A grand entrance

[Walrusbooze]

Good evening folks.

Allow me to Introduce my self. I am the walrus. Coo coo cuh Choo. How did I get here?

My older brother brought me a belated birthday gift yesterday. A 3 gal amazon still with a thumper. We got drunk, then mixed up (what i now know as a wash) some water, sugar, honey,yeast, and for some reason a splash of cranberry juice cocktail. We skimmed the top hits on google to get the ratios.

He left, and I started doing some research. As you may know or remember, there is a lot to learn and the hazards can be somewhat unforgiving. I found this site. I realized I was well on my way to making some horrible tasting hangover inducing poison. However, it will be great for cleaning the new still.

So anyway, I figured I'd enlist. I am among you now. We are one, one people with a singular focus. Booze. Safe, sane, quality booze production. I am the Walrus, coo coo cuh choo.