Beer Mandelbrot’s

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Beer Mandelbrot’s

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So I’ve been “documenting” this phenomenon for a couple of months now.
Hell, maybe I’ve just been drinking too much but I’ve noticed what I’m calling “Beer Mandelbrot’s” in my beer foam. No seriously, I can hear you laughing but hear me out. I’ve noticed that if I let the beer foam in my glass settle it usually ends up looking like a Petri dish. It’s my theory that it’s nothing more than the beer Mandelbrot-ing the bacteria used to make it. Like when you break apart cauliflower. A continuum of the manifestation. :relaxed:
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I've taken the wrong gummies before too. :D
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Can't vouch for the petri dish patterns, but I believe the correct term for your third pic down is "moos-alet, a shortened form of "moose silhouette". The male version with full rack (rare) is quite impressive. I've seen all kinds of shapes and figures in my beer foam, but mostly tits.
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:shifty: Somebody say tits?
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There's magic in titties. When you touch em they jiggle,then you pop a boner.it works out great
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I knew you guys would be too immature for my beer Mandelbrot’s

One day the World will appreciate my discovery.
Ya just gotta start at your beer long enough man. It’s got nothing to do with the gummies :lol:
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Stonecutter wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 2:31 pm I knew you guys would be too immature for my beer Mandelbrot’s

One day the World will appreciate my discovery.
Ya just gotta start at your beer long enough man. It’s got nothing to do with the gummies :lol:
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Stonecutter wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 2:31 pm I knew you guys would be too immature for my beer Mandelbrot’s
Your correct.

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Upon seeing a nice set of titties, men naturally attempt to suck their gut in and stand up straighter.
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Stonecutter wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 2:31 pm
Ya just gotta start at your beer long enough man.
You clearly have a drinking problem.. why would you leave a beer that long?.. it might get warm.. :shock:
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Twisted Brick wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 10:56 am I've seen all kinds of shapes and figures in my beer foam, but mostly tits.
I am definitely brewing the wrong beer. PLEASE SHARE YOUR RECIPE. I am not asking, I am begging.
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Setsumi wrote: Sat Feb 25, 2023 2:14 am
Twisted Brick wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 10:56 am I've seen all kinds of shapes and figures in my beer foam, but mostly tits.
I am definitely brewing the wrong beer. PLEASE SHARE YOUR RECIPE. I am not asking, I am begging.
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MooseMan wrote: Sat Feb 25, 2023 3:09 am
Setsumi wrote: Sat Feb 25, 2023 2:14 am
Twisted Brick wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 10:56 am I've seen all kinds of shapes and figures in my beer foam, but mostly tits.
I am definitely brewing the wrong beer. PLEASE SHARE YOUR RECIPE. I am not asking, I am begging.
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I'd pay for beer foam tiddies!
It's more about processes than the grainbill I think, although all you experienced brewmeisters out there already know that the higher mash temps you use, the longer dextrin chains you create in your beer and the more head you get. More head means thicker foam, ergo, more 'double' visions.

Oh yeah, and the right glass helps too.
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“Oh yeah, and the right glass helps too.”
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Twisted Brick wrote: Sat Feb 25, 2023 6:49 pm
MooseMan wrote: Sat Feb 25, 2023 3:09 am
Setsumi wrote: Sat Feb 25, 2023 2:14 am
Twisted Brick wrote: Sun Jan 29, 2023 10:56 am I've seen all kinds of shapes and figures in my beer foam, but mostly tits.
I am definitely brewing the wrong beer. PLEASE SHARE YOUR RECIPE. I am not asking, I am begging.
+1
I'd pay for beer foam tiddies!
It's more about processes than the grainbill I think, although all you experienced brewmeisters out there already know that the higher mash temps you use, the longer dextrin chains you create in your beer and the more head you get. More head means thicker foam, ergo, more 'double' visions.

Oh yeah, and the right glass helps too.
Hahahaha, I just actually laughed out loud and Mrs Moose asked why.
I showed her, and she just sighed and said "nope!"
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