olddog is a legend

[LWTCS]

A larger than life, roughest, toughest, rootinest, tootinest stilling legend and coppersmithing dynamo.

He can drink more, shoot straighter and still likker like no other,,,,,,,can......Thats right.

I'd tell ya more about him, but he's quite private and a terrible temper. He's likely to tear a phone book in half when riled.

[olddog]

Not true, just an old retired guy who likes working with copper between waiting for ferments to finish.

[kiwistiller]

Jimmy dean wrote a song about him:

Every morning at the mine, you could see him arrive.
He stood 6 foot 6, weighed 245.
Kind of broad at the shoulders, narrow at the hip.
And everybody knew you didn't give no lip to Old Dog.

[LWTCS]

Jimmy dean wrote a song about him:

Jimmy dean wrote:
Every morning at the mine, you could see him arrive.
He stood 6 foot 6, weighed 245.
Kind of broad at the shoulders, narrow at the hip.
And everybody knew you didn't give no lip to Old Dog.

Thats right thats right. I heard that very same thing,,,,,,,,awhile back.

And rumor has it, that others know more about the "legend of olddog" (back ground music here).

[olddog]

I think you guys are sippin too much white dog.

[LWTCS]

Thats right thats right.
And rumor has it that the "olddog" has an extraordinary ability to size up folks by merely,,,,,,,,,tasting their likker,,,,,,,,or,,,,,,,,,,,hmmmm. Give me a minute with this legendary,,,,,,,,,,factoid.


Or.................next please.

[Dnderhead]

Their sniffing vapors from the still,
making white dog if you will,
they say that is better than any damn pill.
Though it will make you loose your will
I keep on using this damned still.

[kiwistiller]

I heard that olddog can slam a revolving door, doesn't sleep, can lead a horse to water AND make it drink, doesn't blink, invented fire, the internet, and water, and can kill two stones with one bird.

[LWTCS]

My dearest apologies for taking so long to get back to the matter at hand.

I was authenticating yet another rumor/tall tail about the olddog........

But let me first congradulate Dunder for his poetic prowess. Whoa, you are like a Hemingwayesk likker makin poetic,,,,,,,,,,feller,,,,,guy

So,,,, I have been able to tentatively, semi-confirm that olddog actually may not have any hands (or arms). He (so I am told) only has little flipper hands.

BUT,,,,,, he does have a multi-articulating big toe (on each foot) that allows him to grip and manipulate his cobbling tools.

Thats right Gents,,,,,,,olddog has manufactured your genuine "olddog" hardware with his feet.

Man those parrots are worth the mint by now.

[LWTCS]

I have heard that at Halloween time, olddog scoffs at Koji when even considering making some rice wiskey.

@ Halloween time, it is rumored that olddog uses this to produce yeast for his classic Halloween spirits.

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How does he do it?



P.S. clearly this is a hoax. Happy halloween to all.

[regulardaddy]

I once saw him kill a man with a sock full of party snaps... It was horrible

[LWTCS]

It was horrible

Must have been a sight to see, what with those little flipper hands whaling away on that poor devil with them party snaps like that.

Must have required legendary stamina.

[Fester]

I personally met olddog one time at a train station in Venezuela. The town mayor was presenting him with the National Metal of Heroism for saving some babies from a burrning building, for stopping organized crime in the whole country and for discovering a cure for everything.
One heck of a guy.
(Never did find out how he started that fire.)

[HookLine]

Enough games. Now back to stilling work, you lazy serf bastards, or I'll set the hounds on you, and let OD wield the foreman's whip for a month.

[Hint, hint.]

[LWTCS]

Enough games.

Does that mean your are pulling the plug on this "legendary" thread about the legend of "olddog"?

[HookLine]

Yup.

[blanikdog]

That's a good move, Hook. I've done all those things - plus a few more - and they weren't all that exciting anyway.

blanik

[kiwistiller]

well, Blanikdog is definitely a legend, goes without saying...

Just kidding around, Olddog, I hope we didn't cause any offense.

[Fester]

blanik, you are your very own thread.
your roast/toast is coming.
olddog and his slightly charred babies and near superhuman skills cannot compare to the lies, I mean accolades, we are going to tell about you.

Fester

[blanikdog]

[MuleKicker]

why would you guys roast olddog? what did he ever do to you all? you guys are just plain sick. sick.

[LWTCS]

why would you guys roast olddog? what did he ever do to you all? you guys are just plain sick. sick.

Roast???? I beg (please please please) to differ (just a little).

Old dog is in fact a stilling legend and a copper smithing legend.

And on a more sincere note,,,,, a first rate, like minded brother.

And btw Hook, thanks for sticking up for olddog. Nothing but the best intensions were intended.

All in good fun.

I really can't defend against the sick part......oh what to do?

[MuleKicker]

I really can't defend against the sick part......oh what to do?[/quote]


your funny

[HookLine]

And btw Hook, thanks for sticking up for olddog. Nothing but the best intensions were intended.

All in good fun.

Understand. No big deal, just making sure it did not become one.

Thanks for the opportunity to call some people 'lazy serf bastards'. It's been a lifelong desire of mine. Gives me the delusion of aristocratic superiority. (And a delusion is all it will ever be. )

[blanikdog]

blanik, you are your very own thread.
your roast/toast is coming.
olddog and his slightly charred babies and near superhuman skills cannot compare to the lies, I mean accolades, we are going to tell about you.

Fester

Careful there, fester. I just happen to be a famous shiner these days.

blanik

[LWTCS]

I just happen to be a famous shiner these days.

I have heard that also.

Could it be true?

The two dogs teaming up to take over the....................

[goinbroke2]

I heard he stared at the sun so hard...it blinked......jus sayin'.....

[big worm]

blanik, you are your very own thread.
your roast/toast is coming.
olddog and his slightly charred babies and near superhuman skills cannot compare to the lies, I mean accolades, we are going to tell about you.

Fester

Careful there, fester. I just happen to be a famous shiner these days.

blanik

fester just don't know the sweating in yer undies, spiders in yer hooch ol hipster you are blank bbbllllaaaaannnnnnkkkkkk