Imitation Coconut Rum Recipe

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Imitation Coconut Rum Recipe

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3/4 teaspoon (3 ml) coconut extract
1/2 teaspoon (2 ml) Rum Extract
3/4 cup (175 ml) white table sugar
750 ml nuetral 40* proof

Better, IMHO, than the essences and this can be bought from the grocery store.... the ladies love it... WD
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Whitedog wrote:3/4 teaspoon (3 ml) coconut extract
1/2 teaspoon (2 ml) Rum Extract
3/4 cup (175 ml) white table sugar
750 ml nuetral 40* proof

Better, IMHO, than the essences and this can be bought from the grocery store.... the ladies love it... WD
Thanks WhiteDog
I'll give this'n a go. Do they have any titillatingly salacious stories that accompany this here recipe?? Something along the lines of the infamous "panty-dropper"??
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WalkingWolf wrote:
Whitedog wrote:3/4 teaspoon (3 ml) coconut extract
1/2 teaspoon (2 ml) Rum Extract
3/4 cup (175 ml) white table sugar
750 ml nuetral 40* proof

Better, IMHO, than the essences and this can be bought from the grocery store.... the ladies love it... WD
Thanks WhiteDog
I'll give this'n a go. Do they have any titillatingly salacious stories that accompany this here recipe?? Something along the lines of the infamous "panty-dropper"??
That panty remover shit doesn't work. I drank 5 shots and didn't get laid, in fact I don't remember anything past the 5th shot. If this stuff Works like the lpd I want no part of it.

:) RD
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Re: Imitation Coconut Rum Recipe

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Hey RD,
If'n I had to guess, I'd say it's user error. :esurprised:
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Re: Imitation Coconut Rum Recipe

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On usre erirore hear. Coconut rum is some scary shit. This recipe might just land me in the county jail or the health department. Not in the same indecednt spelled wrong you get the point.

I once almost lost a finger to coconut rum once.

Fuck it this recipe looks good make it and post your story hear.

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Oh yeah, there are definetly some stories!! Matter of fact they would remind one of the movie "Shallow Hal".... this stuff makes the panties look alot smaller than they really are!!! Be careful!!... WD
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: you buggers are crazy!!!!

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What Whitedog failed to mention is that after an hour of "here, taste this", all of the panties look different! MM
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Re: Imitation Coconut Rum Recipe

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After spending ages trying to find coconut essence in all my local supermarkets to try this recipe, I finally found some and gave this recipe a try. All I can say is it works really well and makes a great coconut rum for a fraction of the prestige coconut essence price. :thumbup:

Many Thanks for posting :D
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Re: Imitation Coconut Rum Recipe

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rubber duck wrote:I drank 5 shots and didn't get laid, in fact I don't remember anything past the 5th shot.
So how can you be certain you didn't get laid?
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