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Tater I sure saw my share of that in my 33 years in my profession.
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This is for all our members that English is a second language.
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I liked the one about the bull but I have never seen one with his balls in that position!

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Wrote this and forgot to hit 'submit'.
Bugger.

A relation out driving found a sheep.
Found Himalayan in the road.
Obviously freshly (ha, ha) killed,
so they threw him in the boot (trunk for you Americans),
took him home and dressed him.
Lamb chops!

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If you enjoyed, as I did, the little poem
about the English language;
have you read "THE CHAOS"?

Available on the internet.

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A big thank you to tater and all the others.

My son had a pizza night at home last night.
I made the dough and rolled it into balls and flattened them a bit,
then the guests rolled it out and chose their own fillings.
He has a brick pizza oven he made and everyone had a great time.
They had asked some people his wife had worked with
and we all knew but who hadn't been there before.

So I printed twenty of the best (and most appropriate for a mixed gathering
which included a couple of pre-teens) on A4 sheets and spread them around the table.
A table about eleven feet by four feet six my son made...

And the jokes went down really well.

Thanks again.

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And just to be different, there was no alcohol.
Along with some who had been there before was an Islamic family who of course do not take alcohol.

We had a drop before they arrived and after they left...

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We went on a cruise and they had replaced maybe hundreds of mattresses.
The (very) used ones were piled up on the wharf and if you had seen them you would have thought of turning back.
The stains were shocking.

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The life span of a cruise ship mattress would be pretty short I'd think............Reckon those mattresses could tell a story or two Geoff :shock: :lol: :lol:
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Here's one for our Aussie members.
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Uncle Jesse wrote: ↑Tue Aug 23, 2022 10:51 am Here's one for our Aussie members.
Clearly an Angels fan.

The correct answer of course (in case you ever get that call) should have been:
"No way get F........., F..... off!
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CoogeeBoy wrote: ↑Wed Aug 24, 2022 2:59 pm
Uncle Jesse wrote: ↑Tue Aug 23, 2022 10:51 am Here's one for our Aussie members.
Clearly an Angels fan.

The correct answer of course (in case you ever get that call) should have been:
"No way get F........., F..... off!
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It's a long way to the shop if ya want a sausage roll..... try sing that in the aussie way
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