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Are those virgin dildos?

Would give an interesting taste if not. Haha

Yep, and flavor would depend greatly on how it lost it's virginity.

Well now I GOTTA come to S3 to "taste the wang"!

This is really cool. The fact that the S3 recipe has been a pain in the ass for a few of us has not set well. Not with me at least but truly I was shooting from the hip with this one. Great things can from shooting off the hip. At three months in, I would not serve it. At 6 as planned, got no choice. Gonna be surrounded by the best of people with discerning tastes. Now Jimbo is offering up this approach. Advancing the craft. Perfect.
Looking forward to all of the protocols for the S3. And the gathering.

Tokoroa_Shiner wrote:Would give an interesting taste if not. Haha

Yes, a subtle note of pink snapper, but after a couple batches you have repeat the surface treatment.

OK ok ok..... That's dirty enough...... Who am I kidding this is just getting started. I promise I will try to be more couth. But I can't promise anything.

Haha. Just keep in mind that any moisture on the jars may not be condensation. Haha. Don't drop them, slippery when wet.

tp

Could give a whole new meaning to "cutting too deep into the tails".

Don't use the vibrator too much, Jimbo, or she won't be happy with the plain old wood anymore.

Gotta make sure it's only for special occasions, haha.

But the vibrator can accomplish in half the time what it takes the plain old wood...... thats why Im using it on these jars afterall

Jimbo wrote:But the vibrator can accomplish in half the time what it takes the plain old wood...... thats why Im using it on these jars afterall

So as I understand it you are doing an S-3 Quickie! Ha you guys are all the same!

corene1 wrote:

Jimbo wrote:But the vibrator can accomplish in half the time what it takes the plain old wood...... thats why Im using it on these jars afterall

So as I understand it you are doing an S-3 Quickie! Ha you guys are all the same!

HAHA, yes! And yes we probably are. I know a few girls who are no different tho,.... so dont be playin all innocent on us Corene. LOL Some things are just Gods gift to us, lovemaking and likker being a couple of them

I know its only been a couple days but how are they looking?

Spent.

Gen 2. Ive been having nightmares about orgasmic molotov cocktails burning my house down. The first night the whole towel and 3 jars skittered over about a foot. I put some weights on the towel to hold it in place. But now Im wondering if the constant stresses from vibrating motors could shatter the jars? If a jar breaks, a quart of 60% will burn real nice, and there's a convenient fuse strapped to the damn jar with these motors.

ANYWAY, long story short, Iv adjusted my dildo dram strategy thusly.... I ordered one of these http://www.ebay.com/itm/281485837958" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" rel="nofollow and one of these http://www.ebay.com/itm/231426746152" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" rel="nofollow and will fix one of them (whichever works out the best) to a 5 gallon stainless corny keg. No glass. Longer term Ill make a mount for my 5gal oak barrels, if this silly shit works

have you considered adding a magnet to polarize the magnetic flux of the planet, and align the molecules for a more cosmic type of aging?

Jimbo wrote: I ordered one of these http://www.ebay.com/itm/281485837958" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" rel="nofollow and one of these http://www.ebay.com/itm/231426746152" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" rel="nofollow and will fix one of them (whichever works out the best) to a 5 gallon stainless corny keg.

If your lady finds you strapping a bandolero of vibrators to your corny it will be a true test of your relationship!

LMAO. I'll get right on it HDNB. I think I have a spare flux capacitor from the last project Ill work in there too.

MCH, when wifey walked in the room, she raised an eyebrow in interest. It is the only account of an eyebrow being raised in interest to anything that has ever occured in that room. When I explained, she asked If Ill have any need for the jars after June.

MichiganCornhusker wrote: If your lady finds you strapping a bandolero of vibrators to your corny it will be a true test of your relationship!

Only if they're hers.

Jimbo wrote:When I explained, she asked If Ill have any need for the jars after June.

You two belong together.

tp

30 blissful years together....

just tape a five gallon pail to my wrist for a wee bit ages up nice.

johnarms wrote:just tape a five gallon pail to my wrist for a wee bit ages up nice.

So you're married too then eh? Haha

I love this thread. Great entertainment.

johnarms wrote:just tape a five gallon pail to my wrist for a wee bit ages up nice.

Haha that's the greatest thing I've read all day.

Can't hardly beat that

heartcut wrote:Can't hardly beat that

Apparently he's making do!

Hey Jimbo , why don't you scale it up a bit. Maybe take one of your small kegs and put it in one of those paint shakers they have at H Depot.