The Greatest Scientific Study Ever Done

[Jimbo]

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[DFitz]

This probably explains why my better half doesn't drink so much.... No! I didn't call her dull, they did!

[blind drunk]

... and the smartest of all drink their own made likker!

[Dnderhead]

then i guess they should start paying all the "back ally" alcoholics more?

[MitchyBourbon]

As a known scientist, I have formulated the following hypothesis:

It is necessary for smart people to consume prodigious amounts of alcohol to achieve an intellectual equilibrium with their lesser endowed counterparts so that both are able to comprehend communication between one another.

[Jimbo]

As a known scientist, I have formulated the following hypothesis:

It is necessary for smart people to consume prodigious amounts of alcohol to achieve an intellectual equilibrium with their lesser endowed counterparts so that both are able to comprehend communication between one another.

Indeed my insightful and wise compatriot. I am inclined to share your supposition on intellectual leveling.

[midwest shinner]

Yeah what he said

[blind drunk]

As a known scientist, I have formulated the following hypothesis:

It is necessary for smart people to consume prodigious amounts of alcohol to achieve an intellectual equilibrium with their lesser endowed counterparts so that both are able to comprehend communication between one another.

Double proof is sometimes required to facilitate said communication between the two

[Black Eye]

I'm repeating the greatest study ever done right this minute. I'm sampling 4 different jars I've been oaking to see which one tastes best. I think I'm going to collect them all.


+100 on the drinking to equalize the ignorance. No wonder Friday engineering meetings involve sampling my whiskey

[Halfbaked]

I am way smarter than all of you because I have been partaking in the smart fluid and in so I understand nothing you are saying because I am so much above you. If I don't stop the partaking I might just be looking up at you. Im just saying...... Pass me another 2 fingers over here.

[MitchyBourbon]

Very... amusing

sip sip sip

[OlympicMtDoo]

I don't even have time to comment, I have another novel to finish this afternoon before happy hour.

[Black Eye]

Should I rename my laundry room / brew room

1.) Havard
2.) The Library of Congress