Do you have a weird neighbor ?

[googe]

One neighbor is a drunk and the other is a whinging old woman, I'm always bashing something in the shed and if its hot I regularly skinny dip and walk around the yard drip drying, who's worse I don't know.

[Brendan]

One neighbor is a drunk and the other is a whinging old woman, I'm always bashing something in the shed and if its hot I regularly skinny dip and walk around the yard drip drying, who's worse I don't know.

Haha, we'll have to get your neighbours on this thread by the sounds of it Googe

[ga flatwoods]

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[shadylane]

I wouldn't say my nearest neighbor is weird. Well maybe a little bit eccentric.
But we get along. We watch out for each other and ignore or deny any victimless crime's that happen.
Shatting in the yard would be considered weird in my neck of the woods.
An out house may be cold during the winter.
But during the summer when the red wasps have built nests under the outhouse seat,
Now that thought makes you're nut's draw up....

[justsomeguy]

I am the weird neighbor.
I live in a nice subdivision. I hate it.
I piss right out my garage door. During the day.
My driveway smells strangely like corn mash and yeast.
I work on my Harley whenever I damn well please. Its a ridiculously loud monster.
I usually have a few unfinished projects sitting around. Like my torn up garden. Maybe I will do that in the spring.
I listen to music most folks dont like. Loud. In my garage. At 3 am while I am tuning the carb on the scoot.
I ride my bike mostly year round. Unless it is icy.. The problem is I havent been able to find that point on the throttle some folks call halfway.. Mine is on or off. day or night.
I stumble back and forth through my neighbors yard drunk to my friends house.
I throw people I dont know out of the neighborhood. I am big and mean. If you dont belong you can leave. Too many break ins.
I build things using power tools when my neighbor who works nights tries to sleep. She is a bitch. So I exact my revenge when I have time off.

On the bright side I fix the fence around the neighborhood to keep it looking nice. I put up a flag at the entrance to remind everyone its America. I help all my neighbors, except the bitch fix their houses, any time day or night. The wives in the neighborhood call me to get rid of idiots that stumble in or fix broken stuff when their husbands are deployed. (not in a bad way) I mow the community lawn to keep the HOA cost down. So at the end of the day I balance it out I guess. But if you dont like it, Move. I cant afford to build my dream garage with house attached at the moment so I aint goin nowhere.

[PhatFil]

wow.. u win!! please dont move.

[ga flatwoods]

Justsomeguy some folks just dont need to live in a subdivision. You are one of them. Reminds me of a friend of mine had an old witch bitch live next door to him. They hated each other. Anytime I was over at his house a drinking, he asked that I pee into his five gallon bucket as he would collect it and throw piss filled balloons onto her deck every night she had done something to him. Believe me when I tell you this, aged human piss is a stinking thing!!!!
Not that I would deliver you a piss bomb but a come to jesus meeting would be top of the order. Cant hsve two badasses in the same hood no way!

[jedneck]

I don't have any weird neighbor. But my neighbers do.

[justsomeguy]

GAFLATWODS, I love that idea. I would use my sump pump and some vinyl tubing though. No little balloon pieces. You're right though I dont belong in a nice neighborhood. I just cant afford my dream garage with house attached yet. And my kids deserve the best so I bought into the best school district. All the places with country living around here are in shitty school districts. So I somewhat compromised. Most of my neighbors love me, mostly cuz I get them drunk and am handy to have around. The ones that dont wont say anything because they see me workin on everyone elses place and figure they may need me one day. The old bag next door called the polie on me so many times for my dog barking (when he was inside with me not barking) that I recorded and played it on a loop for a bit, sent the dog on vacation to my buddies farm. She calls, I say nope I dont even have my dog here. Cops leave, wait a bit and play it again. They fined her for wasting their time filing false reports. I can be an evil crafty bastard. I need to meet your old friend, I think he and I would have fun together.

[ga flatwoods]

I told him of such mischief in jest he was asshole enough to do it! Also like to blow shit up. Never will forget the cigarette timer.

[MadMasher]

The old bag next door called the polie on me so many times for my dog barking (when he was inside with me not barking) that I recorded and played it on a loop for a bit, sent the dog on vacation to my buddies farm. She calls, I say nope I dont even have my dog here. Cops leave, wait a bit and play it again. They fined her for wasting their time filing false reports. I can be an evil crafty bastard.

Hahaha, that's awesome

[MitchyBourbon]

I am the weird neighbor. Boo wahaha!

[Prairiepiss]

I am the weird neighbor.
I live in a nice subdivision. I hate it.
I piss right out my garage door. During the day.
My driveway smells strangely like corn mash and yeast.
I work on my Harley whenever I damn well please. Its a ridiculously loud monster.
I usually have a few unfinished projects sitting around. Like my torn up garden. Maybe I will do that in the spring.
I listen to music most folks dont like. Loud. In my garage. At 3 am while I am tuning the carb on the scoot.
I ride my bike mostly year round. Unless it is icy.. The problem is I havent been able to find that point on the throttle some folks call halfway.. Mine is on or off. day or night.
I stumble back and forth through my neighbors yard drunk to my friends house.
I throw people I dont know out of the neighborhood. I am big and mean. If you dont belong you can leave. Too many break ins.
I build things using power tools when my neighbor who works nights tries to sleep. She is a bitch. So I exact my revenge when I have time off.

On the bright side I fix the fence around the neighborhood to keep it looking nice. I put up a flag at the entrance to remind everyone its America. I help all my neighbors, except the bitch fix their houses, any time day or night. The wives in the neighborhood call me to get rid of idiots that stumble in or fix broken stuff when their husbands are deployed. (not in a bad way) I mow the community lawn to keep the HOA cost down. So at the end of the day I balance it out I guess. But if you dont like it, Move. I cant afford to build my dream garage with house attached at the moment so I aint goin nowhere.

I am so glad your not my neighbor. But you would fit in nicely on my block.

[MadMasher]

No one else had a solar ice melter(AKA black plastic with all my shovels on top to keep it from blowing away) out in there driveway. Did it work? Not at all, but that's not from a crap idea, its because of that weak ass sun.

[justsomeguy]

No one else had a solar ice melter(AKA black plastic with all my shovels on top to keep it from blowing away) out in there driveway. Did it work? Not at all, but that's not from a crap idea, its because of that weak ass sun.

I would blame global cooling... Or is it warming... I cant remember anymore with all these scientific people saying different things.

[thecroweater]

The ex had skin head nazi's move in up the street from her some time back, anyway we's having a party one night and the boys ran in crying and saying how a bunch of them chased them all over town with chains bat, and tomahawks. a bunch of us went down there to let them know they shouldn't threaten kids like that and perhaps it would be better all round if they left the area once they recovered. Those guys were a bit weird but they left