home distiller anonymous

[bearriver]

you sombatchs get al likker up and trash the place.

I just went out and got 3 oompaloompa maids and a jug of unicorn sweat to smooth things over with host. Wasn't cheap... So enjoy!

[jedneck]

you sombatchs get al likker up and trash the place.

I just went out and got 3 oompaloompa maids and a jug of unicorn sweat to smooth things over with host. Wasn't cheap... So enjoy!

Great now janitor ain't gonna get didly shit run. Hell be all googly eyed watchin dem oompaloompas.

[bearriver]

I forgot to mention... It's probably best for everyone if we don't leave Jimbo alone with the maids...

[jedneck]

Just a heads up. Next weeks meeting with be held at the liars bench. I heard the it is getting dusty and needs some asses to polish it. We better be on our best behavior.
I wouldn't mind being left alone with jimbo's label models.

[Red Rim]

Now there is a picture! Jimbo harassing ooompa looompa maids!!! BwahahhahahA

Talk about went home at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2 ,,, or maybe 3 or 4 of them!

[cranky]

I forgot to mention... It's probably best for everyone if we don't leave Jimbo alone with the maids...

I've heard that. Or was that you bearriver? I heard some rumors about you and elves, I thought about bringing one of my new bottles of unicorn sweat but the wife threatened to meat me with it if I took one of her prized bottles of unicorn sweat that she put up with me making for her.

[goinbroke2]

blah, i slobbered in my ear...pass the bottle.

[jedneck]

Wife was bitchin about how.much time I spend with you derelicts. I told her if she can find a camera with a shutter speed fast enuf to catch a pic of a woman with her mouth shut I will quit spending as Much time here. Don't look for her to be back for a while. Damn my eye hertz, sumbody give me a bottle.

[Halfbaked]

Am I late to the party, been drivin all nite......

I vote we gonna have to get a meeting place that is not mobile. It is starting to smell and I am running out of places to put the trash and borntofli is drinking and driving. I know know what borntofli means, he took that turn on 2 wheels. Has anyone been drinking less than him. If he hits something I know I am gonna get hit with at least 20 bottles.

[jedneck]

Am I late to the party, been drivin all nite......

We gotta get him a flute. He's gonna brake his neck setting DAT ladder on top of his ride to fiddle with his Nixon stone.

[goinbroke2]

you sombatchs get al likker up and trash the place.

I just went out and got 3 oompaloompa maids and a jug of unicorn sweat to smooth things over with host. Wasn't cheap... So enjoy!

So THAT'S what it was, I saw some orange fucker throwin my boots out the door and thought it was my imagination. Do they really smell that bad? I tried odour eater's but they chewed for two days and threw up.

just a minute, I always keep more bottles behind the back seat of the truck, should be 7up there too. %^&*(*&^%^!!! RAIN!!!
Has it rained for like a month anywhere else? we got massive floods going on here. I'm fine but some neighbours are fucked up. If they drank I could help them but i think they're all dry so fuck 'em! Teatotaling pricks.


Here pass this around, malted barley and some roasted barley with medium toasted oak, made 5-6 gallons of it then the wife decides she doesn't like scotch. She likes bourbon or her favorite, sugarhead???
Watch it I only cut it to 55%, ooh, wings, thanks Jed!

[goinbroke2]

>snort< HUH? what? where did everybody go? man what a mess in here..empty...empty....empty...AHA!

hey a couple of wings are left too...um...eh maybe not...maybe I'll clean up...after I have a drink...or three..







zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzSNORK,cough,cough,zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[jedneck]

Well fuck me, GB is a responsible drinker. Cleaned up the mess before passing out and messing his shorts. Our secret.

[hamshine]

I forgot to mention... It's probably best for everyone if we don't leave Jimbo alone with the maids...

You have any idea what oompaloompa child support can cost in these economic times?

[bearriver]

I forgot to mention... It's probably best for everyone if we don't leave Jimbo alone with the maids...

You have any idea what oompaloompa child support can cost in these economic times?

1/3 the traditional costs. That's why I paid for 3.

The place was spotless under a nipple high when they left.

[FullySilenced]

Forgive me Father for "I have Distilled"

I have turned wine into brandy, Corn into UJ, Sweetfeed into Rumsky and molasses into rum

and drank a bit somewhere in between...


So if i THROW three Hail Mary's will i be forgiven?

until we meet,

FS

[Tokoroa_Shiner]

I'll have what the man on the floor is having.


Make that two.

[cranky]

Here I am once again, it's 3:45 and my alarm isn't due to go off for another hour. I've been awake for over an hour now thinking. Anybody got a solution for that? I see I'm not the only one up early though I suppose most of them are on the other side of the world or perhaps just the other side of the country. I'm glad I have such a supportive support group who are not quitters, now wheres that bottle?

[Jimbo]

Hey now, whats this about maids?

[thatguy1313]

Damn Jimbo! I need a warning before you post on here! I lost my damn concentration and stapled my fingers together lookin at that avatar!

[jedneck]

Forgive me Father for "I have Distilled"

I have turned wine into brandy, Corn into UJ, Sweetfeed into Rumsky and molasses into rum

and drank a bit somewhere in between...


So if i throw three Hail Mary's will i be forgiven?

until we meet,

FS

Three hail Marys don't cut it. Gotta pass a jug of your best and everyone gets three pulls.

[bship]

Hello my name is bship.. its been three hours since my last visit am I supposed to get a chip or something??

[ShineonCrazyDiamond]

*Walks in, interrupting with his own conversation.*

Startled, everyone turns to the door to look upon the new blood.

"Um, hey there everyone...sorry, I think I have the wrong room. But, uh, are those bagels you got over there? They're for anybody, right...?

Maybe I got a minute..."

[T-Pee]

(tp thumbin' by the side of the rod cuz the Edsel quit on him again)

tp

[Jimbo]

Hop in TP, there's a mason jar under the seat.

[firewater69]

Tp, you been runnin fores & heads in that Edsel again?

[jedneck]

Ttp you forgot to put oil in that leaking thing.

[thatguy1313]

Heard rum tails work in place of oil ....

[T-Pee]

Hop in TP, there's a mason jar under the seat.

Thankee much!

Tp, you been runnin fores & heads in that Edsel again?

Yup Goes like the dickens but my All-Bran run stopped cuz of the cold (gotta use EC-1118 next time) an' ran outta jug fuel.

Tp you forgot to put oil in that leaking thing.

Nah. I get all I want from McD's.

Heard rum tails work in place of oil ....

Well yeah but I get too many fibers from wringing it outta the paper towels.

Thanks for the lift!

tp

[ga flatwoods]

How in the hell did I get here and where am I?