
Hi there!
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For those who miss "European" oak species. On the left in the photo - raw sticks of Q.Petraea from Caucasus (if me be lucky) or Q.Robur from some local badland (if the sellers were luckier than me, lol). Of course, they position it as "Caucasian, naturally seasoned, toasted" and this is highly likely bullsh!t in triplicate. Heartwood or sapwood? Truth to tell, even the sellers have no idea. So, how should we ***k with it all?
I could throw these sticks on the porch in the wind, rain and snow... where they would sprout shrooms, becoming at least a little like what is needed, in terms of sugars disclosure, vanilla and other things, and also (and this is the main thing) in reducing the overwhelming level of tannins that European oak gives us, coupled with cheating about the kiln drying. But in contrast to Q.Alba, this local wood is poor in lactones, sugars, vanillas by default so, is it all worth a penny?
Hehe, the Lenin's Komsomol members don't like doing it without huge efforts. So they boil it with NaHCO3 (baking soda), then cook few times just in water and then drop them into a neutral 40% EtOH for at least a month. Then replace it with the 50% neutral EtOH for a month. Then change it for the 70% EtOH for a month more. Poor, poor EtOH… let’s re-boka it later. If you guys think the sticks become exhausted and tired out... then you weren't enough familiar with the damned European oak. The Young Pioneers drop them sticks into the water boiling hard time and again and... they get this smell of pissed parquet for 5 or 6 times more.
Color of boiled infusion: as soon as this black sulphy raw petroleum turns into a nice cup of green tea, our thangs get better lil by lil, they do. So, let’s now slightly toast’em,
salt and pepper time and temperature to taste. Now they are as in the middle of the top picture. Check the structure: it’s loosy (brushed? leached? well, you’ve gotit). Check the weight: it’s about 10 to 15 percent less than before. Check the color: sorta front door of an old
porn barn. Check the nose: no cheap furniture factory anymore. It’s OK now to add the sticks into some coupage-dedicated spirits but better let’s stitch some caramel in (that this wood never had at all).
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We can use some allgrain wort (better made for dark ales). Or some grape juice and wine. Or some brown sugar. And so on, and so forth. And we cook the sticks in some rather small quantity of this syrup. As the syrup caramelizes, we stir and add a bit of water. And again, and again. Keep on stirrin’, don’t let it burn. And finally we are getting our firewood wrapped in a sticky nutella. Dry them up a bit. Now let’s wash the surplus nutella out. Still they are sticky and wet - let’s give’em a slight charring shade with a trivial propane torch. Lotsa caramel popping outta the pores. Wash the surplus bubbles. Torch once’gain. Let them dry and rest now. Smells like candy, not baseboard!
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That’s all. Nothing new for y’all, in fact. Just a way to
waste spend the time from June to December
