Rapture soon

[blind drunk]

Just 1 1/2 hours till rapture. Is you ready?

[LWTCS]

Mama served the rapture dismoenan.
Guess I'll jes poe a nudern fer the regularly scheduled programming.

[rubber duck]

I'm going to bed. I'm pretty sure it's going to happen but I can't wait around to see.

Hey look at it this way, as soon as the God fearing folks go away we can finally practice our hobby legally.

[Smokehouse Shiner]

Put spareribs on the smoker at 6:00. Mom lives up the road and she's still here so I guess it was a false alarm.

[rubber duck]

If you didn't go that's to be expected, but if your mom's still here it looks like those bill boards where a wast.

How long do ya think those bill boards are going to stay up? I wounder if he had to pay for the whole month of may.

[Tater]

Got a deal with blankie dog as hes several hrs ahead of me he suppose to call me if end comes.

[Smokehouse Shiner]

If you didn't go that's to be expected, but if your mom's still here it looks like those bill boards where a wast.

How long do ya think those bill boards are going to stay up? I wounder if he had to pay for the whole month of may.

I don't imagine they pro-rate for Biblical miscalculations. Or bullshit oppourtunists. On the subject I was reading in the paper the other day about a guy who started up a business that (for a small fee) will make sure your pets are taken care of post rapture. Bet he made a killing.

[Ayay]

Rapture cannot be bought. It just comes all unexpected like.