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Just thought this was funny. Looks like something you could fit in your backpack. Just picturing it on Man vs. Wild.
When you absolutely need a shot and the end of the day of eating twigs and berries :moresarcasm:

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Wow some people really shouldn't think. Let alone build crap and sell it to unsuspecting people.
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Prairiepiss wrote:Wow some people really shouldn't think. Let alone build crap and sell it to unsuspecting people.
Amen!!!
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Another gimmick, it wouldn't surprise me with all the ignorant people we have walking around here these days, I scanned through his feed back and I hadn't read that anyone commented on one they have bought.
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By the way, E3 stands for EMERGENCY ETHANOL EXTRACTOR ... because you don't have a drinking problem unless you can't get a drink.
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Prairiepiss wrote:Wow some people really shouldn't think. Let alone build crap and sell it to unsuspecting people.
What leads you to believe that any thought actually went into this monstrosity?
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skydivemd wrote:
Prairiepiss wrote:Wow some people really shouldn't think. Let alone build crap and sell it to unsuspecting people.
What leads you to believe that any thought actually went into this monstrosity?
We already know it wasn't any good thought. :lol:
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I'm thinking someone is thinking how they can make money from a pile of scrap without recycling it.
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Gotta love free enterprise and its corollary, buyer beware.
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WOW guys, just because it don't work it is still kinda cute, be pretty cool to be somewhere on a high Olympic Mt peak on a long hike with a few good buds and whip out you pack still and say who wants a drink, be funny as hell if nothing else. :clap:
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And as you whip out your pocket rocket survival still, you then say, who brought the mash?
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lets see,,the world has just blew up,,you are on the run,your so hungry that the stray dog is starting to attract your attention.and the first thing you thank of is starting a ferment and distilling :?
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Wait for it . . . wait for it

Soon to be the pocket mash kit

I'll be rich I tell you RICH!!!!

A bag of Corn Nuts and a zip Lock baggie !!!

OMG I can't wait for big bucks to start rolling in :clap: :clap: :crazy: :clap:

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You could make tens of dollars with that
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:clap: now that's funny coyote
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Coyote wrote:Wait for it . . . wait for it

Soon to be the pocket mash kit

I'll be rich I tell you RICH!!!!

A bag of Corn Nuts and a zip Lock baggie !!!

OMG I can't wait for big bucks to start rolling in :clap: :clap: :crazy: :clap:

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Where's your malt? Oh wait if that guy can sell that still thingymabob. Who cares if the pocket mash will work. :lol:

Yes tens of dollars. Sell it for a dollar two ninety eight.
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Throw in a couple of Maltesers into that zip lock baggie of Corn Nuts; you know, for the conversion :wink:
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Corn nuts and Mentos ?????????????????????????

Just add some Coke and seal her up!

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Diet coke. :lol:
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This leads to very weird and off-color commentary...

So, you got some fermentables in your pocket, or just happy to see me?!?

I knew nothing good would come of this and see there - nothing good :)
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Unless it's in the back pocket, then run, he's got a bomb!
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