Sarcastic ways to say "No shit"

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Sarcastic ways to say "No shit"

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Since we are all from different parts of the world, I'm sure we've all come across some sarcastic, funny, and memorable ways to say "of course", "Duh" , "No shit" etc.

Amongst my crowd, when someone asks a stupid question you'll generally get a response along the lines of - "Does the Pope wear little red shoes?" Or "Is a pig's pussy pork?"....

What're some other funny ones?
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does a fat baby fart :!:
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No shit Sherlock
The hell you say
If you say so
Even the village idiot knew that
Your shitting me
well I'll be damned
That dingier that a shit ditch rat
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A friend at work says... You have some really good things to say, they just don't work for me!
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3 of em ..

Really? ..You're shittn me .
Thanks for telln me, I'm just a dumb-ass.
Tell me something I don't know. :lolno:
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REALLY?
REALLY?
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No shit Sherlock.
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A simple Image works for me.

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Really, EH
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That's an Aussie saying tok :P.

"arnt you the smart one"
"no flies on you"
"you realize you are a dickhead"
"give yourself an uppercut"
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Come in spinner
And you figured all this out by yourself
Well bully for you
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Can't hide anything from you..
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Depends on the mood and the topic at hand. A typical "dumbass" usually works for most situations.
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What? OK go get me coffee and sit in the corner.
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TADA! or :silent: :wtf:
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That's very interesting (accompanied with a yawn). :lol:
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I'm sure you're right honey......
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googe wrote: "you realize you are a dickhead"
"give yourself an uppercut"
:lol:

The Aussies really have a way with words. :)
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what I often tell my teen daughter, not "no shit" but a gooder just the same
"talk with your mouth closed"
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"Well I'll be dipped in shit...!!!"
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well I'll be a suck egg mule
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Ya think?
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Really? hmmmmm....
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got a firm grasp of the obvious, ain't ya?
Sharp as a bowling ball...
Did you figger that out all by yourself, or did somebody help ya?

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One of my favorites: what are you, new?
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rad14701 wrote:"Well I'll be dipped in shit...!!!"
I use that one all the time! My favorite.
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Thank you captain obvious
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firewater69 wrote:
rad14701 wrote:"Well I'll be dipped in shit...!!!"
I use that one all the time! My favorite.
I have always used that phrase with "double dipped in shit"
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