I'm celebrating the 4th with just my wife this year. Kids have their own lives and that's great for us to just go it alone this year.
Planning on a simple BBQ with hot dogs and sliders. I'm smoking ribs later with all the regular fare. Heck, the neighbors here fire off thousands of dollars of commercial fireworks so sitting in the front yard is better than going to a show and I can drink till I fall down too.
Be safe everybody!! Happy Fourth!!
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I'll be one of the neighbors shooting off fireworks. Our hood has people with serious pyro issues. BBQ (baby backs, yardbird and sausage), grandkids, a little beer and a little more rum. Have fun and keep your fingers and license!
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Similar plans as we have a famous comedian that spends 1/2 his time here and 1/2 in Hollywood and always puts on a show. Just added the fire pit to the beach so we could roast marshmallows and hotdogs.
Don't have any fireworks, but I have a nice Colt .38 "six gun." And I have a bunch of bunnies trying to eat the entire garden. So I plan to spend time on the deck, tending the smoker and annoying the bunnies with the six gun. They deserve it.
Black Eye wrote:we're doing the be outlaw family picnic and gonna blow some shit up.... probably bring some home made from "my supplier"
If I have fingers left I'll be posting
Might get me another watermelon - one to eat and one to blow up.
Just sayin',
S-C
That damn funny cause I bought two water melons as well. Figure I'll eat till I puke.... Then start drinking and hopefull I blow the other up. Maybe I'll dig out the 50 cal and blast the bastard.
Hell yeah blast off the 50 cal black powder to celebrate like it's 1776
Only way to drink all day... is to start in the morning
Non traditional , here . SOH went south to visit her folks . Kids are dumping dogs on me for a week of babysittin while they go to the beach . Ok by me . The dogs are better behaved than the grandkids I usually watch . I got 30 gal SF wash ready to rack off and lots of spagetti SOH fixed for me before she left . 4 whole days just me and the dogs and Calvin .
HOT DAG ! I can loaf around in my underwear , log on here as much as I want , fart when I want to . Still to my heart's content with 2 strips and a spirit run . Independence Day celebration ? You betcha !!
If you ain't the lead dog in the team , the scenery never changes . Ga Flatwoods made my avatar and I want to thank him for that .
Don't drink water , fish fornicate in it .
GOD DAMN! I haven't been that loaded in a long time, and I still have all my finger. Mother in-law drove me home. Now I gotta go wash the puke off the side of her car
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Only way to drink all day... is to start in the morning
Well, the old woman found my cherry bombs and hid them from me, so I didn't get to blow up a watermelon. We went to see the fireworks at the fairgrounds. Sat out on the lawn there with a nice cool breeze and a beautiful sunset - lots of those big boomer mortars, so I guess I kinda got my explosive fix.
Oh, and the watermelon was red to the rind and sweet as honey. We ate it there at the fairgrounds and shared it with some little younguns sittin' there beside us. They had it all over their faces and running down their shirts. Not sure their mama and daddy appreciated it so much. The younguns were sticky, but happy.
Just sayin'
S-C
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FullySilenced wrote:Truckinbutch.... none of thats true if you don't post photo's
You wanna see pictures of me sittin in my underwear , fartin , drinkin beer , eatin sagetty , and stillin ?
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If you ain't the lead dog in the team , the scenery never changes . Ga Flatwoods made my avatar and I want to thank him for that .
Don't drink water , fish fornicate in it .
Braz wrote:Don't have any fireworks, but I have a nice Colt .38 "six gun." And I have a bunch of bunnies trying to eat the entire garden. So I plan to spend time on the deck, tending the smoker and annoying the bunnies with the six gun. They deserve it.
When yer done there, we got a bunny invasion that's in full swing up here. First the deer, now the bunnies
FullySilenced wrote:There is nothing wrong with fried rabbit.... in fact its wonderful.... you can bbq them as well...
A light bulb moment - I think next spring I might plant a little vegetable garden just to attract the rabbits. I could sit out on the front porch with a pellet rifle and harvest cotton tails. I like me some bbq rabbit - the old woman not so much.
Just sayin',
S-C
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