I just about shit!!!!!

[Godstilla]

The other day when cops were coming to talk about my car being stolen; I put a few things in the garage that I didn't want them to see.
A carboy for one. Well I went out to get it and there were leaves on the bottom, a little water in it and a big leaf in it. So I brought it in
and dumped the water in the sink. I about shit. It wasn't a leaf. It was a goddamn mouse. So this fucking thing was laying
dead in the sink. What a rude awaking that was!!! LOL

[Ayay]

Sorry to hear about the car. Cops told you it's your fault? The courts letting kids/crooks/thieves get away with it is a hidden tax on society so putting on a steering lock or an immobiliser is tax avoidance!

Looks like you found a better mouse trap