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I Heard these floating around work and thought they were pretty funny.....
In the spirit of Christmas.....What is the difference between Santa and Tiger woods? Santa stops after just three ho's!

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?
--Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards...

Why did Tiger Woods' wife use the 9 iron to break the rear window?
--Because she hated the driver...

Tiger Woods canceled an appearance at his own golf tournament this week. He decided to crash at home instead---

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. Apparently he couldn't decide between a wood and an iron---

If I were as rich as Tiger Woods, I would hire a chauffer to crash my car---

Tiger Woods has agreed to meet with Florida police...for a $20 million appearance fee---

One of Tiger Woods girlfriends has come forward and said he is bad in bed. Apparently he finishes a few strokes under par---

If Tiger had cheated with women that were older than him, would we be telling Cougar Woods jokes?.....kinda Corny one I thought..

all jokes aside had it been mrs. bigworm and my car who would really care? oh well

Tiger woods this......Tiger woods that.......... The one place I thought I could go to get away from the Tiger woods shit.

The count is now 11 - 7 more makes it a full 18 holes. (SHMBO doesn't like that joke for some reason)

You guys are not staying up with the times, he has changed his nickname from Tiger to Cheetah... (SHMBO likes that one)

According to Doonesbury, comedy writers are fearing layoffs as all these Tiger jokes are writing themselves - Morey Amsterdam would be having a Field Day.

SB

Shit, leave the guy alone. There's not one of you that wouldn't do the same, if you had the chance.

Man of the decade... If I believed in hero's, he'd be mine - for a day... Sounds like he's trying to catch up to my antics back when I kept score... Many of the skeletons in my closet died young, unfortunately, taking our secrets to the grave with them... May they rest in peace... But I digress...

Hawke wrote:Shit, leave the guy alone. There's not one of you that wouldn't do the same, if you had the chance.

Not I, hawke. I'm way beyond that sort of shenanigans.

blanik