If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

[HolyBear]

If you've ever caught a buzz... from having your head down in a barrel of faints, trying to dip some out with a 5gal bucket...you might be a stiller...

[maheel]

be safe... dont fall in and die

have a read of some aussie brewer mis- adventures

http://www.brewsnews.com.au/2010/02/death-by-beer/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" rel="nofollow

"Probably the earliest recorded brewery deaths of this nature occurred in the middle part of the nineteenth century. In 1855, Patrick Doyle was overcome by carbon-dioxide while cleaning a large vat in a brewery in Hobart, and died before he could be rescued. Several years later, Hugh Cartwright expired as a result of inhaling carbon-dioxide while cleaning an empty fermenting vessel at the brewery at Campbell Town, also in Tasmania. The jury at the inquest recommended that the brewery’s owner take measures to improve ventilation of his cellar."

[HolyBear]

I was going for something similar to...you might be a redneck if...guess it didn't translate across the broad spectrum of our members. Of course safety first. Just thought humor might be a good teacher of our safety practices...

[astronomical]

I was going for something similar to...you might be a redneck if...guess it didn't translate across the broad spectrum of our members. Of course safety first. Just thought humor might be a good teacher of our safety practices...

Pooh Collar comedy

[Tuco]

If u ever acidently snorted booze cuz u were sniffing a parrot.... You might
be a distiller

[Coyote]

If you have ever looked out the door to see who in the heck is driving by more than 14 time in an hour

You might be a home distiller

Coyote

[heartcut]

I (long time ago) jumped into a winery sump full of CO2 to lift a whoozy worker up to deck level. Got him out and barely made it out myself. Could have made Darwin's list.

[MuleKicker]

if ya ever feel a bit shady buying sugar.... ya might be a moonshiner

[HolyBear]

If you've ever caught a buzz... sippin the tops off of over filled jars...you might be a stiller.

[jus teasin]

If you can measure the ABV in your coffee after recycling your filters. you might be a stiller

[Husker]

If you have ever had to be paged as lost, at the big box HW store by your wife, only to be found blankly staring at items in the copper plumbing section, you might be a stiller.

[HolyBear]

I edited the title...y'all are right....there's alot more that could be gained by leaving it more open...

[NcHooch]

If you own a couple beer kegs but don't brew beer, you may be a shinner

[HolyBear]

If you've ever looked into your cereal bowl, and wondered if it needs DAP, YOU MIGHT BE A STILLER...

[bentstick]

If you take more precautions to keep your grains you have stored in shed fresher than your breakfast cereral, chips in the cuppard. Ya maybe astiller

If your plumbing is leaking in your house, and you have more than 1 leak free copper still head, ya maybe a stiller

[DAD300]

If you buy 50# bags of grain at the feed store and you don't have livestock...you might be a still'r.

If you ask the clerk at the store about the composition of the plastic trash cans...you might be a still'r.

If you're pissed that the yeast at the grocery store only comes in one pounds bricks...you might be a still'r.

If you get your 18# propane tank filled more than twice a year...you might be a still'r.

If you keep three extra 18# propane tanks on hand...you might be a still'r.

If you're asking your buddies to save their empty likker bottles for ya...you might be a still'r.

[Kiwikeg]

if you only buy comercial spirits to remind yourself how good your own product really is you mite be a stiller.

[heartcut]

If your wife automatically buys 50 lb bags of feed corn when it's on sale, you might be a stiller.

[HolyBear]

Speakin of wife's...if your wife is jealous of the time you spend with your still, ......you might be a moonshiner....

[Husker]

If your wife is out of sugar and needs to buy a 5# bag, she buys it and 10 20# bags for you, you might be a shiner.

[DAD300]

We actually had a tiff in Sam's the other day...

Wife: We need some sugar.
Me: No, there's four ten pounder's in the pantry and a 25 pound bag in the garage.
Wife: Nope!
ME: Yep!
Wife: Well I can't get those ten's off the top shelf.
Me: O.K. I'll get them down when we get home.
-------------Wife puts a five pound bag in the cart...--------------
Me:Ok, I guess we need some more sugar!

[bentstick]

If you chase a combine thru a grain field-------- you may be a stiller!

[HolyBear]

If you think you see your still tower swaying back and forth, keeping time with the beat of your bubbler, you might be a stiller....

[HolyBear]

If you chase a combine thru a grain field-------- you may be a stiller!

That's a good one right there....

[Barney Fife]

If your wife starts printing-out recipes to make bread, muffins and waffles from spent grain, you -may- be a 'stiller.

If you tell her "sorry, but I made a sugarhead with the spent grains, instead", you're a hardcore 'stiller....

[astronomical]

If youve ever filled PTFE easter eggs with whiskey, you might be a stiller

[HolyBear]

If you've ever been asked by your wife..."I is that a parrot in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me...you might be a stiller.... (my wife came up with that one)...

[MitchyBourbon]

If you and your son memorize beer recipes that call for flaked corn, wheat and rye when you go to the local brew shop, you might be a stiller.

When yer wife tells you that you need to buy a couch and a flat screen tv for the garage, you might be a stiller.

When yer wife tells you she loves the smell of boiling corn, you are a definitely a very lucky stiller.

[Coyote]

bentstick wrote:
If you chase a combine thru a grain field-------- you may be a stiller!

In my world:

If you consider telling the harvest semi-truck driver to just drop that load of grain
in front of the Man Cave, rather than taking it to the elevator. . . You might be a stiller

Coyote

[jus teasin]

IF YOU CARRY A SCOOP SHOVEL AND A TRASH CAN TO CLEAN UP SPILLIAGES ON THE FREEWAY OVERPASS'S YOU MIGHT BE A STILLER