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Going to Las Vegas for a Holiday. Is there any must-do things that should be on my itinerary.

Visit a chicken ranch/brothel...

Rad, you are horrible.

Stay away from the roulette tables. Those sumabiches will take your money faster than a dincin' pig.

Spend the night in jail, it takes a lot of talent in Vegas but that will be an experience you will never forget.

The Botanical gardens at the Bilagio is a neat thing to do if you need a break, the fountains are cool also. Circus Circus is a must do,(it's a shit hole but you've got ot go, just don't gamble or eat there). The Rio has a neat performance in the evening, it worth checking it out. There's a pretty good sushi place at the star dust and it's reasonably priced, if you've never done sushi you've got to do it. Hit Fremont street at night, it will be memorable.

For drinking go to the freaking frog and go up to the whiskey attic, they use to require a membership to get in but I here they dropped it. If your looking for a titty bar the Palomino Club is the one to go to, they serve alcohol. For a dive bar the double down saloon is an experience you've got to do.

If I could only do one thing while I was in vegas I would go to the grand canyon, just get a bus tour.

Have fun and stay away from the north side.

IMO gambling is cheaper and more fun in the older part of downtown. A little looser slots, and blackjack.

TexasReflux wrote:IMO gambling is cheaper and more fun in the older part of downtown. A little looser slots, and blackjack.

Ya but it's not any cheaper.

yea, maybe not cheaper, but $5 hands seems to last longer than $20 hands in the "nice" places...

Stay away from the stripclub Tally Ho's. Just trust me and don't ask.

Prairiepiss wrote:Stay away from the stripclub Tally Ho's. Just trust me and don't ask.

Man, you need to tell us what happen.

Does it involve an ostridge and a chick with a dick?

LWTCS wrote:Does it involve an ostridge and a chick with a dick?

I've never been there so probably not.

LWTCS wrote:Does it involve an ostridge and a chick with a dick?

Sometimes with your quotes I just wonder where you've been, must be leading an interesting life LWTCS!

Was reminded of a story where my buddy's brother was unknowingly wrangled by a she/male..

Did not turn out well,,,,and even less so for the man lady....poor fella.

LWTCS wrote:Does it involve an ostridge and a chick with a dick?

No this one don't! That's another story but it was a snake and a transtesticle down in Panama. I'm not getting in that!

Let's just say Tally Ho's Ho's are not what you really want to see or even be around. After a full evening of drinking we ended up there. About 6 of us all Air Force or captain was with us. We got him a little hammered. He was getting frisky with the girls. Then the lights got bright enough you could actually see something. Track marks on all their arms so bad they looked like swiss cheese. And the one on his lap had an Adams Apple. He was so messed up he couldn't see it. We had to drag him out before it got really ugly!

Plus one RD.
Fremont street is where to be in the evenings. Smaller casinos and tons of fun.

The titty bars are a cut above any where else in the country. Had a girlfriend that wanted to go to a strip club when we were there a few years ago. As many girls in the crowd as men.

I couldn’t believe how many beautiful girls that were paying to go in. I thought they were showing up for work.

The strippers are stunning. True show girls.

Been to Vegas so many times that I quit gambling there long ago. My money is better spent on shows, meals and drinks in the sunshine!

Spend the night in jail, it takes a lot of talent in Vegas but that will be an experience you will never forget.

Do Tell RD ? Got to be a good story there.

mash rookie wrote: My money is better spent on shows, meals and drinks in the sunshine!

The shows are pretty spacK-tack-you-ler.

I'm good for about 15 minutes of gambling. Then I'm ready for food, drinks and the sights.

I really HAVE led a sheltered life!!

mash rookie wrote:Plus one RD.
Fremont street is where to be in the evenings. Smaller casinos and tons of fun.

The titty bars are a cut above any where else in the country. Had a girlfriend that wanted to go to a strip club when we were there a few years ago. As many girls in the crowd as men.

I couldn’t believe how many beautiful girls that were paying to go in. I thought they were showing up for work.

The strippers are stunning. True show girls.

Been to Vegas so many times that I quit gambling there long ago. My money is better spent on shows, meals and drinks in the sunshine!

Spend the night in jail, it takes a lot of talent in Vegas but that will be an experience you will never forget.

Do Tell RD ? Got to be a good story there.

I was at the bar with a couple of buddies and it was kinda a rough place. They had karaoke that night and after a few drinks I decided to sing. Well I should have thought it out a little better but that's not one of my stronger suits. I got right up there and decided to sing single ladies,( not a good choice for this place). I thought I did pretty good but apparently some of the folks there didn't think it was to funny and I got a bottle to the head. Needless to say a brawl ensued and because I ended up in better shape I got thrown in the can. Maybe I should have tried material girl instead.

rubber duck, perhaps you should have thought better about singing altogether... I'm just sayin...

Maybe I should have tried material girl instead.

Rubber Duck, I have been laughing all morning thinking about you singing Madonna ! Thanks, I needed a good belly laugh. Made my day.

Go look up that Beonce video on you tube, I can't sing it quite that well and it's hard to dance holding the mic but I though I did ok.

I had no idea what a quiet life I've led. You blokes are ........................ incorrigible.

Staying Safe sure seems to apply here.

EDIT: I just saw your post Geoff. It must be our quiet country living. I've only been to the casino once and that was simply to look. Interesting thread.