Strange Hooch

[S-Cackalacky]

When I was a youngun growing up in S Cack, mamas would rub that crap on their babies gums when they were teething. No wonder we got so many druggies now.

[thecroweater]

That stuff is called laudanum over here

[WooTeck]

i raise you...

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[Jimbo]

Is it made from penis or does it give you a magical penis?

[WooTeck]

Reindeer Horn Whiskey

Reindeer Horn Whiskey gets its name because it is fermented in clay pots for over a year and infused with reindeer horns and herbs. It is very strong.


The Three Penis Liquor

This is a traditional Chinese medicine that has varies types of animal penis, such as seal, deer, and Cantonese dog.

[WooTeck]

Is it made from penis or does it give you a magical penis?

probably both

[Kegg_jam]

It's made by a guy with a magical penis.

[thecroweater]

gawd new take on the term blown seal. must have a serious problem with erectile dysfunction of something yonder to go in for all that krud

[bearriver]

Is it made from penis or does it give you a magical penis?

It gives a magical penis (If you saw it, you would agree)

The thing is... after drinking it... I now have to figure out what to do with my boring stock penis.

[Lazarus Long]

Here's a party in a bottle. Ethyl Alcohol and Morphine. "Warning: May be habit forming" Ya think?! G'damn gooberment is taking away all our fun.

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My mom kept a bottle of this in the fridge (cause it tasted too bad when warm) and used to line all three of us kids up and give us a teaspoon at bedtime when she had enough of our crap and wanted peace and quiet. She stopped dosing us with the stuff when I mentioned that my legs felt funny when I took it

[Jimbo]

Here's a party in a bottle. Ethyl Alcohol and Morphine. "Warning: May be habit forming" Ya think?! G'damn gooberment is taking away all our fun.

paragoric.jpg

My mom kept a bottle of this in the fridge (cause it tasted too bad when warm) and used to line all three of us kids up and give us a teaspoon at bedtime when she had enough of our crap and wanted peace and quiet. She stopped dosing us with the stuff when I mentioned that my legs felt funny when I took it

haha. I vaguely remember being stoned as a youngster too. Its all pretty fuzzy, but some things are starting to make more sense now.

[Jimbo]

Here's something I'd like to try,....

[Dan P.]

Here's something I'd like to try,....

Ew.

[Jimbo]

Betcha its killer in a Bloody Mary

[bearriver]

Betcha its killer in a Bloody Mary

Oh that does look good. Candy good... Do you need some smoked salmon to experiment with?

I've said it before, bears love salmon.

[Dan P.]

Betcha its killer in a Bloody Mary

Jesus Christ, that sounds almost as bad as that "clamato" shit you Americans like to drink.

Fish. Belongs on a plate, not in a glass.

[Jimbo]

Clamato and crap beer, heaps of groceries and oddities in Bloody Mary's, made hellfire spicy enough to burn Uranus. Thats how we roll.

[Dan P.]

I lived in the US a long time, about a quarter of my life over all. I love Americans, as a general rule, but was always bemused by how they matched a relative degree of social conservatism with an utterly libertine approach to what foods and drinks they mix together, bordering on the unholy.

[WooTeck]

Clamato and crap beer, .

What the hell is clamato?

This is one that ya'll might want to Check out g spirts. Especialy you jimbo...

Btw NSFW. Every drop of every bottle has been poured over a models bare breasts.

[Dan P.]

What the hell is clamato?

Tomato juice mixed with clam juice, of course!

[ShineonCrazyDiamond]

I lived in the US a long time, about a quarter of my life over all. I love Americans, as a general rule, but was always bemused by how they matched a relative degree of social conservatism with an utterly libertine approach to what foods and drinks they mix together, bordering on the unholy.

Really. In a thread that contains not one, but 2 separate bottles of alcohol with fermented penis juice in them, the line in the sand is fish whiskey?

[HDNB]

What the hell is clamato?

Tomato juice mixed with clam juice, of course!

don't knock it until you try it. a "Caesar" is a staple of Canadian hangover breakfast.

celery salt rim, Vodka on ice. add a dash of tobasco sauce, a splash of worchestershire sauce (wooster sauce, eh mate?) shake up the clamato and top 'er off. a little salt and pepper to taste with an extreme bean or celery stalk for a swizzle stick.
no more hangover.

the clam does not really come through. add a bit more wooster sauce for a meatier beverage.

after not having one of these for a year of two i actually find myself craving one, and it is the only thing that will scratch the itch.

the 'merican bloody mary is a poor substitute for this...not even worth drinking. I guarantee if you try a properly made Caesar, you will be back to them one way or another.

[thecroweater]

They make an oyster beer down about a 100 kms down the track, never tried it never gonna

[Dan P.]

Really. In a thread that contains not one, but 2 separate bottles of alcohol with fermented penis juice in them, the line in the sand is fish whiskey?

Fair point, but I bet the penis whiskey isn't designed to taste of cock, and you know what, you could fool me either way because I don't know what cock tastes like.
Fish whiskey, on the other hand… you'd be disappointed if it didn't taste like wot it oughtta.

[Kegg_jam]

[MichiganCornhusker]

Really. In a thread that contains not one, but 2 separate bottles of alcohol with fermented penis juice in them, the line in the sand is fish whiskey?

[apdb]

Lucky Beer and Clamato (only Motts) on a hot patio. Followed by a perfectly made Caesar. The pre-made bottled ones just don't get there. I find they have a preservative type taste to them.

Thats the shizzle I'm talking about, Eh!

Aaron

[apdb]

The shot of vodka with an oyster is a popular aphrodisiac around here. I prefer to keep them separate myself.

Aaron

[Kiwikeg]

The Three Penis Liquor

This is a traditional Chinese medicine that has varies types of animal penis, such as seal, deer, and Cantonese dog.

Anyone else notice that the nazi' ss on that 3 penis bottle?

[bitter]

Don't think I can post it here.. Seen one these someone purchased for a joke.

Google "Herr Vodka" or "Adam Brandy"

B