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I hope 2021 is better for everyone. Hang in there paige, stuff is bound to get better. Chin up.
SF

Happy New Year y'all. Hope it better than this past year.

Better late than never, wishing the best for all this year.

Women.... the wife’s friend was over and was bragging how her husband of two years bought her flowers. Wife started acting all pissy. I asked her friend what she was so cranky about?
Her friend said she was mad because I never buy her flowers.
I was like “I didn’t even know she sold flowers!”

My buddy laughed, I laughed, we’re in the garage now...

Were out here working in the rain and my buddy just fell thru the ceiling joists

Durhommer wrote: ↑Wed Jan 06, 2021 8:47 am Were out here working in the rain and my buddy just fell thru the ceiling joists

Hopefully you weren't left in your stocking feet--LOL,

keep dry and stay safe

We bout to roll up for the day

Jstroke wrote: ↑Wed Jan 06, 2021 9:04 am

Durhommer wrote: ↑Wed Jan 06, 2021 8:47 am Were out here working in the rain and my buddy just fell thru the ceiling joists

Hopefully you weren't left in your stocking feet--LOL,

keep dry and stay safe

Crap... I hate it when I don’t get a joke.

Explanation please?

I didn't get it either.

Geoff

Me neither...thinks...fell through, joist hits the nuts,ish...boots fall off.....?...

Maybe an inside joke? Maybe he'll come back in and enlighten us.
Unless, of was one of those statements just to intrigue folks and get folks talking? If so, well played sir... well played.
SF

No joke he fell... he hurt his self a bit so we quit

Sipping on some year old char oaked all bran/corn sugar shine it's not bad

Well, at last I got rid of my old girlfriend, Loraine.
Got a new girlfriend now, Claire Lee.
It was a terrible breakup though, got a bit messy but its ok now, I can see Claire Lee now Loraine has gone.

CoogeeBoy wrote: ↑Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:37 pm I can see Claire Lee now Loraine has gone.

Durhommer wrote: ↑Sat Jan 09, 2021 11:21 am No joke he fell... he hurt his self a bit so we quit

Didn't realize he got hurt and would never make light of that, my apologies. Getting hurt on the job in construction ain't no joke. It isn't a paper cut or cramped fingers from running the keyboard all day. However the "joke" was somewhat a play on the way it was described. The boots went through what I assumed was the ceiling during a demo job, leaving the person standing there in their stocking feet. Something similar to watching guys work in the mud with rubber boots. Some days it's so sticky you can't keep your feet inside.

My apologies for the confusion and making light of a more serious situation than I realized.
J

It's new construction we were laying subflooring for the second floor he walked on a loose scrap of plywood and down he went


+ sorry I didnt crop the pic

Durhommer, hope your coworker has recovered and yall are back to work getting that in the dry. Walking on slick joists and rafters ain't easy.
Bent quite a few nails in my time. Until I discovered framing nailers. Awesome invention. Now I only bend a nail once in awhile instead of all the time. But we wont talk about how easy it seems to be to get jams, double feeds, etc... 16 and 18 gauge brad nailers are great too. But i have to borrow them from SOH when I need to pin something together. Probably gonna have to plumb the shop for multiple air outlets, cause shes talking about an air fired stapler now or electric stapler.
Still house started out being planned as 20x40 metal pole barn but turned into a 20x40 and 20x40 "L" shaped , log siding with porches, lofts, etc... and the SOH has her own shop in one side.
We call it the shop, not a still house, just so we dont say the wrong thing around the wrong person. You say still house here and everyone knows exactly what you mean.

SF

I wish I could read all 205 pages "The Liars Bench" what a great idea!

It's all Truckinbutch's fault that HD has a liars bench.
Here at home little local store has one and then the courthouse in town has a couple benches the old fellers sit at, tell stories, trade knives and watch things.
PS: Quite a few of us have contributed over the years. So we owe a big thanks to TB, for starting this.

Seanjohn19 wrote: ↑Sun Jan 10, 2021 2:19 pm I wish I could read all 205 pages

Why not get started now......some interesting reading in those pages.
Probably learn a whole lot about everything but distilling though.

Saltbush Bill wrote: ↑Sun Jan 10, 2021 3:11 pm

Seanjohn19 wrote: ↑Sun Jan 10, 2021 2:19 pm I wish I could read all 205 pages

Why not get started now......some interesting reading in those pages.

