The liar's bench

[HDNB]

aw, shucks. (head down, kicking dirt lump around)

glad you like the idea, but you gotta know for sure that original thoughts are pretty rare for me. I'm pretty good at fluffin things out but without you all and your contributions there's no way i can keep up with anything interesting. It'll be awesome if we can keep throwing new twists and turns in.

i did have a thought (lucid moment?) today though... how about some original music to fit into it? one you fellas with a black les paul maybe throw an audio clip up on it? can that even be done on a forum? multi- media on- line novel... art, words, music, photos...are we pioneering something with that or has it been done?

keep throwing the ball! i'll try to run with whatever i catch!

in case you missed where toscratch something out http://homedistiller.org/forum/viewtopi ... =7&t=51635

[heartcut]

Off subject and a product of misspent youth:
Hell hath no fury like a knocked up cow.

[HDNB]

blonde, chestnut, brunette or a red cow?

[S-Cackalacky]

Off subject and a product of misspent youth:
Hell hath no fury like a knocked up cow.

And, don't never shoot a bull in the nuts with a bb gun - even if it's on the other side of the fence.

[heartcut]

Had to wipe my eyes before answering- did the BB thing in grade school and a buddy and I were treed for an hour or so. Let me get another bottle.

[Truckinbutch]

Off subject and a product of misspent youth:
Hell hath no fury like a knocked up cow.

And, don't never shoot a bull in the nuts with a bb gun - even if it's on the other side of the fence.

The results are much more dramatic if you use a .22lr . I think I have already 'splained how I know this to be fact

[corene1]

Off subject and a product of misspent youth:
Hell hath no fury like a knocked up cow.

And, don't never shoot a bull in the nuts with a bb gun - even if it's on the other side of the fence.

HA HA HA , that is too good. Guess we had better fences in our neck of the woods. That old bull sure did make a big groan though!

[S-Cackalacky]

Seems like the HD Novella is going well - them fed's gooses are cooked. A sobering ride in Flatwoods truck has brought cooler heads to bear and the plot against the feds has thickened. What could possibly go wrong?

[Bigbob]

Say excuse me fellers, any of ya'all see the number of the bus I was thrown under?

[T-Pee]

Say excuse me fellers, any of ya'all see the number of the bus I was thrown under?

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tp (also thrown outta places)

[ga flatwoods]

Say excuse me fellers, any of ya'all see the number of the bus I was thrown under?

Ok, dont get ill, you stopped the fun a little too soon . SC picked you up. Looks like differing courses.

[HDNB]

Say excuse me fellers, any of ya'all see the number of the bus I was thrown under?

Ok, dont get ill, you stopped the fun a little too soon . SC picked you up. Looks like differing courses.

Yup, jus like herdin' cats.

you're up GA!

this is more fun than mortal man deserves!

just want you on the party bus, not under it!

[jus teasin]

Took a guy huntin for a big buck the other day. I set him at the head of a big draw where we had caught several big bucks on trail cams.
When I left him I told him not to shoot anything smaller than a 28 buck.
I had just got to the bottom of the draw to start up through it when I heard a shot from where I had left him.
One shot means one dead buck. so I turned my horse and back up I go. when I arrived. The hunter was sitting there with sweat running down his face and a dead squirrl at his feet.
I said what the hell did you do. This is the best draw in the county and you blow it on a squirrl.
He looked up and said listen I sat here and let a rattle snake crawl across my feet and did'nt do anything.
I sat here and let a mountain lion eat my lunch no big deal.
But when that squirl came after my second nut I let him have it

JT

[Truckinbutch]

Took a guy huntin for a big buck the other day. I set him at the head of a big draw where we had caught several big bucks on trail cams.
When I left him I told him not to shoot anything smaller than a 28 buck.
I had just got to the bottom of the draw to start up through it when I heard a shot from where I had left him.
One shot means one dead buck. so I turned my horse and back up I go. when I arrived. The hunter was sitting there with sweat running down his face and a dead squirrl at his feet.
I said what the hell did you do. This is the best draw in the county and you blow it on a squirrl.
He looked up and said listen I sat here and let a rattle snake crawl across my feet and did'nt do anything.
I sat here and let a mountain lion eat my lunch no big deal.
But when that squirl came after my second nut I let him have it

JT

I'd consider that justified

[heartcut]

A squirrel is a rat with a fluffy tail. Natures little speed bumps.

[S-Cackalacky]

Say excuse me fellers, any of ya'all see the number of the bus I was thrown under?

Ok, dont get ill, you stopped the fun a little too soon . SC picked you up. Looks like differing courses.

Yup, jus like herdin' cats.

you're up GA!

this is more fun than mortal man deserves!

just want you on the party bus, not under it!

WTF y'all all talkin' about?

[T-Pee]

http://homedistiller.org/forum/viewtopi ... 5#p7255456

tp (payin' attention fer a change)

[Red Rim]

http://homedistiller.org/forum/viewtopi ... 5#p7255456

tp (payin' attention fer a change)

I was wondering when you were going to chime in, even for a one liner!

