A Comedy of Errors

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A Comedy of Errors

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This is related to distilling only insofar as it involved mashing barley. The target was a drinkable beer, not a distillers beer. Others may look upon my errors and learn from them, but mostly this should just provide some amusement... and a sense of when to give up.

I've recently rebuilt my brewery into a 2 vessel kettle BIAB RIMS system. And even more recently rebuilt my controller so I could finally use it. So for it's inaugaral run I decided (completely sensibly IMO) to brew a beer that I've never brewed before.

Enter Belgian Golden (A Belgian Pale Ale). Which called for Pale Ale, Munich and Carapils. I didn't have the latter, or any of the suggested substitutes and I'm trying to use up some of my malts so the idea was to go with what I'd got. So instead of 400g of Carapils, I used 300g of Carared and an extra 100g of Munich. And instead of the 90g of East Kent Goldings, I used 90g of a 50/50 (almost) mix of Hallertau and Goldings (Because I didn't have enough Goldings on hand). Notice, good reader, the "errors" starting to accumulate. I worked out my water volume, loaded the brewery and fired it up. While the water heated up, I ground the grains (less finely than last time, which had gotten well and truely stuck), mixed in a generous handful of rice hulls and as I hit temperature, mashed in. After about 5 mins it was clear that there was still too much flour and that the mash was getting stuck. Flow rates were dropping and the controller (which doesn't yet have a view of the flow rate) was starting to push the temperature too high. I grabbed some more rice hulls, mixed them in and things seemed to settle down.

At this point I was feeling pretty good about things, except that I had decided to start this while the in-laws were visiting and they had taken the sprogs out for the afternoon... but now they were all back, and my attention was somewhat split. Still, I mashed out, turned off the pump so that the wort drained into the boil kettle, and started heating, all while maintaining a polite conversation with the in-laws. I sterilised a fermenting bucket and while empyting it back out, dropped it and broke the rim so had to sterilise another.

At some point I noticed the strong smell of boiling wort and walked to the shed to find a boil-over in progress. Sticky wort running down the side of the kettle and a small (not so small actually) puddle on the floor. I quickly turned down the heat to a simmer, decided that I'd not lost too much and started the timer. My hops additions went in fine. I finished the boil, cooled the wort and drained it into a fermenting bucket. And as I walked the bucket back to the house, I thought to myself that it seemed a little empty. I was expecting to get about 20L in the fermenter, but my 32L bucket looked to be at best 1/3rd full. No matter, I took my SG (I forgot to mesure pre-boil gravity) and noted that it was higher than my target (1.057 versus 1.053 targetted). No matter, struggle on anyway. I pitched my yeast and went to bed. The following day I cleaned up the brewery and collected the last of the wort that had drained out overnight. This seemed a little more bitter than expected. More so considering that it was unfermented wort. Taking into account that the boil-over seemed to have dumped several litres of wort on the floor of my shed, my hop additions were far too much as they were for the full recipe.

It's OK I think. I'll do a mini-mash, boil without the hops and add the resulting wort to the fermenter to dial down the bitterness. This time I drop the carared given the darkness of the existing beer (it's not a pale ale by any definition) and go with just Pale Ale and Munich. I grind by hand with the corn mill, mash in in a BIAB in a BOP and I get 1.047 pre-boil. After 75 minutes of the 90 minute boil I'm already at 1.060 so I stop and cool it down. Most of the gunk has collected so I use the auto-siphon to transfer the clear wort from my mini-mash into the fermenter. The auto-siphon has a bottling wand on the end of it with a spring valve. When transferring large quantities I tend to remove it to get a higher flow rate. I pull it off while holding the auto-siphon upright and manage to drop the spring and the valve into the fermenter. And there they will stay for the next 2 weeks until I rack it off for bottling!

Now I just need to see if the packet of Nottingham yeast I pitched is actually viable, because I've got no activity yet. A packet of US -05 is on standby.

And next time, I need to start in the morning and not try and do anything else at the same time. It remains to be seen how much beer I've actually got, and how drinkable it is. If it ferments to as dry as the recipe suggests, then it's already going to be stronger than planned. I'll find out in a few weeks.

The amazing thing is that I managed all this while stone-cold sober. Imagine the chaos I could sow if I'd decided to have a drink while I brewed! :crazy:
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Re: A Comedy of Errors

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Thank you for the humor. Yeast wants to make beer and even with the substitutions it sounds good to me. Seems a lot of pale ales now days are closer to an IPA, so it may even be in style.
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I've had those days 😆
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Sometimes brew day is easy; sometimes chaos.