Agree. Both good times n bad. And happy time n sorrow.

Saltbush Bill wrote: ↑Sun Jan 10, 2021 3:11 pm

Seanjohn19 wrote: ↑Sun Jan 10, 2021 2:19 pm I wish I could read all 205 pages

Why not get started now......some interesting reading in those pages.
Probably learn a whole lot about everything but distilling though.

Hahaha yea I've been reading it's pretty funny except the guy that fell threw the roof

Start at TBs first post and work your way to now. Take your time, sip a little as you go along. Watch out for the damn monkey.
SF

SassyFrass wrote: ↑Sun Jan 10, 2021 9:29 pm Start at TBs first post and work your way to now. Take your time, sip a little as you go along. Watch out for the damn monkey.
SF

you eat an elephant one bite at a time

SassyFrass wrote: ↑Sun Jan 10, 2021 9:29 pm Start at TBs first post and work your way to now. Take your time, sip a little as you go along. Watch out for the damn monkey.
SF

And that goddamned cat.

SassyFrass wrote: ↑Sun Jan 10, 2021 2:33 pm It's all Truckinbutch's fault that HD has a liars bench.
Here at home little local store has one and then the courthouse in town has a couple benches the old fellers sit at, tell stories, trade knives and watch things.
PS: Quite a few of us have contributed over the years. So we owe a big thanks to TB, for starting this.

Thank all you folks for contributing . This thread has had almost a quarter million hits since it started . We have shared fun and pain , as a community should .
I have a liars bench right beside me that has been signed by all attendees of several S3 events . It goes to my kids when I am gone .How many kids , today , can say ,"My Daddy was a well respected shiner "?
Street creds .
Haven't been posting much because it is painful with a broke arm .
All you folks that contributed and added to made this thread what it is .
Happy Birthday to the arrow shootin lady and look out for the monkey . If Flatwoods comes back around that dammed monkey will be with him .
Prolly ridin my bull he stole and causing havoc .
Gird your loins , Cry HAVOC ! And loose the dogs of war !

Yonder wrote: ↑Sun Jan 10, 2021 9:47 pm

SassyFrass wrote: ↑Sun Jan 10, 2021 9:29 pm Start at TBs first post and work your way to now. Take your time, sip a little as you go along. Watch out for the damn monkey.
SF

And that goddamned cat.

I want a cage match between that monkey and that God Damned Cat . I'm bettin on the cat .
She's a mean bitch and she cheats .

Truckinbutch wrote: ↑Mon Jan 11, 2021 6:48 pm

Yonder wrote: ↑Sun Jan 10, 2021 9:47 pm

SassyFrass wrote: ↑Sun Jan 10, 2021 9:29 pm Start at TBs first post and work your way to now. Take your time, sip a little as you go along. Watch out for the damn monkey.
SF

And that goddamned cat.

I want a cage match between that monkey and that God Damned Cat . I'm bettin on the cat .
She's a mean bitch and she cheats .

Oh Boy! You gonna stir up a hornets nest with that thought right there TB. I know it was a ways back but I know you remember what happen the last time everyone got there wild critters together. Darn near caused a national catastrophe from my recollections. I think that ol monkey is still out there causing crap to this day. Flatwood's acid pissing dog was a mean one too.

corene1 wrote: ↑Mon Jan 11, 2021 9:01 pm

Truckinbutch wrote: ↑Mon Jan 11, 2021 6:48 pm

Yonder wrote: ↑Sun Jan 10, 2021 9:47 pm

SassyFrass wrote: ↑Sun Jan 10, 2021 9:29 pm Start at TBs first post and work your way to now. Take your time, sip a little as you go along. Watch out for the damn monkey.
SF

And that goddamned cat.

I want a cage match between that monkey and that God Damned Cat . I'm bettin on the cat .
She's a mean bitch and she cheats .

Oh Boy! You gonna stir up a hornets nest with that thought right there TB. I know it was a ways back but I know you remember what happen the last time everyone got there wild critters together. Darn near caused a national catastrophe from my recollections. I think that ol monkey is still out there causing crap to this day. Flatwood's acid pissing dog was a mean one too.

Yep . And your ostrich weren't no slouch , neither .