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My daughter just got a new dog. I am trying to name it Hookline. He's a piss artist too, as he just painted all 4 of my tires.:):):):)

mtnwalker2 wrote:My daughter just got a new dog. I am trying to name it Hookline. He's a piss artist too, as he just painted all 4 of my tires.:):):):)

blanik

blanikdog wrote:

mtnwalker2 wrote:My daughter just got a new dog. I am trying to name it Hookline. He's a piss artist too, as he just painted all 4 of my tires.:):):):)

blanik

Go for it. I consider it an honour.

(Though you might be easier to convince your daughter to name it Hook.)

what about "carbuncle" or "lummox"?

Pisaña
Ole Yellar
Pee-Wee
Phideaux
Leggup (Old Celtic Name)

Or, you could just call him "Wii".

Although, someone that would piss all 4 of your tires, etc... Otis might make a good name (after Otis Campbell from Mayberry)

Uhh, just in case there might be some cross-cultural misunderstanding here, in Australia the term 'piss-artist' doesn't have anything to do with golden showers, or 'water sports'.

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I was just making a lame satirical reference to 'The Artist Formerly Known As Prince'.

(Oh, and I am not a heavy drinker either. Really. Would I lie to you guys?)

hahahah. No worries mate. Dogs will be dogs

and there is a difference between a dog pissing and getting "pissed"

Just remember, sooner or later you are going to be yelling that dog's name as loud as you can while standing in your front yard. We had a dog when I was a kid named Chi-Chi - the Mexican lady down the street told us that we were yelling "Titty" in Tex-Mex.

Kind of leaves out some of the best names if you don't live way out in the country.

Just remember, for all you folks in the depths of a northern winter:

Don't eat the yellow snow!

If he spends that much time with one leg lifted you might consider tripod. Though it might be hard to explain why he has all 4 legs.