If you've ever....you might be a Stiller

[LWTCS]

If ya ever traded with the feller at the supply house sales counter for some 2" odds and ends.......ya might be a.........

[NcHooch]

If you ever bought a big mess of electric water heater repair parts , and you have a NG hot water heater, you might be a shinner.

[NcHooch]

If you've ever been asked, "honey, is that a mason jar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" ...you might be a shinner

[HolyBear]

If you've ever been asked, "honey, is that a mason jar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" ...you might be a shinner

Thas a funny one right there, I don care who ya are, thas a funny one...

[thecroweater]

1/ Ifen ya getting ya gas bottle filled every week but using ya BBQ once a yr ya might be a stiller
2/ Thinkin ya should fill ya bottle at multiple service stations to save on bodgy excuses then just maybe ya might be a stiller
3/ walkin out the one horse town grocery shop with ya weeks supply of sugar and yeast and the redneck checkout chick winks and says and no flour eh (busted), No doubt about it your a stiller

[NcHooch]

walkin out the one horse town grocery shop with ya weeks supply of sugar and yeast and the redneck checkout chick winks and says and no flour eh (busted), No doubt about it your a stiller

lol, you be careful crow, she might follow ya home

[thecroweater]

walkin out the one horse town grocery shop with ya weeks supply of sugar and yeast and the redneck checkout chick winks and says and no flour eh (busted), No doubt about it your a stiller

lol, you be careful crow, she might follow ya home

Bah ha ha so ya guessed that wasn't a hypothetical then lol , bit young for me but reckon she'd be able show me a thing or to bout mashin and cuts . Heard er say she likes cats cause their skins make nice hats , Ifen she was older she'd be a keeper

[GuyFawkes]

when you feel like you have to use the automated checkout machines at the grocery when buying sugar so the cashier doesnt judge you .... you might be

when you know the chemical composure of ETOH like a chemist, but couldnt pass a high school chemistry class..... you might be

when you can smell heads off commercial spirits.... you might be

when most of the pots you own have holes in them.... you might be

when you own more water heater controllers than water heaters..... you might be

when you overhear someone talking about hangovers, and you want to explain methanol, pectins, and congeners to them more than anything..... you might be

[ipee7ABV]

if you ever driven by a landfill/oil refinery and saw that big flame and wondered how you were going to get you still up there........... you might be a stiller.

[MDH]

I kid you all not, I did a double take yesterday when my friend mentioned the name of Ben Stiller.

Jesus, this is really getting to me...

[johnny108]

If you ever settled down to a delivery pizza dinner, because the stovetop is "busy"....you might be...

[BareKnuckles]

If your 11 year old son has to run your still because daddy has to go get the gas filled (because his dumb ass forgot) ya might be a stiller... If said 11 year old's momma doesn't mind that he knows how to run a still at 11, you might be a redneck stiller...

[RevSpaminator]

When your wife starts talking about canning and you start to worry about your supply of mason jars (even though you have 20+ cases), you might be..

When you drive down the road and see all the blackberries that won't get picked and start wondering how much sugar is in those things, you might be..

[UnseatedPanic]

When your boss at work says to just throw away the scrap pieces of copper and you tell the guy picking it up to toss it over the can into your truck... you might be a stiller...

[HolyBear]

Ifn yer samplin spoon looks somethin like this...ya might be a stiller...

[LWTCS]

When yer 10 yr old (girl) can promptly segway the discussion from evaporation to "Mass transfer" during 5th grade science,,,,,,,,Ya might be.

[thecroweater]

When yer 10 yr old (girl) can promptly segway the discussion from evaporation to "Mass transfer" during 5th grade science,,,,,,,,Ya might be.

I got an 8 yr old boy that knows where to rest the mash , the girl is 5 so she can't read the digital thermometer properly yet but she knows how to agitate without scorching (true story) so yeah.... I might be a shiner

[HolyBear]

Ifn ya hope to pass on tha stillin tradition to yer kids... ya might be...

[pistachio_nut]

If the people at the homebrew shop don't look you in the eye anymore...

If your wife doesn't bother putting sugar on the grocery list 'cause she knows where some probably is...

If you feel like a chump every time you buy something from the state Liquor Store...

If you have a selection of fine crystal decanters, all of em full of the same thing...

If you bought one of those $100 bottles of Skull vodka and ran it through with your last batch of neutral...

[BareKnuckles]

If you have ever been pulled over by the fuzz for speeding or whatever and had a few groceries and 200 pounds of sugar in the back..... He asks what the sugar is for any you blurt out " I'm baking cakes!!"... I really don't look like the type of dude to be baking very many cakes...

[RevSpaminator]

...already thought up an answer to the police asking "Whats with all the sugar?"....

[BareKnuckles]

...already thought up an answer to the police asking "Whats with all the sugar?"....

Do tell...

[HolyBear]

If you ever, used fly strips around the door to yer stillin room instead of hippy beads,.... you might be a stiller...

[NcHooch]

If'n you got a stack of perfectly air dried white oak in the yard but you never have a far, you might be a shinner

[UnseatedPanic]

If YOU've ever had a dinner party with a new set of friends and before you let them come over you do a background check on them to see if anyone they know works for the ATF..... you might be a stiller

[Pyewacket]

When you are at the checkout counter with your wife at Home Depot...the cashier comments about the expensive copper fittings that you are purchasing...your normally very honest wife instinctively fabricates a very detailed lie about the turn of the century Victorian home that you are remodeling, and you yourself almost believe her...

[LWTCS]

your normally very honest wife instinctively fabricates a very detailed lie about the turn of the century Victorian home that you are remodeling, and you yourself almost believe her...

Tellin ya gents,,,gotta watch them females like a hawk......they are some shifty creatures with the way them stories can roll out like hot whipped butter.....Prolly got even got tired for a split second as you yourself were wondering how you were going to muster enough energy for all that there remodeling aye?

[NcHooch]

your normally very honest wife instinctively fabricates a very detailed lie about the turn of the century Victorian home that you are remodeling, and you yourself almost believe her...

Tellin ya gents,,,gotta watch them females like a hawk......they are some shifty creatures with the way them stories can roll out like hot whipped butter.....Prolly got even got tired for a split second as you yourself were wondering how you were going to muster enough energy for all that there remodeling aye?

LOL

[Pyewacket]

Prolly got even got tired for a split second as you yourself were wondering how you were going to muster enough energy for all that there remodeling aye?

Yes sir, I should have told her..."well I better buy some more tools while we're here..."

[pistachio_nut]

your normally very honest wife instinctively fabricates a very detailed lie about the turn of the century Victorian home that you are remodeling, and you yourself almost believe her...

Tellin ya gents,,,gotta watch them females like a hawk......they are some shifty creatures with the way them stories can roll out like hot whipped butter.....Prolly got even got tired for a split second as you yourself were wondering how you were going to muster enough energy for all that there remodeling aye?

CIGAW