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And to you, Master Rudi.

Ah, Cap'n Hook.
Has a nice ring to it, mind the parrot shit though.

Hazard of the job, I'm afraid, along with typhoons, scurvy, and running low on rum.

Cheers
Hook

running low on rum?? yer need to learn better on 'ow to take good'n proper bribes from da crew, cap'n. Floggin da boys, or watchin em walk da plank, may be good fun, but 'ceptin good'n proper bribes keep yer mug full o grog, aarrrrrr.










(ps, my pirate voice sux, lol)

Times are tough, these days a man can't even rely on being honestly bribed. Gotta make his own to be certain of a wee dram in the evenings.

What is the world coming to?