Should I take a pint along for the road ????

[FreeMountainHermit]

Just got an email notifying me that Bambi, Crystal & Roxie only 2 miles away wanna hook up.

Bettah take my blood pressure meds,too.

????????

[pythonshine]

Might ya take three, one for you and case they want some two!

[Bigbob]

Walk, then you won't need the bp meds. (Sorry, my California is showing!)

[FreeMountainHermit]

Not that PC Bob. Walkin' to a hook up is just sooooooo green.

What if they wanna play inna backa the truck ???

[Bigbob]

Sorry, California girls don't go for big nasty gas guzziling trucks. We woo in smart cars or better yet bicycles...

[FreeMountainHermit]

We woo

No wooin' required Bob. Get inna f------ Truck B---- Love at first sight.

[MoonBreath]

I'd take a quart and some mixer or chaser.
Maybe a few packs of Trojans.

[Bigbob]

Oh how unrefined .......no beer?

[FreeMountainHermit]

Natty Lite,........ don't leave home without it.

[MoonBreath]

Good shine stands out there alone round here.
Pizza to lock it all up ...All girls like pizza ..Don't forget the pepperoncinis.

[FreeMountainHermit]

Pizza to lock it all up ...All girls like pizza

That would fall under the heading of WOOIN'

[Bigbob]

OMG!! Too many carbs!!

[Truckinbutch]

Forget them bp meds . They might cause grampa to limp . 2 quarts shine , case of beer and a cell phone that works to call 911 .
>If you go on a Harley take a flat rock to put under the kickstand if you are on dirt . Vigorus activity on the seat can cause them to fall over at most inopportune times .(Don't ask me how I know this )

[FreeMountainHermit]

Flattened can of Milwaukee's finest works in lieu of said rock but absence thereof leaves hot drag pipes topside when Newton's law is challenged in the mud.

Did more than a few rodeos with the ladies at 0330hrs. in a corn patch.

[Truckinbutch]

Flattened can of Milwaukee's finest works in lieu of said rock but absence thereof leaves hot drag pipes topside when Newton's law is challenged in the mud.

Did more than a few rodeos with the ladies at 0330hrs. in a corn patch.

Yep ! And I done tole you about how good things was going with me an that little black headed Hunky girl 'til the bike fell over and she got mad at me for asking if I could finish what we was doing before I got that Harley off her leg .

[FreeMountainHermit]

[corene1]

WOW! You guys really know how to go courtin. Ya might want to take a bath first and clean up a bit and take some of the leftover food wrappers and empty beer cans out of the truck first. Heck you could even go as far as taking a nice clean soft blanket with you to spread out on a nice smooth patch of grass so your leg doesn't slip and get stuck between the seat and the backrest. Just my thoughts though.

[Truckinbutch]

WOW! You guys really know how to go courtin. Ya might want to take a bath first and clean up a bit and take some of the leftover food wrappers and empty beer cans out of the truck first. Heck you could even go as far as taking a nice clean soft blanket with you to spread out on a nice smooth patch of grass so your leg doesn't slip and get stuck between the seat and the backrest. Just my thoughts though.

LMAO !!!! And I suppose these are just idle thoughts on this topic . After all , you are our HD Distilling Goddess and would NEVER have taken part in such debauchery

[jb-texshine]

Seemed more like experience talking than just some random thoughts on the subject at that...

To answer the original question, Always take a pint,otherwise it'll hurt when you chew your arm off to get away before she wakes up...

[FreeMountainHermit]

so your leg doesn't slip and get stuck between the seat and the backrest

BTDT.

Them charlie horses will darn near cripple a feller up 'specially right in the middle of stro,... "courtin'"

Got a bone ta pick with Blue Cross/Blue Shield about their coverage,.......

[WooTeck]

Walk, then you won't need the bp meds. (Sorry, my California is showing!)

damn bob put your califoni away. i dont come to this site to see anothermand calafornia.
are you sure that kilts long enough?

Natty Lite,........ don't leave home without it.

taking a nice clean soft blanket with you

ive got blankets that fit 2 of those discritors, ive got the nice and soft blanket and the nice and clean blanket.

[FreeMountainHermit]

WV hill chicks don't need no stinkin' nice 'n' cudly blankie.

Throw an ol' rusty bed spring in the back of the truck an' get it on. tetanus shot optional.

Natty Lite,........ don't leave home without it.

JEEZE LOUISE. Ain't no wedding bells on the horizon.

[Haus]

Rule 1 - No pictures, no movies, Deny, Deny, Deny

[jb-texshine]

Rule 1 - No pictures, no movies, Deny, Deny, Deny

I thought rule 1was "if you don't have pics,it didn't happen...

[Truckinbutch]

'Splains why he didn't come up to visit me this week I would have acted the same . Every one you miss is one you will never get . You can't make them up .

[Haus]

Rule 1 - No pictures, no movies, Deny, Deny, Deny

I thought rule 1was "if you don't have pics,it didn't happen...

Amendment A: unless you are proud of what you just did

All in favor?

[Truckinbutch]

A gentleman never talks about a man he has killed or a woman he's had the use of . Advice given me by my Grandfather in 1962 ...................