Little or nothing to do with distillation.
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Kidnapper2
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by Kidnapper2 » Wed Oct 03, 2012 2:35 pm
Just thought this was funny. Looks like something you could fit in your backpack. Just picturing it on Man vs. Wild.
When you absolutely need a shot and the end of the day of eating twigs and berries
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*It should be observed, that neither age or double distillation, will render good, whiskey originally bad; or that has recieved an improper flavour during the fermentation. From The Distiller , by Harrison Hall 1818.
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by Prairiepiss » Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:18 pm
Wow some people really shouldn't think. Let alone build crap and sell it to unsuspecting people.
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by BareKnuckles » Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:49 pm
Prairiepiss wrote: Wow some people really shouldn't think. Let alone build crap and sell it to unsuspecting people.
Amen!!!
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by whiskeytripping » Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:45 pm
Another gimmick, it wouldn't surprise me with all the ignorant people we have walking around here these days, I scanned through his feed back and I hadn't read that anyone commented on one they have bought.
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by MontanaMule » Wed Oct 03, 2012 5:06 pm
By the way, E3 stands for EMERGENCY ETHANOL EXTRACTOR ... because you don't have a drinking problem unless you can't get a drink.
My favorite part!
The man bangin' on the door yelled "Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms!"....I just assumed it was more supplies.
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by skydivemd » Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:13 pm
Prairiepiss wrote: Wow some people really shouldn't think. Let alone build crap and sell it to unsuspecting people.
What leads you to believe that any thought actually went into this monstrosity?
jumps out of perfectly good airplanes...
Blue Skies,
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by Prairiepiss » Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:22 pm
skydivemd wrote: Prairiepiss wrote: Wow some people really shouldn't think. Let alone build crap and sell it to unsuspecting people.
What leads you to believe that any thought actually went into this monstrosity?
We already know it wasn't any good thought.
Durace11
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by Durace11 » Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:17 am
I'm thinking someone is thinking how they can make money from a pile of scrap without recycling it.
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by blind drunk » Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:27 am
Gotta love free enterprise and its corollary, buyer beware.
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by OlympicMtDoo » Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:27 am
WOW guys, just because it don't work it is still kinda cute, be pretty cool to be somewhere on a high Olympic Mt peak on a long hike with a few good buds and whip out you pack still and say who wants a drink, be funny as hell if nothing else.
Sometimes I wonder why is that Frisbee getting bigger......and then it hits me.
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by Kidnapper2 » Thu Oct 04, 2012 1:43 pm
And as you whip out your pocket rocket survival still, you then say, who brought the mash?
*It should be observed, that neither age or double distillation, will render good, whiskey originally bad; or that has recieved an improper flavour during the fermentation. From The Distiller , by Harrison Hall 1818.
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by Dnderhead » Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:44 pm
lets see,,the world has just blew up,,you are on the run,your so hungry that the stray dog is starting to attract your attention.and the first thing you thank of is starting a ferment and distilling
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by Coyote » Thu Oct 04, 2012 3:12 pm
Wait for it . . . wait for it
Soon to be the pocket mash kit
I'll be rich I tell you RICH!!!!
A bag of Corn Nuts and a zip Lock baggie !!!
OMG I can't wait for big bucks to start rolling in
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by Kidnapper2 » Thu Oct 04, 2012 3:15 pm
You could make tens of dollars with that
*It should be observed, that neither age or double distillation, will render good, whiskey originally bad; or that has recieved an improper flavour during the fermentation. From The Distiller , by Harrison Hall 1818.
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by Prairiepiss » Thu Oct 04, 2012 4:11 pm
Coyote wrote: Wait for it . . . wait for it
Soon to be the pocket mash kit
I'll be rich I tell you RICH!!!!
A bag of Corn Nuts and a zip Lock baggie !!!
OMG I can't wait for big bucks to start rolling in
Coyote
Where's your malt? Oh wait if that guy can sell that still thingymabob. Who cares if the pocket mash will work.
Yes tens of dollars. Sell it for a dollar two ninety eight.
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by blind drunk » Thu Oct 04, 2012 4:44 pm
Throw in a couple of Maltesers into that zip lock baggie of Corn Nuts; you know, for the conversion
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by Coyote » Fri Oct 05, 2012 7:50 am
Corn nuts and Mentos ?????????????????????????
Just add some Coke and seal her up!
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by Prairiepiss » Fri Oct 05, 2012 10:41 am
Diet coke.
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by skydivemd » Fri Oct 05, 2012 10:57 am
This leads to very weird and off-color commentary...
So, you got some fermentables in your pocket, or just happy to see me?!?
I knew nothing good would come of this and see there - nothing good
jumps out of perfectly good airplanes...
Blue Skies,
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by blind drunk » Fri Oct 05, 2012 11:04 am
Unless it's in the back pocket, then run, he's got a bomb!
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