
No juice June.
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Re: No juice June.
Had 8 sips to do the cuts and blending on my 1.5x rum run. Will have 6 or so to do the same for my Plum brandy today. No great trial - mild craving last night when my lady was taking home made malibu and orange so i had tonic water and bitters as a mock G&T 

Where has all the rum gone? . . .
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Re: No juice June.
So if you both make it are you both shaving your heads and giving each other Brazilians???
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I'd pay good $ to see that lol!!
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Re: No juice June.
hahahaha spit up my cocktail on that one ,,,,,,,,jes ain't right ...
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You'd need a team of sheep shearers to pull that off with me.
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Well I'm glad Sarurday is over and done with, now back on the wagon.
Sure as hell, I ain't letting my mate drip hot wax on my nuts. He did say all he really wanted to do was drip the wax on and see my face, he wasn't all that interested in ripping it off.
I just told him to make sure there are no cockroaches or red back spiders in his hair when he goes to that posh hairdresser. I just want to see his face when he has to fork out $75 for some scissor work.
Rock, that fishing trip will test your resolve. But I know you can do it.
Sure as hell, I ain't letting my mate drip hot wax on my nuts. He did say all he really wanted to do was drip the wax on and see my face, he wasn't all that interested in ripping it off.
I just told him to make sure there are no cockroaches or red back spiders in his hair when he goes to that posh hairdresser. I just want to see his face when he has to fork out $75 for some scissor work.
Rock, that fishing trip will test your resolve. But I know you can do it.
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Oh well, it looks like buddy gets to drip hot wax on my nuts after all.
Nan was diagnosed with dimenture last monday. By friday, aunts and uncle had her bundled up and shipped off interstate today (saturday). I know if my old man was still here she sure as f--k wouldn't be going up there.
I had to go down last night and see her before she left, collect some furniture she had given me.
Got down there and found aunts wanted a "small donation" for her furniture.
I was also told I would get a piece of my grandads hand made furniture (he was good with wood). That didn't eventuate.
So after witnessing the start of a "smash and grab", when I got home last night I had a 2 beers. Like my old mans mate said,"where there's a will, there's vultures". So true.
So, as much as I feel the circumstance warranted a drink, he still wins (unless he stuffed up too)
Nan was diagnosed with dimenture last monday. By friday, aunts and uncle had her bundled up and shipped off interstate today (saturday). I know if my old man was still here she sure as f--k wouldn't be going up there.
I had to go down last night and see her before she left, collect some furniture she had given me.
Got down there and found aunts wanted a "small donation" for her furniture.
I was also told I would get a piece of my grandads hand made furniture (he was good with wood). That didn't eventuate.
So after witnessing the start of a "smash and grab", when I got home last night I had a 2 beers. Like my old mans mate said,"where there's a will, there's vultures". So true.
So, as much as I feel the circumstance warranted a drink, he still wins (unless he stuffed up too)
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Re: No juice June.
Oh man...I'm sorry. People suck huh? I'm surprised you stopped at two.
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Re: No juice June.
Sounds like a strong case for extenuating circumstances. Unless your buddy's dick he should let that one slide. Sorry man.
Where has all the rum gone? . . .
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I could always just not tell him.
But I can't lie straight in bed, he'll pick it.
But I can't lie straight in bed, he'll pick it.
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Ok, jokes over.
Asked my buddy if he had his wax ready. He said "don't worry about it".
So I said "you have obvously got an apppointment at the hairdresser's then..."
Its winter here, and cabin fever is rife. Once I knew I lost the bet, I did think there was no point continuing this silly game, buddy thought the same way.
But then I hear on the radio today talking about "Dry July". This one is a fair dinkum charity (cancer resarch) type deal.
I turned the radio off.
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Asked my buddy if he had his wax ready. He said "don't worry about it".
So I said "you have obvously got an apppointment at the hairdresser's then..."
Its winter here, and cabin fever is rife. Once I knew I lost the bet, I did think there was no point continuing this silly game, buddy thought the same way.
But then I hear on the radio today talking about "Dry July". This one is a fair dinkum charity (cancer resarch) type deal.
I turned the radio off.
How you guys going?
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Re: No juice June.
I'm out camping. And I didn't bring a drop. 

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Re: No juice June.
There, there, its ok. There's always the store 

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