Kill the pig

[Killthepig]

Beer cost too much
So in 2011 I made my own
Coopers carona s
Got it made
Run out of beers just go up the shed get some more....!
Moved sheds !
Closer to my cousin
Says
I got an airstill
Still in the box ,never been used
Bring it out says I
Actually read the manual
Hey presto
Whiskey
I ran it non stop for 3months
Then returned it
Saying
This is too dangerous...
4 weeks later I was knocking on his door
18 months later after graduating to grain
I finally invented

The 101

STILL FOR DUMMIES !

It’s built like a TANK
it looks like a tank
It thinks like a tank
It smells like a tank
It sounds like a tank

It fff nnn bombproof...

If I pass the inquisition
I might just be able to
Give you a glimpse of the 22nd century.

[OtisT]

I hope they have pictures in the 22nd century. I want to see the future of distillation apparatus. Do they mash differently in the future too?

Welcome to HD.

[stillanoob]

While I am perfectly happy stilling with 19 century technology I am looking forward to a glimpse of the future! Start another thread and share.

[jonnys_spirit]

Welcome to HD! Distillation may have started as early as 2000 BC. We’ve been waiting a while for some improvements looking forward to reviewing The 101 Still For Dummies! Hoping it includes detailed instructions

Cheers,
Jonny

[LWTCS]

With respect to optimizing separation, Big Oil has had all the secrets for quite a while now.

Still room for sensory awareness advancements however.

[Saltbush Bill]

I got an airstill
Still in the box ,never been used
Bring it out says I
Actually read the manual
Hey presto
Whiskey

Wow that easy hey?
I'm sure there will be a heap of folk wanting to know your secrets.