home distiller anonymous

[WhiteDevil504]

I wouldn't worry about it flatwoods, pull up a stool... But I have to say most of us find pants to be the appropriate attire 'round here.... I am not judging, just saying.

[T-Pee]

And where the hell did those panties come from? You look like a scene outta Weird Science.

tp

[ga flatwoods]

Well she did look and smeel like Kelly Le Blanc and that's all I gotta say about that! Wanna smell 'em?
Ga Flatwoods

[T-Pee]

Not since you been in 'em but thanks.

tp

[WhiteDevil504]

Great now I have to download weird science..... I haven't seen that movie in years...... Might as well do real genius too.... I guess I know what I am doing tomorrow. Also, in regards to tpee's statement...Ewww is right.... Nothing some gold bond can't help

[ga flatwoods]

Tp you know we all know you was caught in the closet while in elementary school sniffin ya mamma panties! Dont be modest now, She smelt divine.

[WhiteDevil504]

Flatwoods, I like the cut of your jib.... Makes me throw up a little in my mouth....but I like it none the less. You an have the small pile of jars I was hoarding under my stool.... I feel like I need to wash my hands like I did at the end of The Crying Game when I saw it*.....





* "it" being the movie...not the...well you know

[ShineonCrazyDiamond]

Tp you know we all know you was caught in the closet while in elementary school sniffin ya mamma panties! Dont be modest now, She smelt divine.

Damn. Just,

Damn.

[goinbroke2]

I just wake up and hear something about "pushing in their stool"!

I guess that's why i sleep on my back. jus' sayin'...

[thatguy1313]

Huh? What happened? I think I musta drifted off. Did we just jump the curb to get McDonald's? I want a big Mac and fries. Flatwoods is buyin, right?

[jedneck]

McDonalds hell
We stopped at my local watering hole. The have a burger called the Shaffer's valley burger. It a double quarter pounder with cheese, bacon,lettuce,tomato, onion,onion rings, taco sause, and thousand island dressing. Damn thing is served with a steak knife. Its one of them burgers that once you pick it up you can't set it down or the fucker falls apart. Bit damn they're good. If flats buying I want two.

[thatguy1313]

Got a pub like that called catch 22 here. Had one with lettuce, tomato, bleu cheese, bacon, fried shrimp and buffalo sauce. With six different 3oz beers. It. Was. Awesome.

[jedneck]

Before the founder passed if you stopped in at the rite time him and his cronies would be picking and sawin the banjo and fiddle.

[cranky]

I need to confess what a terrible failure I have been tonight. Here it is New Years Eve and my wife just ran out of home made toasted almond. I feel like such a failure, especially since I have 10 bottles of neutral in the cupboard waiting to be made into just that. So I need to leave this meeting for a bit while I go mix up a new batch of toasted almond to make the SOH happy.

[T-Pee]

Tp you know we all know you was caught in the closet while in elementary school sniffin ya mamma panties! Dont be modest now, She smelt divine.

My mama died having me.

Hey! Stop at McD's! The Edsel needs an oil change.

tp

[jedneck]

Stop at my house I gotta stir my mash, it might be cool enuf to still in the malt.

[T-Pee]

SAMPLES AT JED'S!!

tp

[goinbroke2]

Huh...wife wanted b52's for new years bash, I used them little essence bottles and made a 40oz each of grand marnier/kalua/irish cream. Mama started about 8pm when we got home from bowling....she started getting all ornery and went to bed at 12.03 in a snit so I said F%^& it and came downstairs to come on here and pester you twits....

Last time I made a bottle each of that was last summer and her and 5 other women at our cottage got hammered by noon, maybe I shouldn't leave it at 50% when I make it?

Anyway, 12:39 now, happy freaking new year, i'm still seeing out of two eyes so I ain't that gone yet, but working on it. Heading to Micky D's, maybe I can catch a ride with you guys before you leave?

[cranky]

Well I'm back, 4 bottles of 100Pr neutral have been turned into 5.5 bottles of toasted almond mix, so I guess that makes it about 72Pr. which is much stronger than normal Kahlua and Amaretto, makes the wife happy too

[cranky]

Sorry my wife started talking to me and derailed my train of thought. While rebottleing her booze I made an interesting observation. A while back I ran out of home made and actually bought 2 bottles of Kahlua Tonight when I was done mixing I refilled those two bottles and an older one, all of them 750ml. The older bottle made from the dark brown but see through glass took 7 ladles full to reach the little ring molded in the bottle at the top of the shoulder but the 2 newer bottles made from glass you can't see though were filled completely to the top with just 6 ladles full. The rest of it went into 750ml vodka bottles which required 6.5 ladles full. So I'm thinking Kahlua might not be telling the whole truth about how much their bottles contain.

[ga flatwoods]

TP, now you went and made me feel bad. Sorry for that. Anyway, must have been your sister's, cousin, aunt's, step mom, etc.

[Jimbo]

Persistent panty sniffin sumbitch aint ya woods.

Happy New Years blokes. I was a dud last night. Managed to catch a cold, so was laying on the couch all night drinking 5 Grain with a good dose of honey and lemon in it. Tasty that. Drank enough to tie a respectable one on. Was watching the various parties goin down on TV. That Iggy Azalia chick is one bad ass rapper for a blond white girl.

[ga flatwoods]

Not unless happens by accident while wearing them as a crown while claiming the prize!

[T-Pee]

TP, now you went and made me feel bad. Sorry for that. Anyway, must have been your sister's, cousin, aunt's, step mom, etc.

Awww...don't feel bad, flatwoods. I lied. We had dinner together just last night. She's 87 and hikes two miles a day.

Happy New Year!!

tp (startin' the new year off right)

[Tokoroa_Shiner]

Was watching the various parties goin down on TV. That Iggy Azalia chick is one bad ass rapper for a blond white girl.

Not bad for an Aussie chick. I'd suck the farts out of her butthole.

[FullySilenced]

Do you get high from the methane TS?

Clean it up boys...

Happy New Years to you all

FS

[bship]

TP, now you went and made me feel bad. Sorry for that. Anyway, must have been your sister's, cousin, aunt's, step mom, etc.

Awww...don't feel bad, flatwoods. I lied. We had dinner together just last night. She's 87 and hikes two miles a day.

Happy New Year!!

tp (startin' the new year off right)

Evil....

[goinbroke2]

Was watching the various parties goin down on TV. That Iggy Azalia chick is one bad ass rapper for a blond white girl.

Not bad for an Aussie chick. I'd suck the farts out of her butthole.

I'd crawl two miles over crushed glass just to sniff her $hite

[ranger_ric]

And Then, As Quick as HD anonymous was started... It was Over.
Looks like it ended on January 1, so I am going to guess that it was everyones New Year resolution to no longer think there could be a problem. That or they are still stuck in the Drive Thru at Mickey D's in an Edsel with out of date plates...
I just followed the empty mason jars and ended up here...

[cranky]

I have to confess I still have a problem but don't want a cure