alc meter facing the wrong way! #+!/!$

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alc meter facing the wrong way! #+!/!$

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Is it just me or does everybodys alcometer face the wrong way when trying to read it!?. Drives me nuts! Lol.
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yep, great aint they,

they are also suicidal pyshos, if they get left alone on a workbench without a straight-jacket they can be relied upon to leap off or under something
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They have a mind of their own, that's sure!

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You obviously have a North American alcometer. Meant for North of the equator.

I just happen to have a "South of the Equator" alcometer, we should trade.
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aj2456 wrote:yep, great aint they,

they are also suicidal pyshos, if they get left alone on a workbench without a straight-jacket they can be relied upon to leap off or under something
+1

I broke 5 in one month once....
now it is either in the alcohol, or in my hand, it does not get left alone, and when storing it, it goes into its padded box...

record so far is 3 months on 1 alcoholmeter.....
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Mine always faces away from me as though hiding the truth from me... No matter where I sit it, it faces away from me... Came up with an idea to position one or two pieces of mirror glass behind it but haven't made the device yet... That's how consistently the phenomenon happens...
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rad14701 wrote:Mine always faces away from me as though hiding the truth from me... No matter where I sit it, it faces away from me... Came up with an idea to position one or two pieces of mirror glass behind it but haven't made the device yet... That's how consistently the phenomenon happens...
I have enough trouble reading it without my glasses, can't imagine reading it backward through a mirror! :D
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hydrometer are very aware of any trickery like mirrors and such. They will immediately turn to the exact point where even the mirror can't quite get it. They should make the top of them triangular
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Yes, much in the same way my hydrometer used to turn away from me when I was looking at the % alcohol of my beer. If I could buy a refractometer that measured a high gravity I would buy it, PITA to be sure.
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rad14701 wrote:Mine always faces away from me as though hiding the truth from me... No matter where I sit it, it faces away from me... Came up with an idea to position one or two pieces of mirror glass behind it but haven't made the device yet... That's how consistently the phenomenon happens...
I tried this once and quickly found out bellybuster is right. Damn thing still found a spot I couldn't read. Sure my feeble attempt could be improved. I've become accustomed to the dance so never tried again.
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Ha, good to see it's not just me!. There's a market for someone there, unless it's been done?, do they sell them.with numbers on both sides ?.
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I speak to mine a challenge "Ok, show me whatcha got!" and it always spins up to the proper side I need! What is wrong with you guys? :crazy:
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really, if you were floating in 90+% likker, would you not be spinning wildly and doing things to piss off people looking at you? ;)
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When is someone gonna come up with one that just sends the reading to your smartphone or a remote sensor? Adjusted for temp of course.
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Sort of like incontenance or erectile dysfunction . I had been reluctant to broach this topic because I thought it was only me :oops:
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Ummmm just half the proof. Thats all it shows me anyway. Hell for the first year i thought the alco made the traile part disappear.
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LWTCS has one in his inventory that has 3 scales its always visable
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:D

I put my fermenter on a turntable

as I turned the fermenter the hydrometer stayed in the same place

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We were talking alcometers not hydrometers but i guess the same applies.
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I mounted my rig just a little off level once and the hydrometer slowly spun, making the scale visible about every 20 min and stayed in sync with my jars till the tails. I was too stupid to measure the angle and that's never happened since. And yeah, except for that time the little bastard hides.
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