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Here's to you as good as you are, and here's to me as bad as I am.
But as good as you are, and as bad as I am,
I'm as good as you are as bad as I am.

This isn't a toast, it's a Supper Grace, but I think it's funny.

My great uncle found out he had oil on his property soon after WW2 ended. He was the first one to have two coins to rub together in my family after the Civil War. His wife took adavantage of the situation to try and move up in Society, which my great uncle hated.

The evenin' the Governor and his wife (Mississippi) came over for supper he sank any hopes of social climbin' by sayin' this Grace: Bless the Meat/ Damn the Skin/ Back yer Ears/ Dive in/ Amen.

Susposedly it was a short, quiet supper. Heh.

Cheers to you and cheers to me
good friends we should always be
but if for some reason we disagree
then f%&k you cheers to me

Rudi wrote:Cheers to you and cheers to me
good friends we should always be
but if for some reason we disagree
then f%&k you cheers to me

TOAST HEARD IN CAT HOUSE --- Friends may come and friends may go. Friends may peter out you know . But we will be friends until the end .Peter out or peter in.

Here's to the breezez that blow through the treezez and lifts the girls skirts above their neezez

Old popular one ...

"Over the teeth,
Over the gums,
Watch out stomach,
Here it comes!"

~r~

Here's an old Irish toast for you:

Let the grasses grow and the waters flow
In a free and easy way
But give me enough of that rare old stuff
That's made near Galway Bay

may ya have entered the gates of heaven 10 seconds before the devil knows your dead.

Another ol' Irish Toast for the New Years. May I lift me glass to all and say,

"May the upcomming New Year bring ye problems as few and far between as ye Grandma's Teeth."

Vino es Veritas,
Jim.