Harris Stay Clean
Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 11:41 am
A cautionary tale of woe and regret.
If you should happen to apply flux to the inside of a coupling while peering over your glasses for a better look and the applicator 'springs' off the rim and delivers a brush full of copper etching acid directly into your eyeballs: DO NOT WORRY
The intense, searing, and blinding pain will begin to subside in about 10-15 minutes with your head under the faucet. It will degrade into a sensation not unlike being snapped hard in the eyeball with a rubber band. Lid open.
The ER will triage you to the front of the line, put your face in the eye wash with water so painfully cold you may wonder if blindness is preferable. The numbing drops will provide major relief but only temporarily. They will fluoresce the eyes for damage, likely say you have corneal abrasion but not any ulceration, although the official diagnosis is chemical conjunctivitis and the eyes will heal without damage in 2-3 days.
Then you will go home like a whipped dog, uncharacteristically submissive to the directives of your spouse and climb into bed. Your last thoughts, before you fall into a disturbed and restless sleep, may be that perhaps you're not as smart as you thought you were after all. This is my story.
To all and your loved ones, have a very safe New Years Eve and a happy, healthy and prosperous New Year.
Cheers
If you should happen to apply flux to the inside of a coupling while peering over your glasses for a better look and the applicator 'springs' off the rim and delivers a brush full of copper etching acid directly into your eyeballs: DO NOT WORRY
The intense, searing, and blinding pain will begin to subside in about 10-15 minutes with your head under the faucet. It will degrade into a sensation not unlike being snapped hard in the eyeball with a rubber band. Lid open.
The ER will triage you to the front of the line, put your face in the eye wash with water so painfully cold you may wonder if blindness is preferable. The numbing drops will provide major relief but only temporarily. They will fluoresce the eyes for damage, likely say you have corneal abrasion but not any ulceration, although the official diagnosis is chemical conjunctivitis and the eyes will heal without damage in 2-3 days.
Then you will go home like a whipped dog, uncharacteristically submissive to the directives of your spouse and climb into bed. Your last thoughts, before you fall into a disturbed and restless sleep, may be that perhaps you're not as smart as you thought you were after all. This is my story.
To all and your loved ones, have a very safe New Years Eve and a happy, healthy and prosperous New Year.
Cheers