the economy

[scotty]

>
> Just some good comments about the economy.
>

>
> The economy's so bad that:
>
> I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

>
> I ordered a burger at McDonalds & the kid behind the counter asked,

"Can
>
> you afford fries with that?"

>
> CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
>
> If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call
> them
> & ask if they meant you or them.
>
> Hot Wheels & Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
>
> McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
>
> Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies & learned their

children's
> names.
>
> A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
>
> Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
>
> Motel 6 won't leave the light on anymore.
>
> The Mafia is laying off judges.
>
> Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
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