I BELIEVE:

Smokey hollow · Post by **Smokey hollow** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:40 am

I BELIEVE this thread here will be one thread to remember .

Smokey hollow · Post by **Smokey hollow** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:49 am

I BELIEVE women like moonshiners cause they likker all night.

Post by **firewater69** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 12:03 pm

I BELIEVE it takes a big grasshopper to eat a bail of hay.

jb-texshine · Post by **jb-texshine** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 12:41 pm

I believe bigfoot stole jar number 7 outta my last run....

rnw349 · Post by **rnw349** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 12:50 pm

I believe I can shine.

Post by **dstaines** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 1:07 pm

I believe the Homo gigantus, colloquially named "Sasquatch" or "Bigfoot", is endemic only to the American North West, Canada, and the southern coastal regions of Alaska. Sightings in Texas have famously been determined to be hoaxes. Besides, can you imagine that shaggy fur coat in the Texas heat? How unfashionable.

No JB, I believe you're going to find Jar #7. Maybe not right away, but you'll find it. Maybe in the yard, or under a bush, you'll stumble on its desiccated empty corpse, sucked completely dry. And when you do find it, you will come to believe as I believe...

What you got there is a Chupacabra.

Nutmegmooner · Post by **Nutmegmooner** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 1:11 pm

I BELIEVE I'll have another!

dieselduo · Post by **dieselduo** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 1:18 pm

I believe here's your sign

jb-texshine · Post by **jb-texshine** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 1:22 pm

dstaines wrote:I believe the Homo gigantus, colloquially named "Sasquatch" or "Bigfoot", is endemic only to the American North West, Canada, and the southern coastal regions of Alaska. Sightings in Texas have famously been determined to be hoaxes. Besides, can you imagine that shaggy fur coat in the Texas heat? How unfashionable.

No JB, I believe you're going to find Jar #7. Maybe not right away, but you'll find it. Maybe in the yard, or under a bush, you'll stumble on its desiccated empty corpse, sucked completely dry. And when you do find it, you will come to believe as I believe...

What you got there is a Chupacabra.

Lol...I believe you are correct....its that damn goat sucker again....
JB

Smokey hollow · Post by **Smokey hollow** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 1:36 pm

I BELIEVE: goat suckers R real !.SH.... Aw and jar #7 .. Goatsucker gottit .. Or Dstains. Bwhaaaahah

Post by **goinbroke2** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:26 pm

I believe an ebenese, togeder in parfait harmbodies.....My impersonation of Stevie wonder with a hairlip.....

Post by **cranky** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:46 pm

I believe that if you leave your likker out where a Sasquatch can get it they will take it every time. I also believe you better make good cuts when a Sasquatch steals your likker because there is nothing more dangerous than a hung over Sasquatch. In addition I believe that if there is one thing more dangerous than a hungover Sasquatch it's a hungover Chupacabra! So I believe you should keep your likker safe when in Sasquatch or Chupacabra territory.

Post by **dstaines** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 3:13 pm

I believe that the Yeti, unlike the Sasquatch or the Chupacabra, is a strict teetotaler when it comes to liquor. They believe in an eastern philosophy that the consumption of intoxicating spirits gets your Yin all Yanged up in your Qi, and then you fall down. Being mountain dwelling mammals, you can understand why this would be dangerous.

But I believe I have yet to see the Yeti that won't snag the pack of smokes from your back pocket every single fucking chance he gets.

just sayin · Post by **just sayin** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 3:34 pm

I believe relearning the skills the Scots-Irish settlers brought to these West Virginia hills will come in very very handy if everything goes south ( no offense to our southern neighbors in "East" Virginia ).

Post by **DFitz** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 3:35 pm

I believe you're right

Post by **MoonBreath** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 3:57 pm

I believe I gotta small buzz goin on.

Boxcutter · Post by **Boxcutter** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 5:34 pm

I believe Elvis is still alive

ga flatwoods · Post by **ga flatwoods** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 5:41 pm

I believe I gotta piss how bout someone who knows how that feels feel and let me know if I really got to or not?
Ga Flatwoods

Post by **goinbroke2** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 5:46 pm

Here's a post from 2009 I made;
I believe I was a little intoxicated at the time...

HI HONEY I'M HOME!!!!
by goinbroke2 » Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:18 pm

Just got home and I'm likkered again. Why am I on the computer? Cause I went in the bedroom , woke up the wife, slapped
her on the ass and said "ok tubby, your next" hahahahahahaha

Fuck she's pissed! I'm in the basement on the computor and i'll probably be sleeping here too hahahaha

Look at how good I can spell when I type 3 words a minute and spell check!

I thought I would start a thread so people who are logging on likkered must come here first.
In the words of that comedian who does the radio jokes says, where are you and what are you wearing.
In the basement, wearing jeans and a tee shirt and a stupid grin

OK everybody else, your turn.

I believe things have deteriorated from that time.....

Post by **cranky** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 7:20 pm

goinbroke2 wrote:Here's a post from 2009 I made;
I believe I was a little intoxicated at the time...

HI HONEY I'M HOME!!!!
by goinbroke2 » Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:18 pm

Just got home and I'm likkered again. Why am I on the computer? Cause I went in the bedroom , woke up the wife, slapped
her on the ass and said "ok tubby, your next" hahahahahahaha

Fuck she's pissed! I'm in the basement on the computor and i'll probably be sleeping here too hahahaha

Look at how good I can spell when I type 3 words a minute and spell check!

I thought I would start a thread so people who are logging on likkered must come here first.
In the words of that comedian who does the radio jokes says, where are you and what are you wearing.
In the basement, wearing jeans and a tee shirt and a stupid grin

OK everybody else, your turn.

I believe things have deteriorated from that time.....

I believe that's funny right there

Post by **Bigbob** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 7:25 pm

You wrote that in 2009 and you just posted that she was mad at you now... I believe I see a pattern!

Post by **Jimbo** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 8:00 pm

I believe it's been a long f'in exhausting day and I'll finish it with a tall pour of some Wheat Single Malt from 2012.

Post by **Bigbob** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 8:16 pm

I BELIEVE: I'm calling it a night, good night all

Tap · Post by **Tap** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 9:56 pm

I BELIEVE....

That this is the worst thread that I've read here on HD in a very long time.

no offense to O.P.

Post by **goinbroke2** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 7:59 am

I believe you've contributed to the worst thread on HD if that's the case.

I believe you're encouraging the very thing you ridicule.

I believe my farts have seriously deteriorated since starting my meds.

Post by **firewater69** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 9:39 am

I believe goingbroke2 may have a habit of slapping the ol lady on the ass and telling her she's next. He prolly stays in trouble, just so he can spend more time in the basement.

Post by **Kegg_jam** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 10:46 am

I believe I can finally put away my snow shovel.

Post by **goinbroke2** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 11:20 am

Kegg_jam, STOP TEASING!

Firewater...you looking in my window at night?

Post by **humbledore** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 11:52 am

I BELIEVE that copper in distilling will....oh never mind.

Post by **shadylane** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 1:41 pm

I believe there's no such thing as Sasquatch.
If Sasquatch was real, Cajun's would have a recipe for cooking it.

Home Distiller

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