Jokes

[cranky]

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That's funny Odin but it's incorrect. Here is a picture of his actual headstone

[stillanoob]

Ahahaha! That's even better.

[cranky]

Marijuana is legal
Haircut's aren't
It took 50 years but the hippies finally won

[Truckinbutch]

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That's funny Odin but it's incorrect. Here is a picture of his actual headstone
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Crystal Gayle went riding double with me on my palomino stud horse one night at our district fair . She traveled on and the stud is passed on .
I rub the seat of that saddle from time to time and remember days bygone .
I miss being young but I didn't waste those days when I had them .

[Odin]

Amen brother.

[jonnys_spirit]

and hallelujah too!

[heynonny]

[RedwoodHillBilly]

[Bushman]

[Jstroke]

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At the rate people are joining HD lately option 4 seems like it might win, place and show.

[Bushman]

[acfixer69]

Son of a bitch bushy you been tracking me and the bank this week I can't get in my online account and can't go in the bank either. Made me laugh

[TDick]

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Thirty minutes on the phone with the bank yesterday.
Most of it on hold.

[cranky]

In the past I've gotten so frustrated with setting a new password that I just banged my head against the keyboard only to have it accept whatever random characters my face made, then couldn't replicate it no matter how hard I hit it again with my head.

[contrahead]

[heynonny]

[Kareltje]

In the past I've gotten so frustrated with setting a new password that I just banged my head against the keyboard only to have it accept whatever random characters my face made, then couldn't replicate it no matter how hard I hit it again with my head.

Only you could think of such an idea!

[Durhommer]

What's the difference between work and death....sleep

[contrahead]

> In the great days of the British Empire a new commanding officer was sent to a remote African bush outpost to relieve the retiring colonel.
>
> After welcoming his replacement and showing the usual courtesies, gin and tonic, cucumber sandwiches etc, decreed by protocol, the retiring colonel said, "You must meet my Adjutant, Captain Smithers. He's my right-hand man and is really the strength of this entire post. His talent and energy is simply boundless.
>
> Captain Smithers was summoned and introduced to the new CO, who was surprised to meet a hunchback, one-eyed, toothless, hairless, scabbed and pockmarked specimen of humanity, a particularly unattractive man less than three feet tall. "Smithers, old man, tell your new CO about yourself".
>
> "Well, sir, I graduated with honours from Sandhurst, joined the regiment, and won the Military Cross and Bar after three expeditions behind enemy lines.
>
> I've represented Great Britain in equestrian events and won a Silver Medal in the middleweight boxing division of the Olympics. I have researched the history of....."
>
> At which point the colonel interrupted, "Yes, yes, never mind that Smithers, he can find all that in your file.
>
> Tell him about the day you told the witch doctor to piss off.

[DSmith78]

> In the great days of the British Empire a new commanding officer was sent to a remote African bush outpost to relieve the retiring colonel.
>
> After welcoming his replacement and showing the usual courtesies, gin and tonic, cucumber sandwiches etc, decreed by protocol, the retiring colonel said, "You must meet my Adjutant, Captain Smithers. He's my right-hand man and is really the strength of this entire post. His talent and energy is simply boundless.
>
> Captain Smithers was summoned and introduced to the new CO, who was surprised to meet a hunchback, one-eyed, toothless, hairless, scabbed and pockmarked specimen of humanity, a particularly unattractive man less than three feet tall. "Smithers, old man, tell your new CO about yourself".
>
> "Well, sir, I graduated with honours from Sandhurst, joined the regiment, and won the Military Cross and Bar after three expeditions behind enemy lines.
>
> I've represented Great Britain in equestrian events and won a Silver Medal in the middleweight boxing division of the Olympics. I have researched the history of....."
>
> At which point the colonel interrupted, "Yes, yes, never mind that Smithers, he can find all that in your file.
>
> Tell him about the day you told the witch doctor to piss off.

[TDick]

Fishing + Alcohol = Comedy?

[thecroweater]

[stillanoob]

TPB for the win!

[heynonny]

[Bushman]

[goinbroke2]

Stupidest little things makes the wife mad...

I saw that announcement saying that dolphins are second to man in intelligence, I looked at the wife and said

"I guess that puts women in 3rd then huh?

Hasn't talked to me all day.



I kind of like it



swelling should go down soon

[Bushman]

Stupidest little things makes the wife mad...

I saw that announcement saying that dolphins are second to man in intelligence, I looked at the wife and said

"I guess that puts women in 3rd then huh?

Hasn't talked to me all day.



I kind of like it



swelling should go down soon

I am guessing what’s swollen isn’t below the waist

[Odin]

A very tiny joke:

https://istillblog.com/2020/06/14/a-ver ... nday-joke/

Regards, Odin.

[TDick]

[Bushman]