If you have a weak stomach dont read

[501outlaw]

My wife has possibly Said the nastiest thing in the word of distilling so he we go.
I was talking to her about wild yeast and how to make starters and she said well if you want to collect yeast just go to the gynecologist I'm sure they have a few strains !!!!!!! That my friends had me rolling in the floor and had a sick picture in my mind at the same time

[RumBrewer]

That's fucking Nasty!

On that topic tho... Charlie Papazian.... Father of the Homebrewing movement.... once mentioned culturing yeast from the inside of your cheek to ferment a "Personalized" brew. So the basic premiss ins't really new... that doesn't make it any less nasty!

[501outlaw]

That's fucking Nasty!

On that topic tho... Charlie Papazian.... Father of the Homebrewing movement.... once mentioned culturing yeast from the inside of your cheek to ferment a "Personalized" brew. So the basic premiss ins't really new... that doesn't make it any less nasty!

My wife is funny as hell. I don't know where she comes up with some of this shyt

[johnny108]

Makes me wonder about the flavors/words used to describe lambic beers......................

[heartcut]

You could come up with a memorable bottle label.

[retlaw]

thats why they had people stomping on grapes to juice the grapes for making wine,
the yeast from the toe jam was used as a wild yeast for fermenting,

i guess you can use women with no legs to

sorry to all the women on this forum, are there any women on this forum?

[blind drunk]

Tasteless thread. Not funny.

[Nimrod]

Ha! Name could be Feast the Yeast!.....

[501outlaw]

[quote="blind drunk"]Tasteless thread.
It's humor that's it. That's also why it's in the off topic section.

[Tater]

We do have a few members who are of the opposite sex.Cant say that they will see any humor to this.However I could be wrong.This isn't first time this has been brought up.doubt it be the last.

[MuleKicker]

Tasteless thread. Not funny.

Couldnt agree more.

[RumBrewer]

Oh for craps sake.

We are all grown-ups here, and if you've never heard a nasty joke or laughed at a raunchy fart or seen a fat chick naked then I suspect you should have listened to the warning that is the thread title.
It was mildly and childishly amusing. But did bring up a serious option (Illustrated by me). Least we all forget that there tends to be some drunken type stuff that gets posted in Brewing and alcohol related forums. I think the women can prolly fend for themselves, and are likely less shocked than any of the guys that read that.

I remember why I didn't sign up years ago for this forum: I was scared to death of you guys!

While I dig you guys now, and I've learned to never.... EVER EVER EVER EVER ask a question that could possibly have been covered in any topic anywhere in this forum for fear of being flamed to death.... This forum isn't exactly the most welcoming bunch. You can even smell the attitude and animosity toward new folks in the Welcome section.

It's intimidating as hell to read for the 10,000th time that there is a search function and if you weren't such a shit stilling suck ass n00b, you'd have used it!

That is all... And before the mod's decide to ban me.... I did say I dig you guys!

[Mr.Brown]

isn't the yeast at the gyno's office already infected ? Hate to be pouring that wash down the drain. Think i'll stick with the redstar

[501outlaw]

isn't the yeast at the gyno's office already infected ? Hate to be pouring that wash down the drain. Think i'll stick with the redstar

Well some is some isn't. I think it's called greenstar

[Odin]

Rumrunner,

This reminds me of a hilarious discussion (if you can call it that) in the "jokes" department. From ages back. Guy writes a bad joke on women. Other guy gets really heated up. "How dare you?!" The OP allmost gets thrown of the forum. Turns out the guy that got all heated up ... had his wife read all his emails and forums. She read the bad joke on women and asked him in a high, pitched voice to explain that shit. Instead of telling his woman to get the fuck out of his emails, he starts like: "well, yes, honey, you know, it's like this ..." Hahaha!

Now, I do like the moral! I mean all of us is breaking the law and many of us are telling others how to do that in a better way still ... but let's be correct in our humor. Not sure there is a law against "sexist" humor.

Anyhow, I love sexist humor. And so do most women. It just gives you a great perspective on sexual differences. And do those women have jokes about us ...

One I will tell you. Not so disturbing at all. But insightfull:

"Why can't men park a car as well as women do?"

"They all think this (making a sizing gesture between index finger an thumb) ... is like 10 inches!"

Now that was a mild one only. But I don't want to disturbe the rightious!

Odin.

[Mr.Brown]

Turns out the guy that got all heated up ... had his wife read all his emails and forums. She read the bad joke on women and asked him in a high, pitched voice to explain that shit. Instead of telling his woman to get the fuck out of his emails, he starts like: "well, yes, honey, you know, it's like this ..." Hahaha!

Thats some funny shit odin

[Odin]

You know mr brown, the stupid thing was ... to them it was not funny at all.

But the thread (I now remember) took a funny direction. I also remember the original joke!

It was like: "what is the useless meat surrounding the female sex called?"

The answer being: "Woman"

Then a lot of fighting on the forum, until a guy from the occupied south said: "You are both wrong! Here in the South we all know the usesless meat surrounding the v*gina is called ... sheep!"

Now that I tink ... is hilarious, no?

That man had a sense of proportions.

Odin.

[forrestgump]

You know mr brown, the stupid thing was ... to them it was not funny at all.

But the thread (I now remember) took a funny direction. I also remember the original joke!

It was like: "what is the useless meat surrounding the female sex called?"

The answer being: "Woman"

Then a lot of fighting on the forum, until a guy from the occupied south said: "You are both wrong! Here in the South we all know the usesless meat surrounding the v*gina is called ... sheep!"

Now that I tink ... is hilarious, no?

That man had a sense of proportions.

Odin.

I guess it's all just a matter of perspective. When I read that particular joke in the original thread I thought it came across to me as slightly clumsy and juvenile (though I do have to admit that the sheep part does redeem it's laughability quotient somewhat).

However, I always found the version of that joke that I originally heard to be funnier.

"What do you call the useless bit of skin on the end of a Penis?"

- A Man.


As I say, it's all perspective. We do, however, need to understand (it takes many years) that women are not just inverted males. That is, you can't just reverse the genders in a joke and make a joke on men (that men find funny) into a joke on women and expect women to find it funny. It just doesn't work that way.

In general (and as usual, generalizations are dangerous) men are more accepting of jokes on their own gender than women are. It's just the way it is - live with it.

[heartcut]

a guy from the occupied south said: "You are both wrong! Here in the South we all know the usesless meat surrounding the v*gina is called ... sheep!"

The trouble with that is you have to run around the front to kiss 'em

[Mr.Brown]

The trouble with that is you have to run around the front to kiss 'em

I reckon if you kiss em first, then run round back before the post sex nap, you'll be good to go. Maybe we're over thinkin it, I dunno