[S-Cackalacky]

Well shit! First they set free, and then it's said to be bench bs, and then I got 'em hold up in a motel room. So, let me see somebody go with THAT plot line.

[Bigbob]

Say excuse me fellers, any of ya'all see the number of the bus I was thrown under?

Ok, dont get ill, you stopped the fun a little too soon . SC picked you up. Looks like differing courses.

Not ill at all! Thought you guys were stopping it to soon, so I threw a monkey wrench! Just shocked that I went from a minor helper to mud slinging editor of paper!! Please continue ...

[T-Pee]

http://homedistiller.org/forum/viewtopi ... 5#p7255456

tp (payin' attention fer a change)

I was wondering when you were going to chime in, even for a one liner!

Been cutting firewood, trout fishing, hunting ground squirrels for a neighboring rancher, riding my horse, flying RC toys, did a run of UJ and got into a horseshoe tourney just for fun. Otherwise, just been sitting around doing nothin'.

tp (and a full dance card)

[Red Rim]

Now that , brother is exactly what I understand. I am laying carpet at 8:30 pm while my wife took my soon Elk hunting. F-ing priorities! It is that time of year.

Just looking forward to T_pees equally demented mind, throwing a few lines towards the novel!

[HDNB]

Well shit! First they set free, and then it's said to be bench bs, and then I got 'em hold up in a motel room. So, let me see somebody go with THAT plot line.

no sweat.

the ones holed up in the motel were the supervisors workin on the cover up, not the perpetrators.

yer gonna hafta stay up on the color commentary. otherwise we be callin Jesse outta retirement.

[Bigbob]

if You need help with those ground squirrels TP, I'll be glad to help. Grew up shooting those suckers with a single slot 22 witha 2x weaver scope!

[Bushman]

Hey TP I found this today and thought you might appreciate a change with hunting season almost upon us!

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how would you know when your done?

That was my thoughts, but it does remind me of a situation that happened to me years ago.

Every year I would drive 7 hours to pick up my mother and bring her back to our house for Christmas. With coffee for the road and a healthy breakfast this always meant I had to make several stops to get home. We were probably 2 hours into the trip when I needed a pee & dump break. I pulled into a gas station sat down on the toilet and immediately felt a cool mist hit me on my underside. Thinking it was strange I went on about my business and finished using the TP. Walked out to the car started it and as I was pulling out with my mom all of a sudden my ass was on fire. Squirming in the drivers seat I got nervous and made a U-Turn. Went back into the bathroom to see what was wrong. Upon investigating the toilet I found someone had set one of those packets you get in the restaurants with hot sauce. What happened is when I sat on the seat it was strategically placed on the the part of the toilet seat that lifts it off the bowl so the weight of my body forced the packet to explode hence the cool mist feel on my underside. The TP just compounded to the problem and for the next 5 hours I had one of the most uncomfortable rides of my life.

[FreeMountainHermit]

Hey TB, where would I find that station? I love listening to old Americana music, but haven't found a decent free site online. My sat radio in the truck is almost always on disney for the kids.

I go to youtube . Lot of free programs there .

A little late to the dance with this post but a hellava variety for all tastes here http://www.live365.com/new/index.live" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" rel="nofollow just let it stream for free which can be several weeks till they ask for $$$ and then just sign up or log in again.

Chicago & Delta blues are my thang in the wee AM hours before the sun shines.

[T-Pee]

if You need help with those ground squirrels TP, I'll be glad to help. Grew up shooting those suckers with a single slot 22 witha 2x weaver scope!

These days it's a custom Ruger 10/22 with a dot scope and long mags. Pure carnage.
The rancher follows me in a Jeep with an old cooler doing collection duty. The carcasses go to a good cause elsewhere.

tp

[Bigbob]

Yeah I moved up too! Also Ruger 10/22 with custom barrel and a 30 mm BSA scope 1-5 zoom. It is a tack driver .

[ga flatwoods]

Been only able to drop in and out during my move but did get, no take, a minute to hunt Monday evening. I took along my new homemade crossbow. It was made with springs from a boat trailer and an aluminum receiver and stock. I use a bow press to load it with a solid aluminum bolt machine threaded for a tipand 5 inch fletching. Shot a 6 point buck! Not too impressive until you understand I shot through a 4 inch maple then through the deer and 4 inches into an oak tree ! Had to abandon the arrow but the buck was within 15 yards. Went through so fast half of his lungs were strung beyond where I shot him and the tree the arrow impacted! I think I need to sell these but they may be too much for most common folk to have, perhaps will even require a special permit to carry !
Ga Flatwoods

[corene1]

if You need help with those ground squirrels TP, I'll be glad to help. Grew up shooting those suckers with a single slot 22 witha 2x weaver scope!

These days it's a custom Ruger 10/22 with a dot scope and long mags. Pure carnage.
The rancher follows me in a Jeep with an old cooler doing collection duty. The carcasses go to a good cause elsewhere.

tp[/quote


What's he doing with them?.... Baiting hogs? Just a thought.