home distiller anonymous

[Halfbaked]

Did Corene move to FL?

[jedneck]

Hopefully Michigan cornhusker stops buy, I could use a snort of his yam likker. And yes baked you half to past the boddle.
Welcome devil.

[moosemilk]

Hello. My name is...uhm..oh hell I can't remember now. I have a problem. My ISP has complained about my bandwidth usage to HD. Apparently it is causing a lot of congestion and slowing other users down. Maybe I'll just go sit quietly on the liars bench.

[Kegg_jam]

I don't really have a problem, but if y'all need moral support... Pass the bottle this way and I'll hold onto it for you

[jedneck]

Did Corene move to FL?

I think that is the janitors car

[WhiteDevil504]

Did Corene move to FL?

I think that is the janitors car

It does have a trailer full of kook aid, 200ft of plastic tubing and 4 glass thumpers.


Edit: spell check changed Kool Aid to kook aid,I was going to change it but it seems fitting so I am leaving it

[jedneck]

[jedneck]

I'm hungry who has a hat to pass for wings.

[WhiteDevil504]

I make a mean thai red curry hot wing, but your hat will *never* smell the same....

[cranky]

Sorry I'm late guys, did I miss much? Damn work is getting in the way of my serious HD time. Who has the bottle, I could sure use a stiff one after the day I had. Guess I could start by saying, Hi I'm Cranky and I am an HD addict and not a quitter.

[woodshed]

I have come to the point here that I check HD before my coffee is even ready. I may have a slight problem as lately I find my self on after midnight as well. Anything left in that bottle? No? Well I have a couple right here. Some of my Bentfinger. Ain't no one outside of the family ever had any of this. Can't think of a better group of misfits to spring it on.

Gimme a second cranky. Wouldn't mind a pull myself.

[cranky]

Mighty obliged on that one woodshed. Good stuff. Now I must be off, got a long day ahead of me tomorrow and an early morning and it's already an hour past my bedtime. I guess that means I really do have a problem.

[woodshed]

Got a long day at the shed tomorrow. Runnin, bottling, labeling, mashing. Doesn't mean you won't see my last post of the night here at 1 am.

[bearriver]

I am home distiller and I have a problem.

You see, since embarking on my addiction I have managed not only learned how not to drink alcohol, but rubbed shoulders with great people, I have grown a new found respect for myself and others, my liquor cabinet is always fully stocked, and I have been humbled by my own ignorance.

Wait a minute... Why am I complaining....???

[Red Rim]

Hi, my name is Red Rim and I am an HD addict.

I will take a hit off of your bottle, but you have to try a sip of this applejack, a nip of this blackberry panty dropper and tomorrow I will have a fresh batch of pure unadulterated blackberry Brandy.

Hopefully sober enough tonight to not have to edit this stuff tomorrow!
Happy to be here with all of you!

[woodshed]

Pass it all this way Red Rim. I'll make sure it get's around

[MitchyBourbon]

I admit it, I am a practicing distiller now give that bottle.

[thatguy1313]

That blackberry brandy ready yet red rim? Needed a hot n toddy to get my ass movin this morning. Might as well keep the ball rollin.

[Red Rim]

The still is loaded and ready to run, however, running errands with my wife. Suxks when life gets in the way! I will fire it up this evening.

[MichiganCornhusker]

Hopefully Michigan cornhusker stops buy, I could use a snort of his yam likker.

Oh, you got it bad, Jed, if you got a hankerin' for Yam Juice. No worries, I understand, I'll be by soon!
And I'll bring some pumpkin pie hooch too. The fact that I roasted a hundred pounds of pumkin to make one quart doesn't mean I have any kind of problem....

[jedneck]

Hopefully Michigan cornhusker stops buy, I could use a snort of his yam likker.

Oh, you got it bad, Jed, if you got a hankerin' for Yam Juice. No worries, I understand, I'll be by soon!
And I'll bring some pumpkin pie hooch too. The fact that I roasted a hundred pounds of pumkin to make one quart doesn't mean I have any kind of problem....

I think we all need help.
I got 4# of spelt malting that I think picked up a lacto infection during malting. Gonna use it for a Bourbon.

[goinbroke2]

hey efrbody..WHA'SUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!


wait, i, wha I'm a domehistmiller and I'm um...hey, HEY, HEY is thiz thang on! HA HA I made a joke..oww, foot was too close in the fire. sumbodypassthebodle I.......ah crap..if ya look aroun an there's no drunkin idiot there, its YOU!

So you all can kiss my..ooh, whas in thet boddle there? Smells like feet, who put my sock over the bottle? Where the hell am I?

I got a problem??? I GOT A PROBLWM???? WELL MAYBE YOU GOT THE PROBLEM EVER THINK OF THAT SMARTY PANTS?????

11 gallons to go, whew, 11 gallons of whisky on the wall 11 gallobns of whisky, take it down...how does that go again?


Am I rambling? Why is everbody lookin at me? wheres my socks? wtf? there's turnip in my hood..that is turnip right? whas that look like to you?
do you push me over?

PARTAAY!!!! WWWHHHOOOO!!!!!

Ooh the bathroom floor is so cool, mmmmmm coolness, is that a word? Is my word now, coolness, like bidness but cooler, cooler, wheres my cooler I had some ice in it for my drink. NO I DONT DRINK COOLERS! WHO SAID THAT! if I could get up id have another drink, oohh cool floor


coolness

[goinbroke2]

Hay! check ythis out, i found a old post of mine, huh, not much changed lol!


HI HONEY I'M HOME!!!!

Postby goinbroke2 » Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:18 pm
Just got home and I'm likkered again. Why am I on the computer? Cause I went in the bedroom , woke up the wife, slapped
her on the ass and said "ok tubby, your next" hahahahahahaha

Fuck she's pissed! I'm in the basement on the computor and i'll probably be sleeping here too hahahaha

Look at how good I can spell when I type 3 words a minute and spell check!

I thought I would start a thread so people who are logging on likkered must come here first.
In the words of that comedian who does the radio jokes says, where are you and what are you wearing.
In the basement, wearing jeans and a tee shirt and a stupid grin

OK everybody else, your turn.


see. I've been logging onlikkered for awhile now!

[ben stiller]

I for one do not have a problem. I quit drinking every night when I go to bed.

"jiggle1"

Hey who passed the empty bottle?

[hamshine]

Pass that jar over here too. It's funny when people talk about what the are reading, I say technical reading mostly. Some more technical then others although the liars bench can get kinda technical too. LOL

[borntofli]

Am I late to the party, been drivin all nite......

[shadylane]

Hi, My name is shadylane.
I break hydrometers while drunk and spend way too much time researching obscure distillation trivia.
My thumbs are green, not from gardening, but from copper sulfate.

[MitchyBourbon]

Well hello Lady Shane come here often?

[thatguy1313]

Down boy! Got them likker goggles on. She ain't gone be so purdy in the mornin!

[jedneck]

Damn I run out to get a couple dozen wings and you sombatchs get al likker up and trash the place. Fuck it janitor will clean it up. Foods here.
Hey borntofli you cooling water is leaking, mite wanna top it off for u leave.