Home Distiller

Your Momma should have kept the stork and sent you back .

I'd call ya a douche.

But a douche serves a purpose.

Instant asshole...just add alcohol!

What? ME! NOOOO!

If I cut a 1/2” off your d*ck, you’d have a scab on your ass.

You're living proof that genius has it's limits, but stupid doesn't !
If someone donated you half a brain....you still wouldn't be as smart as a 1/2 wit.

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Seen a better head on flat beer

Don't say this to a priest...quod culus tibi

Oh,yeah?? Don't let your hummingbird ass overload your alligator mouth!

It's obvious , Sir , that you have been educated beyond your intelligence .(Told that to a judge in a divorce hearing . Cost me $50 for 'Contempt Of Court'........ It was worth it .)

Truckinbutch wrote:It's obvious , Sir , that you have been educated beyond your intelligence .(Told that to a judge in a divorce hearing . Cost me $50 for 'Contempt Of Court'........ It was worth it .)

Love that, Truck.

Geoff

Son , when you first opened your mouth , I could tell that your cornbread wasn't quite done in the middle .

That arseclown would thieve the pennies off a dead friend's eyes
Wouldn't trust that slimy bastard as far as I can piss into the wind
Woulda knuckled that peanut but ya know shit splatters.

The miserable old bastard has ticks for testicles.

My 3 yr old ate all the scrabble tiles and his poop makes more sense than you do.