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a pig that good you wouldn't eat all at once
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a pig that good you wouldn't eat all at once
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Re: a pig that good you wouldn't eat all at once
What a ham! 
sorry....
sorry....
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Re: a pig that good you wouldn't eat all at once
I know the story of (you wouldn't want to eat a pig like that all at once). BUt, have you ever heard this one?:
Guy moves in next to a farmer. Everyday..he sees the farmer carry a pig in his arms up to an apple tree. He holds the pig up while the pig eats apples off the tree.
After a while...the guy goes over to meet the farmer. He says...I see you every day..carry that pig up to the apple tree. He says...don't you think it would save time if you carried the apples to the pig?? The farmer says....."well whats time to a pig"??
Guy moves in next to a farmer. Everyday..he sees the farmer carry a pig in his arms up to an apple tree. He holds the pig up while the pig eats apples off the tree.
After a while...the guy goes over to meet the farmer. He says...I see you every day..carry that pig up to the apple tree. He says...don't you think it would save time if you carried the apples to the pig?? The farmer says....."well whats time to a pig"??