I've boiled over, run out of propane, had stuck mashes, boiled too long, boiled too short, made messes. One time I had such a vigorous stout fermentation that my airlock exploded, and there's a really obvious splatter pattern on the ceiling to remind me.

The worst was not that long ago. My propane regulator got stuck, and somehow created a blowback in the venturi on my burner. The end of the supply hose melted off, and suddenly I'm watching a four foot hose from the propane tank flopping back and forth, scorching grass and threatening my adjacent garage. I couldn't find another regulator in my small town, and while waiting for one from an online supplier the batch turned into a cesspool and was ruined.
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Great tale, Normandie.

Not to hijack your topic, but to build on it in the spirit of laughter, I have a brewing story that I'll share.

Back in October of '99 I had been all grain brewing for about 3 years. I had built an AG system with a 3-tier rack, 3 burners, and 3 15.5 gal modified kegs: HLT, Mash Tun, Boiler. It was a gravity fed system and had worked well for 20+ brews so far. I decided to try making an English Old Ale something like a JW Lees Harvest Ale. I came up with a recipe for 5.25 gallons:
  • 27.5 lb Maris Otter
  • 16 oz Lyle's Golden Syrup
  • 0.75 lb British Crystal 60
  • 5 oz EKG hops (2 @ 60 min, 1 @ 15 min, 1 @ knockout, 1 Dry)
  • 1084 Irish Ale yeast
  • Mash @ 150F
  • Target OG 1.120 (planned to boil for many hours to achieve this)
I sent an email to the head brewer (Reese Jones at the time) at JW Lees asking him to critique my recipe (while lavishing praise on his beer to entice him to answer). To my surprise, he did! He told me to lose the Lyle's Golden Syrup and just use the Maris Otter and Crystal, and that the hop schedule was good. He would not say anything about the yeast they used, but said 1084 should work fine.

All good, right?

So I begin making plans to brew this beer when a fellow club member (Bob, a new brewer wanting to learn AG) said he'd like to help out - he'd pay for the ingredients and help me and split the batch with me. No problem ... I'll just double the recipe and do a 10 gallon batch. I had done a few 10 gallon batches before with no problems, so this should work fine. So we got started about 10am Sunday.

BUT ... I had never brewed a 10 gallon batch of a very strong beer. It turns out that 56.5 lbs grain and 14 gal water (very thick mash) WILL NOT FIT in a 15.5 gal keg mash tun (needs about 20 gal). Of course, I didn't figure that out until I actually started the mash. We had to break out a cooler and put the overflow mash in that. Good to go now ... after sparging I can add the cooler mash to the tun and sparge that.

30 minutes to dough in, 3 hours conversion. Began sparging, collected 6 gallons

BUT ... STUCK SPARGE. The weight of grain / thickness of mash must have compacted the bed too much.
Removed a big portion of the mash, added 4 gal 200F water, was able to sparge and collect 14 gal @ 1.085.

Began heating the wort while cleaning the mash tun so I could sparge the rest of the mash (should get about 6 more gallons).

BUT ... I somehow managed to drop a piece of vinyl tubing in the boiler. I tried and tried to fish it out with a long handled spoon, but to no avail. So I stopped the boil, dropped in a chiller, and cooled it enough so that I could stick my arm in it to fish out the vinyl tube.

I re-started the boil. By this time it was late evening (maybe 8pm) and Bob had to go home. So I kept going until 10pm, then stopped after a long day, planning to finish the next evening after work. No problem.

So I got home from work on Monday and restarted the boil (I had still not added the hops). I got it down to about 13.5 gallons when I planned to add the hops.

BUT ... I ran out of propane just before time to add hops. I ran out and got a refill

I re-started the boil, then got thru the hop schedule, chilling, and pitched yeast at midnight. I'll clean up tomorrow after work (which was another 2-3 hours). I guess I spent about 20 hours making this batch. I probably would have saved time making 2 five gallon batches instead.

The story has a pretty good ending. I intended to name this beer "Harvest Moon Old Ale" and I brewed it on the day of the full moon. However, the full moon in October that year was the Hunter's Moon (the Harvest moon was in September), so the name became "Hunter's Moon Old Ale". The beer turned out to be quite good ... I did hit my target of 1.120, and the FG was about 1.030 ... lots of body and mouthfeel left, very malty, still a bit sweet, lots of raisin-like character. Club members sampled it along with a Thomas Hardy's Ale and a Samichlaus and said my Hunter's Moon Old Ale belonged right there alongside them.

In 2001 this beer was named Best of Show at the AHA's National Homebrew Competition.

I tried to replicate this batch several times and never got it quite right. I sure wish I had some left
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