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Sarcastic ways to say "No shit"
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 4:30 pm
by Witches_Brew
Since we are all from different parts of the world, I'm sure we've all come across some sarcastic, funny, and memorable ways to say "of course", "Duh" , "No shit" etc.
Amongst my crowd, when someone asks a stupid question you'll generally get a response along the lines of - "Does the Pope wear little red shoes?" Or "Is a pig's pussy pork?"....
What're some other funny ones?
Re: Sarcastic ways to say "No shit"
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 5:25 pm
by swampdog 2
does a fat baby fart
Re: Sarcastic ways to say "No shit"
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 5:31 pm
by shadylane
No shit Sherlock
The hell you say
If you say so
Even the village idiot knew that
Your shitting me
well I'll be damned
That dingier that a shit ditch rat
Re: Sarcastic ways to say "No shit"
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 5:44 pm
by Bigbob
A friend at work says... You have some really good things to say, they just don't work for me!
Re: Sarcastic ways to say "No shit"
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 6:12 pm
by MoonBreath
3 of em ..
Really? ..You're shittn me .
Thanks for telln me, I'm just a dumb-ass.
Tell me something I don't know.
Re: Sarcastic ways to say "No shit"
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 8:21 pm
by DAD300
- REALLY?
- Capt Obvious.jpg (5.91 KiB) Viewed 9366 times
Re: Sarcastic ways to say "No shit"
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 10:07 pm
by Tokoroa_Shiner
No shit Sherlock.
Re: Sarcastic ways to say "No shit"
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 10:35 pm
by T-Pee
A simple
works for me.
tp
Re: Sarcastic ways to say "No shit"
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 11:08 pm
by moosemilk
Really, EH
Re: Sarcastic ways to say "No shit"
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 12:31 am
by googe
That's an Aussie saying tok
.
"arnt you the smart one"
"no flies on you"
"you realize you are a dickhead"
"give yourself an uppercut"
Re: Sarcastic ways to say "No shit"
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 2:35 am
by thecroweater
Come in spinner
And you figured all this out by yourself
Well bully for you
Re: Sarcastic ways to say "No shit"
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 4:00 am
by Danespirit
Can't hide anything from you..
Re: Sarcastic ways to say "No shit"
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 5:17 am
by Warrior Chief
Depends on the mood and the topic at hand. A typical "dumbass" usually works for most situations.
Re: Sarcastic ways to say "No shit"
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 5:21 am
by heartcut
Nothing gets past you
Re: Sarcastic ways to say "No shit"
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 6:57 am
by pfshine
What? OK go get me coffee and sit in the corner.
Re: Sarcastic ways to say "No shit"
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 7:03 am
by bentstick
TADA! or
Re: Sarcastic ways to say "No shit"
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 7:28 am
by phillmystill
That's very interesting (accompanied with a yawn).
Re: Sarcastic ways to say "No shit"
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 7:30 am
by Spooled
I'm sure you're right honey......
Re: Sarcastic ways to say "No shit"
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 7:32 am
by phillmystill
googe wrote:
"you realize you are a dickhead"
"give yourself an uppercut"
The Aussies really have a way with words.
Re: Sarcastic ways to say "No shit"
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 7:43 am
by bellybuster
what I often tell my teen daughter, not "no shit" but a gooder just the same
"talk with your mouth closed"
Re: Sarcastic ways to say "No shit"
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 8:14 am
by rad14701
"Well I'll be dipped in shit...!!!"
Re: Sarcastic ways to say "No shit"
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 8:19 am
by dieselduo
well I'll be a suck egg mule
Re: Sarcastic ways to say "No shit"
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 8:31 am
by Jimbo
Ya think?
Re: Sarcastic ways to say "No shit"
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 8:51 am
by FullySilenced
Really? hmmmmm....
Re: Sarcastic ways to say "No shit"
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 10:22 am
by SassyFrass
got a firm grasp of the obvious, ain't ya?
Sharp as a bowling ball...
Did you figger that out all by yourself, or did somebody help ya?
Sarcasm is one of my super powers...(according to my sarcastic daughter).
Re: Sarcastic ways to say "No shit"
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 7:08 pm
by Bigbob
One of my favorites: what are you, new?
Re: Sarcastic ways to say "No shit"
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 7:15 pm
by firewater69
rad14701 wrote:"Well I'll be dipped in shit...!!!"
I use that one all the time! My favorite.
Re: Sarcastic ways to say "No shit"
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 7:30 pm
by Rng4
Thank you captain obvious
Re: Sarcastic ways to say "No shit"
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 7:43 pm
by cob
firewater69 wrote:rad14701 wrote:"Well I'll be dipped in shit...!!!"
I use that one all the time! My favorite.
I have always used that phrase with "double dipped in shit"
Re: Sarcastic ways to say "No shit"
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 8:16 pm
by W Pappy
Son I declare dem motor skills you got gone skipped a gear or 2.