bother me none those titles are just for the self inflated blow hards anyway,
Dont know about that.Agree they don't mean sh-t about what ya know stillin wise.Told someone long ago anyone was 1000 smiley faces from being a master distiller. Any thoughts out there what they could be replaced with???
Don't fix what ain't broke except to elevate Corene and the other gals to the status of 'Swimsuit Ladies Of HD' . We gotta have our virtual centerfolds , too re :How do you see your fellow distillers . Imagined avatars will suffice in place of actual photos .
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Corene1 wrote "I'm going hunting" I'm with you! If I can find a place in my zones that haven't burned down yet. As to avatars that's me actual photo! Sorry :sarcasm:
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Thanks tater, back to swill maker again!!! :thumbup:
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now that my ego has been restored :) i'm goin fishin.

i'll be a master baiter in no time.

:roll:

(sry, best i could come up with on short notice. )

*hang on... wait a minute.... wasn't i a trainee last week? i gotta run more rum now??? :wtf:
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You beat me to it! Was trying to figure some way to fit that in! :moresarcasm:
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well congrads all!! i did think at one point if there are any ladies on the forum...glad my mind is at ease...i think the titles (#of posts) are pretty appropriate; seniority goes along way and has its own way to govern....
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