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Don't copy this guy.

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Well part Part 1 is just a bit getto. I guess you could say redneck engineering:




But Part 2 is just a cluster of the worst ideas I have ever seen :


Red sed
likker is quicker

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:wtf:
I would like to see a video, where he distills with it, not only explaining.
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Oh dear god
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That has to be one of the worst I have seen - and he is doing it to sell the product!
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I just i . . . i . . . oh hell, i can't believe i saw that!

I want to go leave a comment and tear him a new one, but i don't know if he's serious or not.

I try to have faith there are not people this ignorant. Sadly, I am proven wrong all too often.
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no wonder moonshine has a bad rep with clowns like that
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Oh damn. He uses three electrical coffee pot coils to cook that mess in the box. He expects to get $500 worth of moonshine from it. :crazy:
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I'm holding back and it's not easy from commenting on his crap ass video. I did give it thumbs down though. Wow. I'm still speechless.
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This is prison hooch. Only place in the world you use shoe strings and bic pens to make likker...


I did find some evidence of his friend "lil t" though.. He's real.
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This is good! Shittiest still award!
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Well I watched it, there's ten minutes of my life I will never get back :shock:
Notice there is no third video, it was to be titled "hey (insert name here), watch this! :roll:
There appears to be an inverse relationship between tangible distilling problems and possible drinking problems...
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Is it any wonder that we get new guys all the time getting pushed out of shape when we're telling them their doing it wrong and their saying "well I saw it on YouTube ". :thumbdown:
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Plaincrazy wrote:Well I watched it, there's ten minutes of my life I will never get back :shock:
Yeah...
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One can only hope its a joke....I'm left totally speechless. I'm sorry, but I nominate him for the Darwin awards. PLUS is he shi#ing... $50 a gallon for shine?
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kiwi Bruce wrote:One can only hope its a joke....I'm left totally speechless. I sorry, but I nominate him for the Darwin awards. PLUS is he shi#ing... $50 a gallon for shine?

No kidding. We know from "moonshiners" that it's at least $100 a gallon . . . and since he has fruit and probably considers it a brandy, it should be closer to $120 lmao
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moosemilk wrote:
kiwi Bruce wrote:One can only hope its a joke....I'm left totally speechless. I sorry, but I nominate him for the Darwin awards. PLUS is he shi#ing... $50 a gallon for shine?

No kidding. We know from "moonshiners" that it's at least $100 a gallon . . . and since he has fruit and probably considers it a brandy, it should be closer to $120 lmao
Hey, in last weeks episode the one bunch claimed they were gonna be able to get $300 a gallon for their faux scotch made out of corn, barley, rye, and sugar... :lolno:

As far as those videos go, I'm speechless...!!! :crazy:
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rad14701 wrote:
moosemilk wrote:
kiwi Bruce wrote:One can only hope its a joke....I'm left totally speechless. I sorry, but I nominate him for the Darwin awards. PLUS is he shi#ing... $50 a gallon for shine?

No kidding. We know from "moonshiners" that it's at least $100 a gallon . . . and since he has fruit and probably considers it a brandy, it should be closer to $120 lmao
Hey, in last weeks episode the one bunch claimed they were gonna be able to get $300 a gallon for their faux scotch made out of corn, barley, rye, and sugar... :lolno:

As far as those videos go, I'm speechless...!!! :crazy:
They smoked the malt with hickory? Interesting but far from anything I'd call scotch.
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mother of god that was scary :wtf: my faith in humanity just dropped a little
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I want to see part 3 :ebiggrin: :twisted:
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Swedish Pride wrote:I want to see part 3 :ebiggrin: :twisted:
I want to see who he's selling it to! especially at those prices!
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Just when you think you have seen it all... :wtf:
I made a thread with bad still constructions, but this one really get the first price.
Worse...he's going to sell this shit to other people :evil:
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I gave up after he proudly announced that he was using a cardboard box from Wally-World.
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I'd be willing to bet the guy spent time at the local Big House as a kitchen trustee.

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Hmmmmmm TP, "Pruno"??
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Give it time and his clients will have their own version of "Jake Leg"

it is a shame but this is how it goes... Darwin effect in action on You tube
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http://www.darwinawards.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" rel="nofollow

Keep an eye out for brian mcc and/or "Little T" (or maybe its just "t")
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Oh.
My.
God.

garbage bags.
Black electric tape.

Old clothes.

"coals"
vinyl pipe.
shoe laces.
"in the house, stinks like hell"

He learned all that in prison.
Now I know how you claim azeo so easy, it's based on a meat thermometer. :lol:
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That thar recipe is a 10 bagger...!!! :lolno:
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And people were concerned about the safety aspects of my post that I made about how Whiskey is made in Viet Nam. This guy makes them look like professionals. He is selling this, it is like a backyard meth lab :esurprised:
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i beg to differ,
he would have to think a little harder to do meth ...
i understand it is much harder to get the ingredients for meth....

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