Tequila Xmas Cake

[Saltbush Bill]

Once again this year, I've had requests for my Tequila Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year!
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the tequila again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup... just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit up off floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
Check the tequila.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
No wait..shtrain the lemon juice and shtift your nuts.
Add one table, no, add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
Whatever you can find.
Greash some coals in a fire!
Turn the camp oven 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat!

[shadylane]

I got the recipe saved Salty.

[Deplorable]

Thanks SBB
cooking this time of year is always full of distraction. It's hard to keep the recipes straight.

[jonnys_spirit]

Does this work with rum too?

Cheers!
-j

[Twisted Brick]

Great recipe Bill. Saved to my Recipes folder.

Thanks for sharing (again).

[Bushman]

Can’t find my folder, where’s the Tequila?

[Saltbush Bill]

Heheheheh @ Bushy.

[Stonecutter]

That’s hilarious Salty
Got the rye rolls from the wife that’s a winner in my book. I’m hurrying to the kitchen to try er’ out

[Steve Broady]

That’s hilarious Salty
Got the rye rolls from the wife that’s a winner in my book. I’m hurrying to the kitchen to try er’ out

Are you trying out the recipe, or the wife?

[Stonecutter]

I’m gonna give em’ both a spin

[Sporacle]

Not writing this down, I want to read it every Xmas
Thanks Salty