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A policeman pulled over a pickup truck owner for a faulty tail light. When the officer approached the driver, the man behind the wheel handed the officer his driver's license, insurance card, and a concealed-weapon carry permit.

The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said, "Mr. Smith, I see you have a permit to carry a concealed weapon. Do you have any weapons with you?"

The driver replied, "Yes sir, I have a .357 handgun in a hip holster, a .45 in the glove box, and a .22 derringer in my boot."

The officer looked at the driver and asked, "Anything else?"

"Yes sir, I have a Mossberg 500 12-gauge and an AR-15 behind the seat."

The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range and the man said he wasn't, so the officer bent over and looked into the driver's face and said, "Mr. Smith, you're carrying quite a few guns. May I ask what you are afraid of?"

Mr. Smith locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered, "Not a damn thing!"

Oo-Rah

I carry a .380 on each ankle, a .45 on one hip, and a .38 in a shoulder holster. Why do I carry 4 guns? Because I feel 5 is excessive.

MuleKicker wrote:I carry a .380 on each ankle, a .45 on one hip, and a .38 in a shoulder holster. Why do I carry 4 guns? Because I feel 5 is excessive.

Vidjewalanti

MuleKicker wrote:I carry a .380 on each ankle, a .45 on one hip, and a .38 in a shoulder holster. Why do I carry 4 guns? Because I feel 5 is excessive.

Also, carrying the rounds to refill the clips as you go takes too long...

My fav was the one about the state troopers in Fl doing a TV interview after chasing down and killing a vagrant who murdered a family, tossed their bodies on the roadside and stole their car.
The TV reporter speaks with urgency...sir, sir...can you explain to the viewers how the unarmed suspect ended up being shot 60 times!! after being chased into the swamp??

The officer looks calmly at the reporter and says... we ran out of ammo.

Usge wrote:My fav was the one about the state troopers in Fl doing a TV interview after chasing down and killing a vagrant who murdered a family, tossed their bodies on the roadside and stole their car.
The TV reporter speaks with urgency...sir, sir...can you explain to the viewers how the unarmed suspect ended up being shot 60 times!! after being chased into the swamp??

The officer looks calmly at the reporter and says... we ran out of ammo

Usge I remember watching that one on the news. Damn fine work. We here in
Florida won't have to spend a dime of tax dollars on that piece of crap.
Not to long ago just a couple months. We had a guy shoot a cop and went into the attic of a house and the sheriff had it bulldozed with him inside. Don't mess with Florida.

pumpman wrote:

Usge wrote:My fav was the one about the state troopers in Fl doing a TV interview after chasing down and killing a vagrant who murdered a family, tossed their bodies on the roadside and stole their car.
The TV reporter speaks with urgency...sir, sir...can you explain to the viewers how the unarmed suspect ended up being shot 60 times!! after being chased into the swamp??

The officer looks calmly at the reporter and says... we ran out of ammo

Usge I remember watching that one on the news. Damn fine work. We here in
Florida won't have to spend a dime of tax dollars on that piece of crap.
Not to long ago just a couple months. We had a guy shoot a cop and went into the attic of a house and the sheriff had it bulldozed with him inside. Don't mess with Florida.

Wish we had your justice in England. If you catch a burglar in your house and tackle him with a golf club or cricket bat the police here will arrest you.

Sadly our police are seen as a joke to any of the public nowadays.

Bard

MuleKicker, You are fine to carry more guns, your total caliber count now is only 1.49 I don't think anything under 2.00 should be concidered overdoing it. ))

Wish we had your justice in England. If you catch a burglar in your house and tackle him with a golf club or cricket bat the police here will arrest you.

Sadly our police are seen as a joke to any of the public nowadays.

Bard

Then after all is said and done, just don't call the police.